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Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Votes:	5935
Dragon Eggs Found:	2962	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBros: Where Minecraft meets questionable ethics and awkward conversations!

awkward, BlockyBros, Chad, consent, Conversations, discrimination, dyke, equality, Ethics, Gender Identity, Homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, meets, Minecraft, Questionable, rape, rape culture, RESPONSIBILITY, sexual assault, sexual orientation, social norms, Stereotypes, Straight.., Turning, victim blaming

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of a dyke turning straight and a rapechad taking on the responsibility like a hero! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable? Come join the chaos and see what other insane adventures await you on our server!

Rice and Spice Craft: Where Average White Guys and Asian Girlfriends Unite in Minecraft Madness!

acceptance, asian, asian girlfriend, Average, average white guy, breaking barriers, Breaking Stereotypes, Craft, cross-cultural relationship, Cultural differences, dating outside your race, diverse couple, diversity in love, embracing differences, Girlfriends, guys, interracial relationship, love is blind, love knows no boundaries, madness, Minecraft, mixed race couple, multicultural love, non-traditional relationship, relationship dynamics, Rice, societal norms, Spice, unconventional love, unite, White

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Potions Brewed:	104	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just an average white guy with no interesting stories to tell? Well, look no further because on our server, we have an average white guy who has an Asian girlfriend! That’s right, you’ll never run out of awkward cultural misunderstandings and hilarious language barriers to laugh about while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can witness firsthand the struggles of trying to impress your Asian girlfriend with your mediocre building skills and subpar survival instincts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some new cooking recipes along the way as you attempt to win her heart through the power of virtual diamonds and redstone contraptions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where love knows no boundaries, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper explosion is the unpredictability of interracial relationships. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least it’s never boring!

Crafty RTS: Where we make Minecraft into the best RTS game ever! Join us now!

ARPG genre, best games ever, best mmorpg, best RTS game, Blizzard, complex, Crafty, deep, Game, gold standard, heroes scooter genre, influential game company, Join, Minecraft, Polished, redefined genre, Rts, spawned new genres

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	630
Animals Bred:	138	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have redefined the gaming world in ways you never thought possible!

Join us and experience the best RTS game ever created, where you can strategize and conquer like never before. Our MMORPG is the gold standard, where you can embark on epic quests and forge alliances with players from around the world.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also created the ARPG genre, where you can immerse yourself in thrilling adventures and epic battles. And don’t forget about our heroes scooter genre, where you can ride into battle in style.

Every game on our server is polished to perfection, unlike those “polished” nintentoys. So why settle for anything less? Join us and see why we’re the most influential game company in the world – there’s nothing close to what we have to offer!

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Self-Help Server

alexander the great, ancient wisdom, aristotle, Book, Crafty, GREATNESS, Improvement, inspiration, leadership, life lessons, McCraftface, moral truths, morality, motivation, non falsifiable, personal growth, philosophy, self development, self help, self improvement, self-mastery, selfhelp, Server, success, Ultimate

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Towns Built:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to turn you into the next Alexander the Great! Forget about self-help books, all you need is to join our server and you’ll be on your way to greatness.

Our server is so powerful that even Aristotle himself would be jealous. He literally tutored Alexander the Great, and just look at how legendary he became! Critics may say our server is full of baseless claims and non-falsifiable moral truths, but we say it’s the key to unlocking your full potential.

Join us and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Conquer lands, build epic structures, and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Who needs a self-help book when you have our server to guide you to greatness? Join now and become the next Alexander the Great!

Crafting Chaos: Endwalker Edition – Minecraft Server for Final Fantasy Fans!

Adventure, Chaos, Commode Edition, communal, Community, Crafting, discussion, Edition, endwalker, Expansion, Fans, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Gaming, general, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mucho Texto, multiplayer, new content, online gaming, role playing, Server, Square Enix, Updates, xivg

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Mucho Texto Communal Commode Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of toilet paper. Yes, you heard that right, TOILET PAPER! And instead of mining for diamonds, they were mining for…well, you can probably guess.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a disco ball made of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mucho Texto Communal Commode Edition today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our wacky world!

High School Dropouts Dating: A Minecraft Love Story Server

adult education, career advancement, Confidence, DATING, determination, Dropouts, education, future planning, goals, HIGH, high school dropout, life choices, love, Maturity, Minecraft, motivation, opportunities, perseverance, personal growth, relationships, School, second chances, self improvement, self worth, Server, Story, success

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Potions Brewed:	171	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notchicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic battle between a group of pandas and a squad of llamas. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

VillainCraft: Where the Creepers are the Real Heroes!

