Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!
Imagine a world where your parents are hugging each other and not fighting, just like in a bizarro Full House episode. That’s the kind of wholesome environment you’ll find on our server.
Help out your virtual family by taking care of their virtual house, just like the OP’s brother asks them to do in real life. Who needs therapy and heart attacks when you can just play Minecraft instead?
So come on over and join us on this crazy journey where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Just remember, no matter what happens, always prioritize your Minecraft family over everything else. After all, they were always there for you in the virtual world!
if u join our server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil chicken army led by a giant chicken named cluckzilla.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava? it’s lit, literally. so come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a dancing creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, and suddenly, your band-aid starts beeping. you’re like, “oh snap, i need to check my health indicators!” and you realize you’ve been playing minecraft for, like, 10 hours straight. but it’s all good, cuz our server has got your back.
not only that, but our server is, like, super non-invasive. you don’t have to worry about anyone invading your space or stealing your diamonds. it’s all about peace, love, and minecraft.
oh, and did we mention that our server is perfect for diabetic players? yeah, that’s right. we cater to all types of players, even those with special health needs. so come join us on the most epic minecraft server of all time. trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Server Name | CRUSALIS |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Geopolitical historically accurate Minecraft server |
| Features | Fun VC grind sessions, raids, wars, nation building |
| Server IP | crusalis.net |
| Community | Victorix |
How do I join the server? To join the server, you need to connect using the IP address: crusalis.net. It is a premium Minecraft server, so make sure you have a valid Minecraft account.
What is the Victorix community? Victorix is the community associated with the CRUSALIS server. You can join their Discord server using this link: https://discord.com/invite/Q3pHvv7h. Make sure to verify and mention Mado as your inviter.
What can I do on the server? You can participate in fun VC grind sessions, go on raids, engage in wars with other nations, and help build your nation. The server is iteration-based, with each new iteration introducing new content and themes.
Can I contribute to building nations on the server? Yes, you can contribute to nation-building on the server. Currently, players are working on building Armavir (Armenia) by organizing forces for victory. Join the server to play with skilled players and contribute to the collective effort for victory.
We hope to see you on the CRUSALIS server and Victorix community! Join us for an immersive historical Minecraft experience.
Join us for epic events like the “Lazy Olympics” where the goal is to see who can AFK the longest without getting kicked. Or participate in our “Nap Time Build Battle” where players compete to build the comfiest bed in the game.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club called the “Slacker Society” where members gather to discuss the best ways to avoid doing any actual work in the game.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only goal is to take it easy and have a good time, then come join us! Who needs diamonds when you can just lay back and relax?
Join us and become a hero of epic proportions! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Portal to the Land of Unicorns, where rainbows are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a hero of our time! Just watch out for the evil Villager Mafia and their dastardly schemes to take over the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat them and save our pixelated paradise. Let the adventure begin!
Join us for a child-free gaming experience, just like this couple’s wedding dreams (minus the grandparents as flower girls, unfortunately). But watch out, because one glass of wine at family dinner could lead to unexpected exceptions for nieces and nephews!
Experience the thrill of navigating through wedding FAQs and making tough decisions about who gets to be part of the big day. Will you be the one to stand your ground against family pressure, or will you cave in like a poorly built sandcastle?
So come on down to our server, where the only family drama you’ll encounter is deciding who gets to be the flower girl in your virtual wedding. Just remember, no children allowed (unless they’re virtual flower girls, of course)!