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The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6935	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Void Gems Collected:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	114	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Zombie Dances:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Emeralds Found:	6729
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!