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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, China, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Enabling, foreign policy, G7, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, Leaders, Minecraft, russia, sanctions, Server, stark warning, summit, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

so, like, u know how the G7 leaders are all like “OMG China is totally helping Russia in the Ukraine war”? well, we got a minecraft server that is so lit, even the G7 leaders are talking about it! come join us and be part of the drama, build epic bases, and fight off mobs like a boss. plus, u might even spot a G7 leader trying to sneak onto the server to get some epic loot. join now for a wild ride that even Putin would be jealous of!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms trade, artillery shells, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military capabilities, North Korea, peace negotiations, Politics, russia, SECURITY, seoul, Tensions, War, weapons

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

hey u, yeah u, do u like explosions? do u like chaos? well then u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got more artillery shells than north korea sent to russia! imagine the epic battles u can have with all that firepower, it’s gonna be lit af!

we got crazy events like the great tnt war where u can blow up ur enemies to bits and claim victory! and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs, we got creepers on steroids and zombie pigmen riding giant spiders, it’s a total nightmare but in a fun way!

plus, our community is the best, we’re all a bunch of loony tunes who love to prank each other and have a good time. so come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s our little secret 😉

EgoCraft: Where You’re Always the Hero

acceptance, EgoCraft, Hero, Identity, Individuality, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-aware, self-confidence, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-view, Youre

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mines Excavated:	1496	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

so, like, u know how sometimes u look in the mirror and u see, like, a potato with legs staring back at u? well, on this amazeballs minecraft server, people will see u as the majestic unicorn that u truly are! like, seriously, they’ll be bowing down to u and showering u with diamonds and emeralds cuz u are just THAT fabulous.

and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.

also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.

so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.

EternalVictimCraft Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, EternalVictimCraft, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gatekeeping, mental health, Minecraft, misogyny in gaming, online communities, online gaming, online harassment, Server, social exclusion, social identity, toxic behavior, toxic gaming culture, toxic masculinity, victim complex, video games

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ores Mined:	9513
Zombie Dances:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Tired of being griefed and trolled on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only griefing allowed is when you accidentally punch a chicken! That’s right, no more crying over your precious builds being destroyed by some random troll. Join us and experience the ultimate safe haven for your pixelated creations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP weapons and armor in the game. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself? Legend has it that he roams the land, pranking unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and put an end to his mischief once and for all?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally punch that chicken).

CraftyMix Minecraft Server – Where Asian Women Love White Men!

asian, asian women, attraction, CraftyMix, Cultural differences, cultural preferences, DATING, Diversity, gender dynamics, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, love, Media influence, Men, Minecraft, mixed race couples, Race, relationships, romantic preferences, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, White, white men, Women

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.

So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!

LoserCraft Minecraft Server

defeatist attitude, Failure, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of discipline, lack of drive, lack of goals, lack of motivation, lack of resilience, lack of success, Loser, LoserCraft, low confidence, low self-worth, Minecraft, negative mindset, negative self-image, self esteem, Server, underachiever, unmotivated, unproductive, unsuccessful

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Farms Harvested:	382
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Are you tired of being called a loser in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a loser is actually a good thing! Our server is filled with the coolest losers you’ll ever meet, from players who can’t build a simple dirt house to those who constantly get blown up by creepers. Join us and embrace your inner loser!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground club where all the losers hang out. We have dance parties with skeletons, karaoke nights with zombies, and even a fashion show for all the players wearing mismatched armor. Who needs to be a winner when you can be a loser with style?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Loser Olympics. Compete in events like the Potato Sack Race, the Enderman Stare-Off, and the Creeper Dodgeball Tournament. Winners get bragging rights, but losers get a participation trophy made out of dirt blocks.

So why waste your time trying to be a winner when you can join our Minecraft server and be a proud, card-carrying loser? Come join us and let your loser flag fly high!

CreeperCarnage – Fear Factor Edition

anxiety, apprehension, aversion, biggest fear, concern, CreeperCarnage, Distress, DREAD, Edition, Factor, fear, fright, Horror, Insecurity, Nightmare, Panic, Phobia, Scared, Terror, trepidation, unease, Vulnerability, worry

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crops Grown:	8330	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

Are you afraid of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, fear no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to conquer your fear of dull gameplay and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens and riding unicorns into battle. Don’t let your fear hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

CraftyComrades: NoTiesAllowed

Alliance, China, Condemnation, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, foreign policy, G7, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military ties, North Korea, NoTiesAllowed, political pressure, russia, sanctions, strategic partnership, summit, world leaders

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	719322	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where G7 leaders are too busy fighting over who’s the biggest boss to notice the real action happening in our pixelated world!

We got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, our secret underground bunker is where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination (or just build cool stuff, whatever floats your boat).

Forget about politics, come join us and let’s build a world where the only alliances that matter are the ones you make with your fellow gamers. So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig our way to victory, one block at a time!

SkinSwapCraft

burn care, burn injuries, burn recovery, burn scars, burn victims, burns, Healing Process, Medical Treatment, skin damage, skin graft, skin healing, skin regeneration, skin regeneration process, skin regeneration therapy, skin repair, skin replacement, skin surgery, skin tissue, skin transplant, skin transplantation, SkinSwapCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8805
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2784

yo, come join dis server where we got crazier burns than dat! we got lava pits everywhere, so you gonna be needin’ skin grafts left and right just to survive. but don’t worry, we got a whole team of virtual doctors ready to perform surgeries on you while you play. it’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less McDreamy. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the ultimate skin graft challenge!

Chaos and Carnage in Murk PVP Land

Axes, carnage, challenge, Chaos, Damage, Development, Environment, Features, Feedback, Fists, Friends, Improvement, Land, loyalty, mctop, Murk, new map, Promotion, PvP, runescape, semi anarchy, Spawn, Support, Survival, Swords

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crops Grown:	1404	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Murk PVP Minecraft Server

Server IP	Murkpvp.minecraft.best
Discord	https://discord.gg/VXNX9py7

Join our NEW map!

Murk PVP with a brand new map and a fresh MCTOP.

🔹 Server Features:

PvP Survival: Test your skills against other players in a challenging survival setting
MCMMO Installed: Level up your swords, axes fists and a bunch of other skills, do more damage the higher level you are, runescape style! Mobs scale the further you are from spawn and the higher level you are so be ready.
Community-Focused: We are a new server looking to grow and foster a friendly and active community, dedicated players will be open to rank promotions
Moderator Opportunities: As our server grows, we will be looking for dedicated players to join our moderation team. Show us you’re a loyal player and you might have the chance to become a player moderator.

Why Join Us?

Fresh Start: Be among the first to join and help shape the community from the ground up. Put your name on MCTOP for everyone else to see!
Active Development: We’re constantly improving and adding new features based on player feedback.
Supportive Community: Meet new friends and enjoy the game together in a supportive environment.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply use the server IP Murkpvp.minecraft.best to connect to the server.
Can I apply to be a moderator?	As our server grows, we will be looking for dedicated players to join our moderation team. Show us you’re a loyal player and you might have the chance to become a player moderator.
What sets this server apart?	Our server features PvP Survival, MCMMO skills, a community-focused environment, and opportunities for growth within the server.