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BidenCraft: No Nukes, Just Blocks!

biden, Biden administration, BidenCraft, blocks, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global stability, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear deal, nuclear sites, nukes, peace talks, political tensions, proportional response, sanctions, security concerns, US, world news

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

hey u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s lit af! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that twerk for diamonds!

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server, but don’t worry, we defeated it with our epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? it’s wild, man.

so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! oh, and don’t forget to bring your sense of humor cuz things can get pretty wacky around here. let’s goooooo!

Glass Portal Mine

Break, deep thoughts, existential crisis, existentialism, Glass, Identity, introspection, Perception, perspective, philosophical musings, philosophy, Portal, Reality, Reflection, Screen, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, separation, WINDOW, world

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299

join dis server if u wanna break through dat glass and find out if its a window or a screen lolz. we got creepers that dance the macarena, pigs that fly like superman, and diamonds that sing opera. u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world. come join us and let’s break through dat glass together, cuz who needs reality when u got minecraft craziness amirite?

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where even creepers have better political skills than most players

alliances, collaboration, Community, Conquest, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Empires, Events, Hardrada, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Political, PvP, Quests, Server, Skills, storytelling, strategy, Trade, Vanilla, WARFARE, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding
Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you. Why Choose Our Server? Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision. Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone. Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history. Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion. Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players. Features: Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities. Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards. PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy. Join Us Today! Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding

Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you.

Why Choose Our Server?

Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history.
Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion.
Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players.

Features:

Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities.
Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards.
PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQs

1. Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level. Our community is friendly and supportive, so don’t hesitate to join!
2. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow?: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server or on our website.
3. How can I start building my empire on the server?: Once you join the server, you can explore the world and start building your empire wherever you choose. You can also collaborate with other players to create magnificent structures.
4. Can I participate in events and quests on the server?: Absolutely! We regularly host events and quests for players to participate in and earn unique rewards and recognition.
5. How can I engage in PvP and warfare on the server?: If you’re interested in PvP and warfare, you can test your skills in strategic battles and wars against other players. Alternatively, you can focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, big mom, blocky, cousins, Dragon.., elbaf, imu, Lafitte, loki, Luffy’s mom, Minecraft, one piece, Perospero, Rocks’ crew, schizocrafting theories, Server, Shanks, Vegapunk

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Potions Brewed:	153	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting? Look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous schizocrafting theories you’ve ever heard!

Join us and discover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe, like how Lafitte from Rocks’ crew faked his death just like the real Lafitte (mind blown, right?). And get ready for the shocking revelation that Imu is actually Luffy’s mom – who saw that coming?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter not one, but TWO Lokis on Elbaf. And don’t even get us started on the crazy family connections, like Shanks and Dragon being long-lost cousins. And guess what? Perospero is actually the secret love child of Big Mom and Vegapunk.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with insane theories and mind-blowing revelations, join our Minecraft server now. Just be prepared for your brain to explode with all the craziness that awaits you. See you there, crafters!

”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Backstage, clip, Entertainment, Heyman, Incident, interview, IT’S UP, knife stabbing, Minecraft, Netflix, Paul Heyman, Shane, shane mcmahon, smp, Story, upload, Video, Vince, Vince McMahon, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Farms Harvested:	903
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	50	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	5771	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

Astonishing, BlocktopiaCraft, enlightening, eye-opening, fact, Fun, fun fact, hidden facts, Incredible, INTERESTING, knowledge, little-known, Mind Blowing, mind blowing facts, mind-bending, mind-boggling, MINDBLOWING, Obscure, Surprising, Trivia, UNBELIEVABLE, unknown, UNUSUAL

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

criminal activity, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, department of justice, domain seizure, Domains, fbi, HackCraft, HACKING, international relations, internet domains, investigation, law enforcement, online crime, online threats, Russian hackers, seized, Seizes, Technology, US

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchantments Applied:	291	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6166
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	150
Alien Abductions:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.