Antagonist, BETRAYAL, Character development, Conflict, CREEPERS, Deception, Game, Hero, Heroes, heroname, hidden, narrative, Plot, Protagonist, real, resolution, Reveal, secret, storytelling, Surprise, Twist, unexpected, Villain, VillainCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ores Mined:	2225
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the villain is actually the hero! That’s right, forget about fighting dragons and zombies, on this server, you’ll be battling against the one and only Heroname It!

Join now for a chance to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with a banana, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. But be warned, Heroname It is always lurking around the corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off or a watermelon eating contest.

So why join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a world where the hero is the villain and the pigs can fly? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Chad’s Crafty Kingdom: Where even creepers fear to tread!

24, 4chan, 6’5, Appearance, ask me anything, borderline autistic, Chad, Chads, Crafty, CREEPERS, fear, Genes, handsome, impregnated, Kingdom, live with mommy, Losers, mog, no degree, Perception, restaurant jobs, retarded, schizoid, sperm donor apps, success with women, Tread

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community led by a 6’5 schizoid who has impregnated 3 women through sperm donor apps just to pass on his genes! Despite living with his mommy and only working restaurant jobs, he has had inconceivable success with women thanks to his height and looks.

Join us and befriend other losers who browse 4chan, as we all come together to build and create in this virtual world. Who needs a degree when you have such impressive genetics, right? Plus, you’ll have the chance to be “mogged” by our server leader, who attributes all his success to his appearance and perception.

So come on in and ask him anything – just be prepared for some outrageous stories and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

Lolcraft: Kim Jong-fun and Gangnam Steve on the ‘Koreasisters’ Server

Chads, cultural exchange, east asia, Entertainment, family dynamics, GANGNAM, international relations, J-pop, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Jongfun, K-pop, Kim, korean culture, korean idols, Koreasisters, LolCraft, Music, pop culture, Server, sibling bond, sibling rivalry, Sisterhood, sisters, steve

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on this server, the Koreasisters are teaming up with the Japanchads to take over the Minecraft world!

Join us for epic battles where you can choose to fight alongside the Koreasisters or the Japanchads. Will you help the Koreasisters build a K-pop themed castle? Or will you join the Japanchads in creating a sushi restaurant empire? The choice is yours!

But beware, the Koreasisters and Japanchads won’t go down without a fight. Rumor has it they have secret powers that can turn the tide of battle in an instant. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim victory for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Koreasisters or Japanchads.

Pixelated Sushi Land

Ciconia When They Cry PHASE 2, Death Game Hotel, death stranding 2, epic games, George Kamitani, Hashino Katsura, Hotel Barcelona, Kojima Hideo, Land, Limit x Despair, Metaphor: ReFantazio, Nagoshi Toshihiro, ODPhysint, pixelated, Rusty Rabbit, Ryukishi07, Shikura Chiyomaru, Silent Hill FC, Slitterhead, Steins, Suda51, sushi, SWERY, Toyama Keiichiro, Tribe Nine, Uchikoshi Kotaro, Ueda Fumito, Urobuchi Gen, yoko taro

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where all your wildest gaming dreams come true! Join us for a death-defying adventure at SWERY’s Death Game Hotel, where you’ll have to outwit your opponents to survive. But don’t worry, Suda51 will be there to keep things interesting with his crazy antics.

Feeling brave? Take a trip to Toyama Keiichiro’s Slitterhead world, where you’ll encounter the most terrifying creatures you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Suda51’s mysterious game teased in 2023 at Hotel Barcelona.

But wait, there’s more! Yoko Taro is set to announce a mind-blowing new game in 2024, and Kojima Hideo is working on Death Stranding 2 in the virtual world of ODPhysint. Urobuchi Gen invites you to the Rusty Rabbit server, where the plot twists will leave you questioning everything.

Ryukishi07’s Silent Hill FCiconia When They Cry PHASE 2 server is a must-visit for horror fans, while Ueda Fumito’s Epic Games creation will transport you to a world of wonder. And who could forget Hashino Katsura’s Metaphor: ReFantazio, a game that will challenge your perception of reality.

Join us for the ultimate gaming experience, where George Kamitani’s long-awaited project is finally coming to life. Uchikoshi Kotaro’s Limit x Despair server will test your limits, while Nagoshi Toshihiro’s new game will keep you on the edge of your seat.

And if you’re a fan of Steins;???, Shikura Chiyomaru’s server is the place to be for all things mysterious and mind-bending. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server ever created and let the adventure begin!