join our server and experience the wackiest adventures in minecraft land! we have flying pigs, talking trees, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.
our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us! we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a maze made entirely of diamond blocks, and a pet zombie that can do the moonwalk.
if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn any block into a giant marshmallow. plus, our community is full of friendly unicorns and magical llamas who will guide you on your journey to become the ultimate minecraft master.
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Tired of boring old games like “negro asscreed”? Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content!
Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground base filled with all the cake you can eat.
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about boring old games again. Plus, we have a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon. What are you waiting for? Join now and let the lolz begin!
Are you tired of being dominated by the neocons in real life politics? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the neocons have been banished to the Nether realm! Join us and help build a world where their power is non-existent and where you can finally breathe easy without their influence.
Our server is a safe haven for those seeking refuge from the clutches of the neocons. We have created a utopia where their policies are nothing but a distant memory. Join us and help us maintain this peaceful paradise, free from their oppressive rule.
But beware, the neocons are always lurking, trying to find a way back into our world. Will you join us in the fight to keep them at bay? Or will you succumb to their power and become just another pawn in their political game?
Join our Minecraft server now and be a part of the resistance against the neocons! Together, we can build a better world, one block at a time.
Have you ever wondered why he was voted one of the unsexiest men in 2011? Well, let me tell you, it’s because he spends all his time playing on our Minecraft server! But don’t let that deter you, because our server is so lit that even the most unsexy of dudes can’t resist joining in on the fun.
Join our server for a chance to build a giant statue of the unsexiest man of 2011 in all his glory. Show off your creativity and make him look even more unsexy than he already is (if that’s even possible).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the unsexiest man of 2011 himself will make a special guest appearance on the server. Get a chance to chat with him and ask him all your burning questions about his unsexiness.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST theme for a top guy ever in your path! Why join, you ask? Because our server is so chaotic and insane that you’ll never know what to expect next!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant top guy comes crashing down from the sky and starts wreaking havoc on your world. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down this top guy and save the day!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. From explosive sheep races to skydiving off of giant mushrooms, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the top guy in this topsy-turvy world!
Are you tired of boring, trashy Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!
Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and tame a pet dragon to fly you around the server in style.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to epic battles and reward you with rare loot if you can defeat him. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
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Minecraft anarchy servers often suffer from outdated Minecraft versions and a challenging environment for newcomers due to rampant griefing and cheating, particularly around spawn areas. melonanarchy seeks to address these issues by establishing a well-designed spawn with a radius of approximately 50 blocks. This ensures that players cannot easily grief the spawn or accidentally fall into endless voids created by cheaters, providing a more welcoming experience for new players.
Although melonanarchy does not prohibit cheating and maintains a mostly unmoderated environment, its primary goal is to foster enjoyment, inclusivity, and a cozy, welcoming community. By allowing players to connect using modern Minecraft versions and remaining relatively small and unpopular, the server aims to create a more intimate and friendly gaming experience for its members.
Are you tired of listening to pretentious nasally faggots complain about boring stuff? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only complaining you’ll hear is from the chickens when you don’t feed them enough seeds!
Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know our players are too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to pay them any mind. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous!
So why waste your time listening to boring complaints when you can join our server and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even discover the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples? Join us now and let the fun begin!
Are you tired of playing boring, lame games that everyone else loves? Join our Minecraft server and escape the mainstream madness! Our server is so unpopular, it’s practically a hidden gem waiting for you to discover.
Picture this: Instead of being stuck in a crowded, overrated server, you can join ours and be the king of the block! Show off your building skills to a small, but dedicated group of players who appreciate your creativity.
And get this – rumor has it that our server is so under the radar, it’s actually a secret government experiment testing the limits of Minecraft gameplay. Who knows what kind of crazy surprises you might uncover while playing on our server?
So say goodbye to the games you hate with a passion and say hello to the wacky, wild world of our mysterious Minecraft server. Join today and be a part of something truly unique (and slightly questionable)!
“HyNeo Network” are servers of the future in Minecraft with high-quality implementation of game modes, interesting quests, and monthly tops. Lack of emphasis on donations, having fun with friends and those who love to compete.
We are a very new server looking to build our membership! This is a vanilla server with lots of plugins. We have a parkour game at spawn and a spleef arena. The main world is survival, we also have a creative world. There is intent to add other different kinds of worlds. I really want to see GLaDOShire grow. I have spent alot of time on it and want to share it. I do not have a webpage because discord works just fine and it has all the other awesome features like voice chat. The member we are hoping to reach will be adults and friendly. Hope to see you there soon!
Tired of large, pay-to-win servers that don’t care about the average player? Want a small, laid-back community to play with? Then consider our Unnamed SMP. We have some quality of life plugins and datapacks. (One-Player-Sleep, Dynmap, CoreAntiGrief and discordSRV) Our server is online 24/7 and has a dedicated Java Programmer. We have a large industrial sector with some farms. A nether hub is also present, veterans of the server will help you connect your base to it. Besides that, the map is currently 15k x 15k big.
To join our server, first join our Discord and have a chat with our Team so we can whitelist you. See you there ;)!
FullSend Survival is a small survival world under development featuring dungeons, a hub, land claim, levels, ranks, cosmetics, player shops, an auction house, gambling, and more. Come visit our server and grow with us.