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BelgorodBlockParty

Belgorod, BelgorodBlockParty, border control, border region, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, emergency, escalation, government response, incursion, international relations, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, territorial dispute, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4978	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	New Chunks Explored:	99771

come join our minecraft server, where we have declared a state of emergency in the border region of Belgorod because of a wild Ukrainian incursion! but don’t worry, we have turned it into a fun minigame where you can battle it out with your friends in epic PvP battles!

build your base, gather resources, and defend against the Ukrainian invaders in this intense and hilarious game mode. who will come out on top and claim victory in this crazy border battle? join now to find out!

plus, we have tons of other wacky events and challenges to keep you entertained for hours on end. from giant chicken races to underwater parkour, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our Belgorod border region!

PixelPanicCraft

apps, Childhood, Customization, design, Digital, digital age, home screen, Kid, LAYOUT, Memories, mobile, modern day, Nostalgia, organization, Personalization, phone screen, PixelPanicCraft, Rearranging, room, Technology, user interface

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes.

ever seen a chicken ride a minecart? well, you will on our server. the villagers have their own reality show and the zombies are actually pretty good at karaoke.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party we have every friday night.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible. just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

TongueTechMed: AI Diagnose Fun

98% accuracy, AI algorithm, anaemia, analysing tongue colour, asthma, Covid-19, diabetes, diagnose, Fun, gallbladder conditions, gastrointestinal issues, liver conditions, predicting diseases, Stroke, TongueTechMed, traditional chinese medicine, vascular issues

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9851
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our AI algorithm is like a freakin’ doctor, man! It can look at your tongue and tell you if you got diabetes, a stroke, asthma, or even freakin’ COVID-19! Like, who needs a real doctor when you got a virtual one in Minecraft, amirite? Plus, it’s like, using ancient Chinese medicine techniques from 2000 years ago, so you know it’s legit AF. Come join us and let our AI doc check out your tongue, yo! It’s like, the future of healthcare, but in a blocky world.

MemeGaming

Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	669964
Towns Built:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

A 1.21 survival server with land claiming, homes, leveling and a few terrain generation data packs. Optionally you can use the simple voice chat mod to talk with other people on the server!

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HolyCraft – Religious Rumble Minecraft Server

Christianity, Holycraft, interfaith dialogue, Islam, JQ, judaism, Minecraft, Politics, Religious, religious beliefs, religious coexistence, religious conflict, religious debate, religious differences, religious extremism, religious history, religious ideologies, religious perspectives, religious similarities, Religious Studies, religious tolerance, Rumble, Server, world events

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4283	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take religion and politics to a whole new level! Join us as we debate the two most important religions when it comes to the Jewish Question and the fate of the world. Will you join the Church of Creeperism, where we believe that blowing things up is the only way to achieve peace? Or will you side with the Order of Endermen, who believe in teleporting to a better future?

But beware, there are rumors of a secret third religion that worships the elusive Herobrine, said to bring chaos and destruction to those who dare to defy him. Will you uncover the truth behind this mysterious cult? Only on our server can you explore these deep theological questions while building epic structures and battling mobs in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

FoodForThought Minecraft SMP

Consumption, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, culinary delights, diet, Dining, DISHES, eating habits, Food, food choices, foodforthought, Gastronomy, ingredients, Meal, meal planning, menu, Minecraft, Nourishment, nutrition, recipes, smp, Sustenance

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all they eat is bread and carrots? Well, look no further because on our server, the players feast on golden apples infused with unicorn tears and enchanted steak cooked by a fire-breathing dragon chef! Join us if you want to experience the most epic food adventures in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Who knew mobs had such sick dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the food is fantastical, the parties are legendary, and the treasure hunts are out of this world! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlinkerCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlinkerCraft, blinkers, city police, Communication, daily routine, Driving, husband, left turn, long shifts, Marriage, Minecraft, protected left turn, reddit, relationship, road safety, Server, texas, traffic laws, traffic signals, traffic violation, work commute

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring drives to work with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and blinker drama!

Imagine a world where using your blinker in a protected left turn lane is the ultimate challenge. Will you risk the wrath of the city police or play it safe like a responsible driver? The choice is yours on our server!

Embark on epic quests to convince your partner to use their blinker, or face the consequences of Reddit shaming. Will you be the hero who saves South Texas from blinker neglect?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of blinker battles like never before. Who knew driving etiquette could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft?

CraftyCreeperCafe

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCafe, Cultural differences, Dinner, eat alone, Etiquette, Excuses, friendship, Hosting, housewarming, husband’s best friend, interracial marriage, language barrier, leftovers, overthinking, refusing, seoul, small apartment, social norms, south korea, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2698	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward situations like this? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about unexpected chicken deliveries from your husband’s best friend again. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect your space. Plus, we have virtual chicken farms where you can safely enjoy all the chicken you want without any uncomfortable encounters. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

HellForGriefers Minecraft SMP

controversial opinions, deep-seated beliefs, Eternal Damnation, ethical beliefs, ethical standards, fiery condemnations, fiery opinions, harsh judgments, hellfire and brimstone, HellForGriefers, judgmental statements, Minecraft, moral code, moral compass, moral judgment., moral principles, personal beliefs, personal values, religious beliefs, smp, special place in hell, strong beliefs, strong convictions

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Fill in the blank. What is your personal, “there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t join our Minecraft SMP”?

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the dreaded Chicken King, who will rain down feathers upon anyone who dares to build a square house. Our community is filled with wild characters like the mysterious Enderman Whisperer who communicates solely through interpretive dance and the legendary Sheep Herder who can tame even the wildest of sheep with just a stare.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the server and establish a llama dictatorship. Will you join forces with the llama rebels or fight against them in epic llama battles? The choice is yours on our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is just another day in the blocky world.

Blocky Blissville

abundance, Blessings, Blissville, blocky, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, love, mindfulness, opportunities, optimism, Peace, positivity, progress, prosperity, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	68	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Animals Bred:	92	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and bland builds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Sir Baa-a-lot who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. But beware, because the evil Chicken Overlord is always plotting to steal it for himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the majestic Llama Unicorn. Ride one of these beauties into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity and fun?