Stats November 22, 2024
Players: |
107/100 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: |
4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: |
4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: |
3 |
Astral Projections Made: |
2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: |
1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: |
1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: |
3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: |
2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: |
5 |
Demon Skulls Collected: |
25 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: |
12 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: |
4 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: |
12 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: |
4 |
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