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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 9017 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
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