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LGBT Zoomers Minecraft Server

“Youth, 1 in 4 Zoomers, acceptance, Community, demographics, Diversity, equality, generation, generation z, Identity, inclusion, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mystery, Server, sexual identity, sexual orientation, Social Issues, societal change, trend, zoomers

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	8642	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting in silence? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a 1 in 4 chance of running into a Zoomer who identifies as LGBT, and let me tell you, they bring the sass and fabulousness like no other. Join us for a wild ride of rainbow-colored blocks, glitter explosions, and spontaneous dance parties. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own identity after spending some time on our server. Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion, join now!

SMP_CraftyCreeper – drops mic Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing, bold, charisma, comedy, CONFIDENT, crowd pleaser, dramatic, drops mic, emdrops, Entertainment, Impactful, memorable, micem, microphone, Minecraft, Music, Performance, Powerful, pSMP_CraftyCreeper, showmanship, smpp, stage presence, Statement, swagger, Theatrical

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja turtles who will protect you from any griefers or trolls? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one’s watching (except for the skeletons, they’re always watching).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of friendly yeti who will trade you diamonds for cookies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up with a diamond golem roommate).

So what are you waiting for? Drop whatever you’re doing, grab your pickaxe, and join us on the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. drops mic

MythBustMinecraftSMP24

10. skepticism, 11. critical thinking, 12. progressivism, 13. rationality, 14. enlightenment, 15. modernity, 16. evolution, 17. technology, 18. education, 19. open-mindedness, 2. superstitions, 20. evidence-based beliefs, 3. conspiracy theories, 4. misinformation, 5. ignorance, 6. pseudoscience, 7. denialism, 8. blind faith, 9. traditionalism, MythBustMinecraftSMP24, outdated beliefs

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where people still believe that pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion!

Our server is home to a community of players who have all collectively decided to believe in the most outrageous myths and legends. From building houses out of floating obsidian to riding llamas into battle against zombie hordes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us and experience the thrill of discovering hidden dungeons filled with treasure, or the excitement of taming a dragon and using it to terrorize your enemies. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible?

So come on, join us and leave behind the boring world of logic and reason. Embrace the chaos and absurdity of our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks of TNT).

CraftyCreeper20

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you a lost 20-year-old guy trying to navigate through life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and you’ll receive the most valuable advice you could ever imagine, like how to tame a creeper and make it your pet, or how to build a house out of diamond blocks (because who needs wood, am I right?). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft pro and all the villagers will bow down to you as their new leader. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epic adventures begin!

GazaInvadersEliteMC

Attackers, border breach, border invasion, gaza conflict, Gaza invasion, Gaza-Israel border., GazaInvadersEliteMC, Hamas elite force, Hamas militants, IDF assessment, IDF intelligence, IDF report, Israel, Middle East conflict, military assessment, Nukhba force, Oct 7, Palestinian militants, security breach, security threat, terrorist group

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dimension Hops:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Animals Bred:	99

OMG U GUYS, dis server is LIT AF! We got like 6,000 Gazans invading Israel like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, 3,800 of them are part of Hamas’s elite Nukhba force! Like, who even knew they had an elite force?! Join our server for some epic battles and crazy shenanigans. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me! #GazaInvasionParty #HamasEliteForceFTW 🚀🔥💣

What is the IP for Asmongold TV Minecraft Server?

asmongold, asmongold channel, asmongold funny, asmongold highlights, asmongold reacts, asmongold tv, asmongold wow, asmongold youtube, Minecraft, Server, World of Warcraft, zackrawrr

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3399
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Asmongold TV, also known as Zack, is a popular Twitch streamer and YouTuber known for his World of Warcraft content. With a large following, he has become a prominent figure in the gaming community for his entertaining personality and informative videos. Asmongold is also known for his charity work and is passionate about helping others within the gaming community.

Mistbrook: Where Minecraft Economy, Mcmmo, Jobs, and Towny meet for some epic Java vs. Bedrock debates!

Accepted, bedrock, close friends, Community, Community Events, Cozy, Crates, debates, Economy, Epic, Events, Fun, Genders, Identities, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, java, Jobs, MCMMO, Meet, Minecraft, Mistbrook, Plugins, PORT, Races, Religions, Safe, sexual orientations, small communities, smp, Spooky season, Towny, Welcoming

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Star Shards Collected:	220
Villages Defended:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	1

MistBrook Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Plugins	Towny, McMMO, Jobs, Crates, Custom Ranks
Description	New SMP server with a focus on community building, roleplaying, and inclusive environment
Community Events	Upcoming spooky season events, frequent community gatherings
IP	mistbrook.mc-games.com
Java Port	26777

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is the server about?

A: MistBrook is a new SMP server focused on community building, roleplaying, and inclusivity.

Q: What plugins does the server have?

A: Towny, McMMO, Jobs, Crates, and Custom Ranks are some of the key plugins on the server.

Q: Is the server welcoming to all players?

A: Yes, the server strives to be inclusive of all genders, sexual orientations, races, religions, and identities.

Q: Are there any upcoming events on the server?

A: Spooky season events are coming up, along with frequent community gatherings and events.

StalkCraft Minecraft Server

brain boiled, Cheeky breeki, eastern european, Faustian bargain, Gunfights, Hostile, Life, malicious forces, memes, Minecraft, monkeys paw, MOTHERS, otherworldly entity, POSSESSED, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Server, Slavjank, StalkCraft, treasure hunters, Victim, Woods

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Slavjank and Eastern European memes come to life! But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart.

Venture into the woods and you may hear laughter that sends shivers down your spine. The very ground you walk on is hostile to life, with treasure hunters meeting a gruesome fate at the hands of malicious forces.

If you dare to explore without completing a specific side quest, you may find yourself making a Faustian bargain with an otherworldly entity. The monkeys paw curls a finger and the zone claims another victim. Cheeky breeki, indeed!

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft server. But remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

BluntCraft Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, blunt, BluntCraft, Communication, despise, Fake, fantasies, harsh truth, Honesty, IDIOTIC, Minecraft, misunderstood, offensive, outspoken, Perception, Rude, smp, social interactions, standoffish, Truth, truth hurts, two-faced

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of dealing with people who can’t handle the truth? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where being blunt is not only accepted, but encouraged? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and let your inner honesty shine as you navigate through a world filled with players who appreciate a good dose of reality. No more fake niceties or two-faced behavior here – just pure, unfiltered truth.

And if you’re worried about offending others with your straightforward nature, don’t be! Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the difference between being blunt and being rude. So come on in and let your bluntness run wild!

Who knew that being brutally honest could be so much fun in a Minecraft SMP? Join us now and see for yourself – just don’t expect any sugarcoating along the way!

PartyPooper Minecraft Server

Apology, Birthday, Boyfriend, celebration, close friends, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, Effort, friendship, Girlfriend, HEARTBREAK, loyalty, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, PartyPooper, Planning, relationships, Server, Support, Surprise party, Trust

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	1197	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of surprise parties ruining your friendships? Join our Minecraft server where we plan epic surprise parties for all our players! No more misunderstandings or hurt feelings, just good times and celebrations all around.

Imagine a world where every day is your birthday and your friends are always there to lift your spirits. On our server, we make sure that no one is left out of the fun, even if they have a boyfriend who can’t plan a party to save his life.

Don’t let misunderstandings and miscommunications get in the way of your friendships. Join our server and let us handle all the party planning, so you can focus on having a great time with your friends. Plus, we promise not to text your best friend’s boyfriend non-stop like some people we know.