Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have taken analog video to a whole new level! Forget about digital formats, we are all about that VHS life.
Join us as we embark on a 30-year journey to bring back the glory days of VHS tapes. Our server is filled with crazy contraptions that allow you to watch Minecraft gameplay in glorious VHS quality.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground VHS tape trading markets where you can exchange rare tapes with other players. Want to watch a pixelated version of “The Lion King” in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered.
So why wait for digital formats to catch up when you can join our VHS revolution today? Come be a part of our wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a VHS wall in a man cave – totally retro and totally awesome!
Join us for a wild ride where you can build your very own man cave filled with VHS tapes of all your favorite 80s movies. Want to watch “The Goonies” while mining for diamonds? No problem! Need some inspiration from “Back to the Future” while crafting your next masterpiece? We got you covered!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and guarded by a giant robot made entirely out of cassette tapes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the robot, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the VHS wall in my man cave madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we ask the hard-hitting questions like “Favorite pornstar?” and “What’s the first pornstar you ever watched and in what format?” We promise a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our virtual world. Join us for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards and bragging rights for having the most outrageous answers to our questions. So why wait? Come on in and let the madness begin!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as your favorite Pornstar! Join us for a horny good time as we explore the blocky world together.
Are you ready to dive into a world filled with blocky babes and pixelated passion? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!
Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie looking for some sexy fun, our server has something for everyone. From building XXX-rated structures to battling NSFW mobs, the possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join us now and let’s get frisky in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your new favorite Pornstar along the way!
Tired of watching VCR streams from the Stone Age? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where VCRs are banned and dinosaurs roam free! Our server is so epic, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and a hot tub made of lava. Join us now and say goodbye to boring VCRs forever!
Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers with boring old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: You log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on chickens, zombies break into dance parties, and diamond pickaxes grow on trees. Yes, it’s all possible on our server!
Join us for epic battles against flying cows, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and build your own floating castle made entirely of cakes. But wait, there’s more! You can even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a rap battle – beat him with your sick rhymes and claim the title of Dragon Slayer!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle giant mutant chickens, ride on rainbow-colored llamas, and even build your own secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps for unsuspecting players).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Kenny Omega himself plays on our server and will NEVER go to WWE because he’s too busy dominating in our virtual world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
Complete chat customization, portable music boxes, Join/Leave announcements, etc. NO gear is sold, nor is any playable content locked behind a paywall.
Voting Perks
Gain random rewards each day for supporting our server through the /vote command.
Economy
Completely player-owned and operated. Choose how you want to be paid / what to sell.
Cross-play
Play with your friends on any platform!
Professionalism
No Whitelisting
That’s right, come play any time restriction-free!
Safety
Land claiming keeps your builds safe. We have the ability to restore corrupted inventories, rollback damage, keep daily backups and much more!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most historically and culturally important server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Gawr Gura.
Legend has it that Gawr Gura, the mythical shark goddess, once roamed the oceans of Minecraft, spreading joy and chaos wherever she went. She was known for her epic building skills and her ability to summon dolphins at will. Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of her majestic fin slicing through the water.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the ancient ruins of Atlantis, where players can explore underwater temples and battle sea monsters for epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the lost city of El Dorado, where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even become besties with Gawr Gura herself.
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us at Nottingham Forest for a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the forest lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Only the bravest of players can navigate through the treacherous terrain and claim the loot for themselves. Will you be one of them?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing pigs who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Get ready to boogie down with these funky swine and show off your best dance moves!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up in the sky that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying sheep. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!
So what are you waiting for? Join us at Nottingham Forest for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!
?Welcome to the official telegram account of the minecraft server KVGLAND?
This is a unique server with its own characteristics such as:
•Meteorite falling on the server’s landscapes every hour and a half.?
✔️Compete with other players for things that truly belong only to the winners!✔️
!⚠️•A mystical chest that can appear anywhere and anytime, be extremely careful!⚠️
??•The lighthouse effect. Capture a lighthouse that brings good money) Go to the coordinates of the lighthouse and fight for it, either alone or with your team!
Every second costs money! ??
❗️❗️•PVP arena. The ideal place to prove your fighting abilities, fight for ROYAL loot! ❗️❗️
There are also many improvements and purchased additions available on the server that will help you prove to your opponents who is boss.
??Newbie and don’t know how to secure your brand new home? It doesn’t matter, because there are no private hatchets on the server! Only blocks that will need to be hidden from unwanted guests, unless of course you want to stay with housing) ??
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the adventures you have here! Unlike New Super Mario Bros. Wii, where you just jump on Goombas and collect coins, our server is filled with crazy quests and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Rumor has it, if you beat the Ender Dragon three times in a row, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky. So why waste your time on a forgettable game like NSMB Wii when you can join our server and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next update)?