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EVOCraft 2024 – Day 3 Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our EVO Arena Stage is where the top 6 players battle it out in games like “Giant Block Vs. Small Block,” “Giraffe Gangster Showdown Tactics,” “Taco King 8,” and “Super Fun 6”! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us and witness the craziness unfold as players fight for glory and bragging rights on our livestream at twitch.tv/evo! You won’t believe the intense gameplay and hilarious moments that happen on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground lair where diamond-encrusted creepers roam free and golden pigs fly. Will you be brave enough to explore the depths of our server and uncover its hidden treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

TrainRageDisabled

anger, brother, Cane, dick, disabled, ENTITLEMENT, injury, Lesson, Limp, old lady, Pain, Playground, Seat, standing, surgery, Train, Training, TrainRageDisabled, weight, Yelling

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Emeralds Found:	6318
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even players with a limp in their left leg due to a wild playground incident can find a home! We understand the struggle of not being able to stand for more than 10 minutes without a cane, so we provide virtual chairs for everyone to sit on while playing.

Join us and experience epic train rides where you can confront entitled old ladies and show them who’s boss. Show off your walking cane in-game to prove your disability and gain respect from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life situations?

So come on over to our server and let’s all yell at annoying NPCs together, because sometimes you just gotta teach them a lesson, even if it means looking like a dick in the process. See you in-game, where the drama is just as entertaining as the gameplay!

Lost & Found Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3019	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Have you ever lost your favorite diamond sword in Minecraft and wished you could get it back? Well, on our server, we have a magical portal that can bring back anything you’ve ever lost in the game! That’s right, say goodbye to accidentally dropping your enchanted pickaxe into a pit of lava or losing your precious stack of diamonds to a sneaky creeper. Join our server and reclaim all your lost treasures with just a simple command. Who knew griefing could be so rewarding? So come on over and start your journey to reclaiming all your lost loot, because on our server, nothing is ever truly lost.

CraftyDreams

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Tired of counting sheep? Join our Minecraft server and build yourself a cozy bedrock fortress to finally get some rest! Our server is so relaxing, even the Endermen take naps here. Plus, our resident zombie pigmen are experts at curing insomnia with their soothing snorts and grunts. Say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to dreamland on our server!

BorderCat Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	581469
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4876	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have wild cat smugglers running amok near the polish-ukrainian border! watch out for the sneaky felines trying to steal your diamonds and creep up on you while you’re building your epic castle. but don’t worry, our fearless moderators are on the case, ready to detain any mischievous kitties trying to cause chaos. join now for a wild adventure filled with crazy cat antics and non-stop excitement!

LatvianLingoCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. we got like, so many Latvian peeps up in here, it’s like a party all the time. and guess what? we even got a European court ruling that says it’s all good, so you know it’s legit.

come join us and learn some Latvian while you’re at it. it’s like, the cool thing to do now. plus, we got like, crazy stories about how Latvian saved people’s lives and stuff. true story, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have a blast and learn some new language, this is the place to be. come join us, and let’s get this party started!

LoveCraftedMC

Emophilia, emotional attachment, emotional behavior, emotional bonds, emotional connections, emotional intensity, emotional involvement, emotional sensitivity, emotional tendencies, Falling In Love, Infidelity, love, love patterns, LoveCraftedMC, psychological trait, relationship patterns, romantic partners, romantic relationships, romantic tendencies, unfaithfulness

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

So, like, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta have HIGH emophilia, bro! We only want players who fall in love super easily and have, like, a million relationships at once. And get this, the more unfaithful you are, the better! We want drama, we want scandal, we want all the juicy gossip in the Minecraft world!

Join now and be part of the most chaotic love triangle drama Minecraft has ever seen! Who needs diamonds when you have heartbreak and betrayal, amirite? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for love (and drama) on our server!

FlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2047
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of parkour on a bed of lava! Will you be able to out-jump him and claim the coveted title of Parkour King?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays enchanted golden eggs! Join us if you dare, and see if you can catch a glimpse of this spectral poultry in action.

So why did it flop, you ask? It’s simple – because it was too wild, too crazy, and too hilarious for the average player to handle. But if you’re brave enough to join us, you’ll be in for the adventure of a lifetime!

TattooedTatas Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds! Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil chickens!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any loss of sanity or dignity that may occur while playing on our server)

BadassCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Well, move over Alexander the Great and Genghis Khan because the most badass person in history is actually the owner of this Minecraft server! Legend has it that they once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Join this server if you want to bask in the glory of the ultimate Minecraft warrior and learn their secret techniques for surviving in the wild. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Are you brave enough to claim it? Join now and become a part of the most epic adventure in Minecraft history!