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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2868 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Potions Brewed: | 142 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 4969 |
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.