U.S Minecraft Servers

U.S

  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

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    so like, u know how canada and u.s. are like bffs but then trump was all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on metals from canada” and canada was like “oh no u didn’t” and now they’re gonna hit back with tariffs on like $29.8 billion worth of goods. it’s like a minecraft server where the players are countries and they’re all fighting over who has the best resources. join our server and see if you can negotiate your way out of a trade war or start a full-on economic battle with your friends. it’s gonna be epic, eh!

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  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, the admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and stuff.

    also, there’s this legend that if you find the hidden diamond castle in the sky, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds for life.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the djs? yeah, it’s lit af.

    so, like, come join this server cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride, man. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness and fun.

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  • CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

    CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

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    so like, ukraine and u.s. were like fighting and stuff, but now they’re all chill with a ceasefire. but like, russia is still causing drama and everyone is like 👀. but hey, forget about all that and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle. plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes. so come on over and join the fun! 🥔💎🐄

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  • CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

    CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

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    OMG u guyz, dis Minecraft server is like, totally LIT AF!!! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. Plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can do your homework for u.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that takes u to a land filled with talking animals and endless candy. And if u find the golden apple hidden in the enchanted forest, u become the ruler of the entire server and get a crown made of pure gold.

    So, what are u waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • SubmarineCraft Minecraft Server

    SubmarineCraft Minecraft Server

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    so like, u know how south korea is all like, “hey canada, wanna buy some submarines?” cuz they’re like, “yo, we don’t wanna be friends with the u.s. anymore.” so now canada is all like, “yeah sure, we’ll take some submarines, why not?” and now they’re gonna have this sick underwater party with all these submarines and stuff. but like, if u wanna join the fun, u gotta come to this minecraft server cuz we’re gonna have our own submarine party but like, in the game. it’s gonna be lit, trust me. u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, so come join us and let’s dive deep into the fun together!

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  • KyivDroneWars Minecraft Server

    KyivDroneWars Minecraft Server

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    LOL you won’t believe what’s happening on this epic Minecraft server! Kyiv is going all out with the “largest ever” drone attack on Moscow – talk about intense PvP action! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as Ukraine and the U.S. try to give diplomacy a shot, but let’s be real, it’s all about the epic battles and crazy explosions here. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now for a wild ride like no other!

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  • CraftyRights Minecraft Server

    CraftyRights Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally the best thing ever, okay? like, you gotta join because, like, we have unicorns and dragons and, like, flying pigs, man.

    and, like, if you join, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and, like, turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    also, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but, like, be careful what you wish for because one time someone wished for a million diamonds and got crushed by them.

    so, like, join this server if you want to have the most epic and craziest time of your life, dude.

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  • EhCraft Minecraft Server

    EhCraft Minecraft Server

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    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle like a disco ball and our creepers throw the sickest parties.

    one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back in under 10 seconds. another player tamed a zombie and now they’re best buds, going on adventures together and stuff.

    we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. it’s guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses and leather jackets.

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could you ask for?

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  • CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

    CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

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    so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, trump is blaming canada for stuff and there’s this crazy story about smuggled guns from the U.S. claiming canadian lives. but like, don’t worry about that, just come join our server and build some epic stuff and have a blast with our awesome community. plus, we have like, secret underground bases and treasure hunts that will blow your mind. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s have some insane fun together!

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  • Fentastic Minecraft Fun Land

    Fentastic Minecraft Fun Land

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    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, come join our server where the only thing getting poisoned is your sense of reality! We’ve got fentanyl-infused mobs running around, ready to give you a wild ride like never before.

    In 2023 alone, 44.6% of players experienced life-threatening incidents in which there was extreme harm that could have resulted in death if not treated. But don’t worry, we have a team of virtual doctors ready to save your pixelated butt!

    From fentanyl-fueled adventures to insane battles with opioid-infused monsters, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember, don’t mine and craft while under the influence of fentanyl. Safety first, kids!

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