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BlockyBanter: PartnerProbs

anger, appreciation, birthday celebration, birthday gift, BlockyBanter, cabin in the woods, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional reactions, Expenses, expensive gifts, financial contributions, financial expectations, Gratitude, income, living together, misunderstandings, PartnerProbs, relationship, saving money, Scrooge, sharing expenses

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Farms Harvested:	997
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Towns Built:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break the bank? Look no further than our server! We offer luxurious cabins in the woods for the low, low price of 250 euros a night. And if it’s your birthday, it’s on the house!

Join our server and experience the thrill of staying in a virtual cabin in the woods. Build your own cozy retreat, complete with pixelated wildlife and creeper-proof walls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most generous players around. You won’t find any scrooges here, just a community of gamers who know how to appreciate a good deal.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living the high life in the Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s worth every penny (or euro)!

CraftyCreeperAgeUP

aging, aging gracefully, changing preferences, CraftyCreeperAgeUP, developing passions, embracing change, evolving interests, evolving tastes, Experience, growing older, interests, Life Changes, Maturity, new hobbies, personal growth, Preferences, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, shifting perspectives, wisdom

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2317
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you starting to like more as you get older? Well, if it’s Minecraft then boy do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with endless riches and eternal glory.

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character while dodging his evil pranks and tricks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

DAUGHTER, DYNASTY, family, Government, Heir, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong Chul, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Nam, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongCraft, leadership, Minecraft, North Korea, Politics, power, seoul, Server, spy agency, Succession, Successor, Training

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Votes:	3638	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Animals Bred:	48	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1721
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

lol u know what’s crazier than kim jong un’s daughter training for succession? joining our minecraft server, that’s what! like, imagine if kim jong un’s daughter was playing minecraft and building her own lil dictatorship in the game, that would be wild, right? well, u can do that too on our server! we have crazy factions and alliances forming every day, just like in north korea! join now and become the supreme leader of your own minecraft empire! who needs real life when u can rule over pixelated peasants, amirite? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Rail Sabotage Rascals

Activist, arrested, criminal charges, criminal investigation, far-left extremists, France, government response, interior minister, justice system, law enforcement, political extremism, Public Safety, radical groups, Rail, rail sabotage, Rascals, sabotage, security measures, social unrest, suspects, Terrorism, Ultra-left, Vandalism

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchantments Applied:	290	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, dude. We got crazier builds than a llama on a pogo stick, and the community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of Endermen with nothing but a carrot and a feather. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with treasure and enchanted gear. It’s like finding a golden apple in a haystack, man.

Oh, and did I mention the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Block Warrior? Yeah, it’s like a cross between The Hunger Games and a chicken jousting competition. You won’t find that kind of excitement on any other server, that’s for sure.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell the villagers.

PixelPlex SolarCraft

amorphous semiconductors, crystalline semiconductors, economic alternative, Engineering, ETH Zurich, finite unit cell, Materials, PixelPlex, scanning reflectance anisotropy microscopy, solar cells, SolarCraft, SRAM, strain mapping

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Towns Built:	8	Animals Bred:	155
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like an amorphous semiconductor but in Minecraft form. We ain’t got no defined unit cell, but we got them economic alternatives to them crystalline servers, like solar cells but for Minecraft, ya feel me?

Our researchers from ETH Zurich are all up in this server, using some next level scanning reflectance anisotropy microscopy (SRAM) to map out all the strains and engineer the heck outta them materials. It’s like science meets Minecraft, but with a whole lot more explosions and creepers.

So come on and join us, cuz this server is where the real magic happens. Who needs a finite unit cell when you can have infinite possibilities in this Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

1k1k

1k1k, Anarchy, Ancient City, Bastion, border, Grief, Minecraft, Mods, nether fortress, Outpost, PvP, rules, Server, stronghold, Survival, trial chambers, Vanilla, Village

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Server Rules:No mods that give you an advantage over others.

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Border info:The border is 1000 x 1000, except for the end, where the border is 5000 x 5000. There is an Ancient city, Stronghold, Village, Outpost, Trial Chambers, Bastion and Nether Fortress all within the border.

1k1k.minefort.com

Skull Island: Where Pirates, Samurai, and Templars Fight Over Pixels and Tea!

Adventure, Artifacts, battle, Discord, Epic, Factions, Fight, Hero, ISLAND, Journey, Lands, Legends, Modded, Pirate, Pirates, pixels, PvP, Realm, Relics, Roleplay, Samurai, Secrets, skull, tea, templars, Warriors

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Potions Brewed:	128
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Welcome to the Realm of Legends

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/3FgCFZwaWY

✨Welcome to the Realm of Legends, where you can immerse yourself in a world of adventure 🏝️, intrigue 😑, and conflict ⚔️between powerful factions ✨.

✨Choose to align yourself with the honorable and skilled samurai 👺, masters of the blade who value honor and loyalty above all else. Or perhaps you prefer the freedom and chaos of the pirate faction ☠️, sailing the high seas in search of treasure and glory. And let’s not forget the enigmatic and secretive templars 👑, who seek to control the world from the shadows with their ancient knowledge and cunning tactics.

♾️Join forces with fellow warriors 🗡️and strategize your next move, whether it be in a fierce battle against rival factions or in a quest for ancient artifacts and powerful relics 🔮. Explore different lands 🗺️, uncover hidden secrets, and rise to the top as a legendary hero in the Realm of Legends🛡️.

✨Are you ready to embark on an epic adventure and make a name for yourself in this world of factions and legends? Join us now and let the journey begin✨.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What factions can I choose from?	You can align yourself with the samurai, pirates, or templars factions.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay?	You can expect battles between factions, quests for artifacts, and exploration of different lands.
Is there a ranking system in the server?	Yes, you can rise to the top as a legendary hero in the Realm of Legends.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the latest Minecraft jams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Minecraft SMP: GruntAndGrief

adult content, AGGRESSIVE, cock sucking mouth, derogatory, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit language, explicit talk, fuckable, GruntAndGrief, grunting, inappropriate, little bitch, Minecraft, NSFW, offensive, sexual, sexual talk, smp, tear dat ass up, Vulgar

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to cause chaos and have a good time!

Picture this: you log on and immediately hear someone shouting about tearing up some block’s ass and admiring their cock-sucking mouth. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server. We’ve got players who are not afraid to let their freak flag fly and say whatever the heck they want.

But that’s not all! We’ve got insane stories that will make you question your sanity. Like the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken and declared it the new ruler of the server. Or when a group of players decided to start a cult worshiping a block of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let your inner weirdo out to play. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

CraftyCreeperClash

aita, badmouthing, CAFETERIA, career, coffee, CraftyCreeperClash, date, entitled, Friend, frustrating, Future, Incident, judgmental, ken, Manager, MONEY, Nurse, nursing school, prestigious company, SECURITY, Stolen

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	3309
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	792	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll encounter more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and shady characters, just like in this wild cafeteria tale. Who knew stealing lunch could lead to such high-stakes drama?

With a community as unpredictable as this story, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Single forever? Not on our server, where anything can happen!