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TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Dragon Eggs Found:	1439
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

CanalClapbackCraft

Backlash, canal, CanalClapbackCraft, central america, Comments.., controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, panama, panama canal, Political, president, response, TAKEOVER, trump, U.S, united states

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4571
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.

so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7531	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	2

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

CraftyIsraelStrike

Conflict, CraftyIsraelStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Iran-Israel Relations, Iranian military, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military strategy, Netanyahu, Netanyahu administration, nuclear targets, Officials, oil targets, SECURITY, strike, Tensions, U.S

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

SpyCraftMC

#intelligence gathering, China, counterspy operation, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber threat, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, Espionage, foreign interference, hacked, HACKING, Information Security, national security, SpycraftMC, Technology, telecom firms, telecommunications, U.S

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Buildings Constructed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Villages Defended:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have CHINA HACKING TELECOM FIRMS FOR FUN! yea u heard right, we got them chinese hackers causing chaos in our world, making it the most thrilling and dangerous place to play! u never know when ur gonna get hacked next, keeps u on ur toes! plus, we got exclusive access to top secret spy missions and covert ops, all in the name of minecraft! so come on in and join the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

WiretapCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, breach investigation, China, cyber attack, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, data privacy, digital espionage, Espionage, foreign threat, government surveillance, HACKING, Information Security, Minecraft, national security, privacy invasion, security breach, Server, surveillance state, U.S, wiretap requests, WiretapCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! We got creepers that explode confetti, and zombies that dance the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.

So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Houthis vs. Allies: Minecraft Mayhem

air strikes, airstrikes, Allies, Britain, Conflict, Defense, fighter jets, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Houthi rebels, Houthis, international relations, intervention, Iran-backed, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, naval forces, SECURITY, Ships, U.S, War, Yemen

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magic Items Found:	3205	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes on houthi rebels with fighter jets and ships! why? because it’s a totally normal thing to do in a blocky world! build your own air force and show those rebels who’s boss! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers

BlockCraft2020, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, election, election interference, foreign policy, Government, hezbollah, influence, instability, international relations, Lebanese president, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, power struggle, presidential candidate, strategy, U.S, united states, Vote, Weakness

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crops Grown:	2923
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

haha u know what’s weak? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!

join us and u can become the president of lebanon in minecraft! u can make all the laws and ride around in a diamond-encrusted limo!

we even have a secret underground base where u can plot against ur enemies and steal all their diamonds!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and become the most powerful leader in all of minecraft!

CraftyElectionMCServ

China, CraftyElectionMCServ, cyber threats, cybersecurity, Democracy, Disinformation, election influence, election meddling, foreign interference, foreign policy, HACKING, intelligence agencies, international relations, iran, Misinformation, national security, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Threats, U.S

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the biggest threats come from russia, iran, and china!! but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon… CREEPERS! these explosive mobs will protect us from any foreign interference. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will ban any hackers with their ninja skills. so come join us and help us defend our server from the evil influence of other countries. also, we have free cake every friday. because who doesn’t love cake? join now before it’s too late!

CraftyHackerzUnited

CraftyHackerzUnited, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber investigation, cyber threat, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Domains, Government, hacking group, Information Security, internet security, law enforcement, microsoft, Russian, Seize, Technology, U.S

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Falling into the Void:	0

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! join our server and help us seize domains from Russian hackers! we ride into battle on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes. together, we will take down the evil hackers and claim victory for all minecraft kind. plus, we have a secret base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for all our players. come join the fun and be a hero in the fight against cyber villains!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, international relations, Israeli border, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attacks, northern Israel, RETALIATION, RocketRaiders, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, volleys, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	662589
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot 110 rockets in 4 volleys deep into the northern lands of israel! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers! build your own bomb shelter and defend against the onslaught of explosive fun! join now for a blast of a time!

