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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 973 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 193 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 3805 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!