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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 924 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7200 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers out their eyes. u think that’s crazy? well, wait till u see our underwater rollercoaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure chest hidden in the clouds that’s guarded by a giant talking banana? yeah, u heard me right. a talking banana. so come on over and join the madness, cuz this server is lit AF!