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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7517 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6963 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
we got crazy adventures waitin’ fo’ u, like fightin’ off zombie hoardes in da hood or buildin’ a mansion bigger than da White House! u can even ride a pig into battle or turn a chicken into a disco queen! da possibilities be endless, just like da waitin’ time at da DMV!
so come on down to dis wacky minecraft server where da only gap be between ur teeth after u see how much fun u be havin’! trust us, u won’t wanna go back to da real world where life expectancy be droppin’ faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur house!