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Safe Poland Minecraft Server

anti-American, Anti-establishment, anti-EU, anti-German, anti-NATO, anti-Western, CONSERVATIVE, eastern europe, elections, foreign relations, Minecraft, nationalist, nationalistic, next elections, Party, patriotism, Poland, political party, pro-Russian, Safe, Safe Poland, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Voting

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ores Mined:	6396
Animals Bred:	151	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
New Chunks Explored:	204854	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a party called “Safe Poland”? Well, look no further, because our server is the first officially anti-American, anti-German, and pro-Russian server in the Minecraft world since 1990! Join us for some crazy adventures where you can build walls to keep out those pesky Americans and Germans, while cozying up to your new Russian pals. Who knew politics could be this fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least interesting!

Region of the Country Minecraft SMP

Compliment, Country, Courtesy, culture, customer service, Etiquette, Friendly, good morning, HAT, Kindness, MAAM, Manners, Minecraft, nod, Polite, Region, Respect, Shirt, Sir, smp, southern hospitality, thank you, tradition, WAVE

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to the most polite and well-mannered Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On this server, everyone is required to address each other as “sir” or “ma’am” at all times. Not only that, but you must also thank cashiers and servers in-game for their hard work.

But that’s not all – every morning, you must greet everyone with a cheerful “good morning” and give a friendly wave or nod. And if someone compliments your shirt or hat, be prepared to receive a virtual high-five!

Join us for a truly unique and courteous Minecraft experience where manners are the name of the game. Who knew being polite could be so much fun?

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, FAQs, general, General guide, Gregor, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, season 5, Server, Sinner info, Target Extraction, The Barber of La Manchaland, The Priest of La Manchaland, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Towns Built:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against crazed priests and barbers from La Manchaland. But watch out for the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, he’s always causing trouble!

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the twisted worlds of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect mind-blowing spoilers and plot twists at every turn. And if you’re looking for resources and guides, we’ve got you covered with links to all the EGO and Sinner info you could ever need.

So why wait? Join us on this insane journey through Limbus Company, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy priests and barbers). See you in the chaos!

Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

admitting., amazing phenomenon, corpo drones, Corpos, Cultural differences, EN curse, Entertainment, EOP, holoEN, HoloEns, hololive, indies, lack, lack of professionalism, language barrier, learn Japanese, Minecraft, normal, Online Community, Professionalism, smp, sophism, virtual idols, Vtubers

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Space Shuttle Minecraft Server

Advanced engineering, aerospace, aluminum, cool design, creative design., efficient mode, efficient transportation, Functional, futuristic, Gay, innovative technology, Minecraft, MODERN, Pringle cans, propulsion system, Quiet, Server, Shuttle, Sleek, Space, space exploration, Space Travel, spacecraft, stylish

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe the most efficient mode of transportation in space is a giant aluminum Pringle can! Forget boring old rockets, we’re all about style and function here.

Join us for epic adventures as we journey through the galaxy in our trusty Pringle can spacecraft. Who needs NASA when you have a group of fearless gamers ready to take on the universe in style?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Quiet Gay, a mysterious creature known for its impeccable fashion sense and love of all things sparkly. Rumor has it, if you can befriend a Quiet Gay, they’ll lead you to hidden treasures and secret realms within the game.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us for out-of-this-world fun, aluminum Pringle cans, and a touch of fabulousness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blast off into the unknown together!

Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

CAPITALIPSIS Minecraft server

administration, CAPITALIPSIS, develop, Economy, farmcoins, Features, Mechanics, Minecraft, newplayers, playaspleaase, Plugins, privacy, Private, Privilege, responsive, Server, stablework, translatedplugins, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Villages Defended:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Free and high-quality vanilla server with its own features! C:

At CAPITALIPSIS you play as you please! All his mechanicsdesigned in such a way that you can simply play Minecraftand at the same time develop your privilege, privacy and economy!

Play with or without private, farm coins or not… the choice is yours! But you’ll have to think about privileges. After all, many chips such as: measurements and special items are not immediately available and will require some work!

• Only current and fully translated plugins ✔• Responsive and constantly playing administration ✔• Stable work 24/7 for more than one year ✔

We will always welcome new players ^^

capitalypse.net

Level 1 Demon Lord & One Room Hero Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Love Letters Sent:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that never update their content? Well, look no further because our server, let’s call it “Pirate Cove,” has finally caught up with the latest scanlations of Seven Seas manga! That’s right, we’re on the cutting edge of manga updates in the Minecraft world.

Join our server for a chance to sail the Seven Seas in search of rare manga treasures. Build your own pirate ship, recruit a crew of manga-loving pirates, and embark on epic adventures to uncover hidden scanlations. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret island filled with unlimited manga resources just waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join “Pirate Cove” and be a part of the most manga-obsessed Minecraft community out there? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Let’s set sail for adventure and manga madness!

The Diamond Dynasty – /TDD/ – Minecraft SMP

#DemocraticParty, #KamalaHQ, #Mamala, #MommyKamala, #POTUS47, #PresidentHarris, #snopes, Brat, Campaign, Coconut, democrats, Diamond, DYNASTY, elections, kamalaharris, MAGA, memes, Minecraft, Politics, reddit, smp, TDD, trump, vp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Crops Grown:	4724	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Love Letters Sent:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on this epic journey to support our queen, Kamala Harris, in her quest to become the ultimate POTUS #47! This server is all about creating the dankest memes, roasting Trump supporters, and spreading the word about Mommy Kamala.

Are you ready to denounce MAGA and Trump once and for all? Then grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some liberal tears, because we’re here to make sure Lil’ Donnie gets the boot this November!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have access to exclusive links to the Democratic Party website, Kamala Harris’ personal page, and even a subreddit dedicated to our queen. Plus, we have a special thread theme that will have you grooving while you craft your memes.

In our latest achievements, Kamala Harris turns 60 and we’re celebrating with a look back at her top 15 highlights. Plus, Georgia crosses the 1 million threshold during early voting, and even young Republicans are backing Kamala’s plan for marijuana. It’s all happening in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show the world that Kamala Harris is our queen, our savior, and our ultimate meme machine! #Coconut #Brat #MommyKamala #Mamala

Crafty Pøøp ęąţ Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to Pøøp ęąţ, the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Pøøp ęąţ and instantly found themselves surrounded by magical unicorns and flying pigs. The player rode on the back of a rainbow llama and battled evil creepers with a diamond sword made of pure awesomeness. They even stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples!

But that’s not all! On Pøøp ęąţ, you can build the craziest structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet-shaped castle or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. You can also participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us at Pøøp ęąţ, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are endless, and the fun never stops! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real hoot!