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“Yeah? No?” Minecraft Server

Agreement, clarification, Communication, Conversation, dialogue, disagreement, Expression, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, no, nuance, response, same sentiment, semantics, sentence ending, Server, Tone, uncertainty, Understanding, yeah

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS. WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS SPAWNING LIKE CRAZY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH UNICORNS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR MODS ARE LITERAL WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOUR PICKAXE INTO A MAGIC WAND? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

ALSO, EVERY FULL MOON, A MYSTERIOUS PORTAL OPENS UP TO A LAND FILLED WITH TALKING PIGS AND FLYING SHEEP.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! YOLO, AMIRITE?

CraftyLife Minecraft Server

anxiety, Conflict, CraftyLife, danger, death, fear, Future, Geopolitics, Good, HOLY, Invasion, landmine, Life, Minecraft, POL, Politics, russia, Server, Survival, Ukraine, uncertainty, War, world events

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mines Excavated:	3257
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crops Grown:	5305	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Tired of worrying about getting caught in the crossfire of international conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about stepping on a landmine while mining for diamonds. Plus, who needs to worry about geopolitics when you can build your own empire and conquer the virtual world instead? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

Press2Win or Die

Button, chance, Choice, consequences, danger, decision, Die, Dilemma, fate, gambling, Life, LUCK, MILLIONAIRE, mortality, opportunity, Press2Win, Probability, REWARD, Risk, temptation, uncertainty, wealth

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pressing buttons is a way of life! Join us for a chance to press buttons that will either make you a Minecraft millionaire or send you to the respawn screen in the most epic way possible.

Imagine the thrill of pressing a button and suddenly being showered in diamonds and gold blocks, only to turn around and see a herd of zombie pigmen charging at you because you accidentally triggered a mob spawner.

But hey, that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with hidden buttons that could lead you to secret treasure rooms, unleash a horde of angry chickens, or even transport you to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of creepers.

So come on, take a chance and press that button. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server or die a hilarious death that will be talked about for generations. The choice is yours, but where’s the fun in playing it safe? Join us now and let the button pressing madness begin!

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

9 years, afraid, anxiety, distant future, Future, future events, future planning, future predictions, future uncertainty, FutureCraft, futuristic, long term, Minecraft, prediction, Server, time passing, time travel, uncertainty, Upcoming, year 2032, years ahead, years passing, Yevgeny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	176
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the year 2032! Join us as we embark on a journey filled with crazy adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Yevgeny, our fearless leader, has been ruling the server for 9 years with an iron fist… literally, he built a giant iron fist monument in the spawn area.

But don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a stick.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride on a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? Or build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano?

Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PostdictableCraft

Certainty, Events, Foresight, Future, Guessing, Happening, hindsight, occurrence, outcomes, postdictable, PostdictableCraft, predictable, Probability, realization, speculation, Surprise, uncertainty

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE MAKE PREDICTABLE THINGS POSTDICTABLE! LIKE, YOU CAN PREDICT THAT YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST, BUT THEN YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, THAT WAS EVEN BETTER THAN I THOUGHT!” WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE, IT’S A WILD RIDE, BRO. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LIKE, SO RARE, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU WON THE LOTTERY EVERY TIME YOU FIND ONE. COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE UNPREDICTABLY POSTDICTABLE!

Trump’s New Number Minecraft Server

administration, Campaign, CHANGE, constitutional amendment, controversy, election, Future, Government, leadership, Minecraft, new number, number, Politics, prediction, Presidency, re-election, Server, speculation, term limit, trump, Trumps, uncertainty, united states, Voting

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the epic battle of Trump trying to get a new number! Will he succeed or will he be stuck with the same old number forever? Join now to find out and be a part of this historic moment in Minecraft history! Plus, we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

FutureCraft: Minecraft Server

CHANGE, Civilization, Countries, culture, Disappearance, Evolution, Exist, Future, FutureCraft, heritage, History, Legacy, Longevity, Minecraft, prediction, Server, society, speculation, Survival, Time, tradition, uncertainty

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	53	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Towns Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that will probably disappear in twenty years? Looking for a server that will stand the test of time and keep you entertained for centuries to come? Look no further than our server!

Join us on a wild adventure where you can build your own country and watch it thrive for hundreds and hundreds of years! Who knows, maybe your virtual nation will still be standing strong in the year 2525. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by ancient Minecraft magic that ensures its eternal existence.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of history (virtual history, that is)! Who knows, maybe one day your country will be featured in Minecraft history books as the greatest civilization ever to grace the pixelated world.

CrazyCraftersUnited

BELIEF, confusion, crazy, CrazyCraftersUnited, doubt, Identity, ILLUSION, introspection, mental health, Perception, perspective, Questioning, Reality, sanity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-doubt, self-perception, Truth, uncertainty

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2750
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give hugs instead of explosions.

come hang out with our friendly villagers who are always down for a dance party, and our zombie pigmen who tell the best jokes.

we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe the crazy ones are the ones who haven’t joined yet.

ApocCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Apocalypse, ApocCraft, Chaos, End of the World, FAITH, family, fear, final moments, Friends, Goodbye, Hope, Humanity, last days, love, Minecraft, Panic, Preparation, Reflection, resilience, Server, Survival, uncertainty

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dimension Hops:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of worrying about the end of the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just another fun adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own underground bunker, battling mutant zombies, and scavenging for resources in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their furry tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a server that combines survival, adventure, and a healthy dose of insanity, look no further. Join us and see what you’d be doing if the world is ending…and have a blast doing it!

TomorrowCraft Minecraft Server

anticipation, Counting, Future, Minecraft, questions, Server, Time, Tomorrow, tomorrow’s challenges, tomorrow’s changes, tomorrow’s events, tomorrow’s expectations, tomorrow’s forecast, tomorrow’s opportunities, tomorrow’s outcomes, tomorrow’s plans, tomorrow’s possibilities, tomorrow’s surprises, tomorrowcraft, uncertainty, unknown, Waiting

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, participate in epic llama races across lava lakes, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted chickens for their valuable loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in the game. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Creeper Spa” where you can relax and unwind while being pampered by explosive green creatures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered mods).

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Farms Harvested:	741	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	594	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mines Excavated:	4935	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	346
Crops Grown:	1172	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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