UkrainianMunitionMayhem

ammunition storage, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, international relations, Military, Military Action, military operation, Military Strikes, munition depots, Politics, russia, russia news, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianMunitionMayhem, War

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE STRIKE TWO RUSSIAN MUNITION DEPOTS WITH OUR MILITARY!!! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND CRAZY WARFARE LIKE UKRAINE VS RUSSIA BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! COME BLOW STUFF UP AND FIGHT FOR GLORY!!! 😂🚀💣 #minecraft #warfare #explosions #joinus

Sweat Chic: Plus Size Power

activewear, athletic wear, body confidence, body image, body positivity, chic, confidence boost, Curvy fashion, Exercise clothing, exercise motivation, exercise routine, fitness apparel, fitness journey, gym wear, plus size women, power, satisfaction, self esteem, self love, SIZE, sweat, workout attire, Workout Gear, workout motivation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Votes:	6147	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Alien Abductions:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO IN YOUR EXERCISE CLOTHES! PLUS-SIZE WOMEN, WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED! JOIN US AND FEEL LIKE A QUEEN SLAYING DRAGONS IN YOUR YOGA PANTS! OUR SERVER WILL BOOST YOUR BODY CONFIDENCE AND MOTIVATE YOU TO BUILD THE BIGGEST CASTLE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW AND FEEL THE POWER OF YOUR WORKOUT GEAR!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Chaos, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, EU Cerberus, final fantasy xiv, Fort Jobb, Free Companies, Garo, Gold Saucer, Lakeland, Lavender Beds, Lavender Beds Plot, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, malboro crystal, Marilith Dynamis, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, NA Seraph, Pre-Halloween BadlandsChugs Watch Party., ravana, Residential Radius, Resources, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Solution Nine, THE PRIMALS Live in Japan, Tokusatsu Watch Party, undisputed, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	383
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Gods Slained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Lalafell’s disco party? Look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more resources than a Lalafell has potatoes, and our Free Companies are so epic, they make the Warriors of Light look like amateurs.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hang out with The Primals themselves – live in Japan! That’s right, you’ll be rocking out with Ifrit, Garuda, and Titan like never before.

And if you think that’s cool, just wait until you hear about our meetups. We’ve got events happening all over Eorzea, from The Goblet to Fort Jobb to the Gold Saucer. And don’t even get us started on our Tokusatsu Watch Party – it’s gonna be more hype than a Lalafell on a sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures, insane parties, and maybe even a few Lalafell dance-offs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Make AI Do Stuff

advanced mathematics, AI advancements, AI algorithms, AI applications, AI assistants, AI capabilities, AI community, AI Computer Maids, AI development, AI discussions, AI enthusiasts, AI forums, AI Innovations, AI programming, AI projects, AI research, AI solutions, AI tasks, ai technology, Computer Science research, Minecraft, smp, Stuff

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with AI Computer Maids running amok and causing mayhem in the virtual world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one player’s AI Computer Maid accidentally created a portal to another dimension, unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen into our peaceful village. It was chaos, but boy was it entertaining!

But that’s not all – our players have also discovered that AI Computer Maids are actually secret geniuses when it comes to advanced Mathematics and Computer Science research. Who knew that a maid could solve complex equations and create groundbreaking algorithms? Only on our server, folks.

So come on and join us as we embark on crazy adventures, solve mind-boggling puzzles, and unleash the true potential of AI Computer Maids in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness we’ll uncover next? The possibilities are endless!

DeathByCreepers Minecraft SMP

acceptance, bereavement, coping, death, DeathByCreepers, emotional impact, emotional resilience., end of life, Grief, healing, life experiences, Loss, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, personal growth, psychological effects, Reflection, smp, Support, Trauma, witnessing death

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

BlockyBoomerTips

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

1.20.1, Balanced, borderlands, Claims, custom origins, discord invite, Fun, Graves, Griefing, java, Join, killing, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Origins, planet minecraft, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, smell, smp, stealing, stink, STINKY, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, coping mechanisms, fear, Girls, incel, Incels, Insecurity, Larping, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, next steps, Online Community, real, rejection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, support group, toxic masculinity, Unity

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Votes:	7548
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

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