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  • BabySmoochBlocker Minecraft Server

    BabySmoochBlocker Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 5281
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Runes Activated: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 New Chunks Explored: 55641
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

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    🤣🤣🤣 Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise drama-free gameplay…unlike this poor mama’s family function! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Looking for a server where you can avoid family drama like the plague? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, just like this new mom’s family gathering. 😅

    Join us now and leave the baby kissing drama behind! Who needs family when you have a whole new virtual family waiting for you on our server? 😜🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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  • ParentalControlGoneWrong

    ParentalControlGoneWrong
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 9703
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10

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    🤣🤣🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of step-parents, step-siblings, and step-grandparents who just can’t seem to get along.

    🤪 Our server is perfect for those who love chaos and drama, just like the OP’s family dynamic. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of step-relationships without causing a virtual meltdown.

    😜 And if you’re feeling extra spicy, name your Minecraft babies after your favorite family members to really stir the pot. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have a virtual war zone of emotions and entitlement?

    🤣 So come join us on this rollercoaster of a server where you can be as rude, entitled, and ungrateful as you want – just like the OP in this crazy AITA post. Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft family drama server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RageCraft SMP: TeachRage!

    RageCraft SMP: TeachRage!
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 470
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 20

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the trauma of your teacher turning into a creeper and blowing up your homework! Our server is a safe space where you can build without fear of exploding assignments. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once pranked their teacher by replacing all the textbooks with enchanted books that made them do the cha-cha slide during class. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky server to join, look no further!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyThankfulLand

    CraftyThankfulLand
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 9414
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 27

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be thankful for the endless possibilities and insane adventures that await you.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest when suddenly you stumble upon a group of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They invite you to join their llama army and together you embark on a quest to overthrow the evil sheep dictatorship ruling over the land. Will you succeed? Only time will tell.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of bacon-loving players to join its bacon-themed cult. Rumor has it that those who join the cult gain special bacon powers and can summon a never-ending supply of crispy bacon at will.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and give thanks for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HamasTunnelParty

    HamasTunnelParty
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 7338
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Animals Bred: 179 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Potions Brewed: 121 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Enchantments Applied: 221
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

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    OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity! We got so many tunnels like Hamas near Philadelphi Corridor, it’s cray cray! Join us and explore da massive routes underground, it’s like a whole new world down there! Who needs diamonds when u got secret tunnels to discover, am I right? Come join da fun and see where da tunnels take u, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CerealCraft: No Toast Needed!

    CerealCraft: No Toast Needed!
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 4280
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the pigs can fly. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. but beware, because the creepers there have a secret weapon – they shoot lasers out of their eyes! if you’re brave enough to face the laser-eyed creepers and claim the treasure for yourself, then this is the server for you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

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  • SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition

    SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 3027
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

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    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL SAVE U FROM SLEEP PROBLEMS AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES U SLEEP LIKE A BABY AND FEELIN’ ALL HAPPY INSIDE! PLUS, IF U EVER FEELIN’ DOWN, JUST HOP ON AND BUILD A CASTLE OR SUMTHIN’!

    WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE U CAN CHILL WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND TALK ABOUT UR FEELINGS! AND IF U EVER NEED A PICK-ME-UP, WE GOT A VIRTUAL BAR WITH ALL THE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS U CAN IMAGINE!

    SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA AND HANG OUT IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER NOW! TRUST ME, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OneeCraft Minecraft Server

    OneeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 551
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 198
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5186
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

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    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with crazy plot twists and characters that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb drama is forbidden, but Ender Dragon drama is encouraged. Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of translating Japanese visual novels into English, so you’ll never have to worry about missing out on the plot.

    If you’re having trouble with your Minecraft experience, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese 2. Read the readme (because who actually does that?) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan-vn help 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of VNs that will satisfy all your cravings. And don’t worry about download links – we’ve got you covered.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Previous players have described their time here as “mind-bending” and “absolutely bonkers”, so what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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  • SMP – Survival Minecraft Players – The Diamond Diggers

    SMP – Survival Minecraft Players – The Diamond Diggers
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 4928
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla experience? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. Or how about trying to build a house and a herd of pigs come and start a flash mob? Anything can happen on our server!

    But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered around the map filled with rare loot and enchanted items. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, expect the unexpected and always watch out for those dancing creepers!

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  • MoveCraft Minecraft Server

    MoveCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 2535
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Zombie Dances: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your annoying in-laws? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Join our server and escape the constant nagging of your MIL who always has a new project for you to help with. Instead of moving heavy boxes and tables, you’ll be building epic structures and battling fierce mobs in the virtual world.

    Forget about feeling guilty for wanting to relax with your newborn – on our server, you can be as selfish as you want and no one will judge you! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s way more fun than helping your in-laws move their art studio upstairs.

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