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MayhemCraftUK

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, cause mayhem, cyber attacks, destabilization, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, Infiltration, international relations, MayhemCraftUK, MI5, Mission, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, security threat, subversion, Surveillance, UK streets, Warns

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

acceptance, Afterlife, burial, Coffin, contemplation, cycle of life, death, Existential, Farm, final resting place, Funeral, growth, inevitability, inevitability of death, life cycle, mortality, Nature, Reflection, Somber, Tree, wood

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	9443
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	364	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ores Mined:	583	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Falling into the Void:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Enchantments Applied:	134
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

advice, CraftyTime, Dig, dont, future goals, hindsight, inspiration, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, message to past self, mindfulness, motivation, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Straight.., time travel, travel, wisdom

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Gods Slained:	0

Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Mate Value Power Play

alternative partners, attraction, emotional infidelity, evolutionary psychology, gender differences, Infidelity, interpersonal relationships, Jealousy, Mate, mate competition, MATE SELECTION, mate value, partner choice, partner preferences, perceived power, Play, power, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship quality, relationship satisfaction, romantic relationships, social psychology

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15

come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

activities, Adventure, building, Casual, Clans, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, FUNCTIONALITY, Grinding, Mining, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, RPG, rules, Survival, TEAM, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

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Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

ALERT, asylum escapees, asylum room, asylum seekers, CALAMITOUS HAPPENING, catastrophe, Caution, Craft, Crisis, danger, emergency, emperor, Escape, fugitives, illegal immigrants, immigration, Madrid airport, Minecraft, Moroccan, Protection, security breach, Server, unknown location, Urgent

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Animals Bred:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	7601

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!