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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9310 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 160 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 259661 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
