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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 6871 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 100 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 70749 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
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