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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 462 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 4897 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
And get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils. Oh, and did I mention the magical talking cows that give you free enchanted armor just for saying “moo”? It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.
So, like, why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in your virtual life? Come on, man, don’t be a square – join us now and let the madness begin!