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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7323 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 4836 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 8214 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!