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Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Endless Night Skies:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

stormheart.net

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8318
Crops Grown:	8176	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

stormheart is a gaming community based around the Minecraft server stormheart.net. Our community allows players to engage with developers during the creation process of the project. Within our server, we have documentation, notes, and channels designated for upcoming discussions about features ready to be implemented or modifications to existing packs.

Our server features a gigantic 20,000 x 20,000 custom terrain with many biomes and trees which are carefully crafted for stormheart. Outside of the custom map to the north and west vanilla chunks spawn and we have a world border beyond set to 40,000 blocks. We plan to create a custom nether and end biome to further the adventure. We have so much anticipated and are excited to have others share the journey with us and wish all new players happy mining in the world we have created.

stormheart.net

craftexplr

Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

A server for my discord group and my friends enjoy and no griefing or you will get banned. HAVE FUN!! If the server is not active do /join craftexplr and then wait and it will send you to the server

craftexplr.minehut.gg

Gloriousrevenge

Vanilla Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9116	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Named after the game we’re developing GloriousRevenge is a vanilla server without active administration, so feel free to play as you wish.If you want to read more about the game feel free to visit: https://gloriousrevenge.com

minecraft.gloriousrevenge.com

MineCro

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Animals Bred:	135
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Surver MineCro is a Survival Server we do a lot of events too join now what are you waiting for

mc.minecro.com

TnTSMP

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1907	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

TnTSMP is an upcoming Minecraft SMP server! Everyone who joins our discord before 10/8/2019 will be rewarded with a free rank! We will also award people who vote for our server and people who invite their friends! We can offer you a lot of features and here are some of them: – 10000×10000 Overworld border! – 1250×1250 Nether border! – 5000×5000 End border! – Custom rank for everyone who joins before 10/8/2019! – Invite and vote rewards! – And a lot more! What are we looking for? – We are currently looking for staff! Join our discord server and apply for staff today! If you have any questions, join our discord server (discord.io/tntsmp) or DM líghtníng#9966 on discord!

178.32.127.167:25583

Axotopia

OneBlock

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4437	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to OneBlock Axotopia, a fantastic Minecraft server where you’ll embark on an incredible adventure, starting with just one block! Join our friendly community and explore the challenges of building your world, block by block. Unleash your creativity, conquer obstacles, and forge new friendships along the way. Dive into the unique OneBlock experience today!

play.axotopia.net

BedRealms

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

The future of Bedwars. BedRealms is bringing everyone together for the best bedwars experience. Our server symbolizes unique gameplay from special kits to custom gamemodes. Coming Soon.

54.39.239.185:25597

Historycraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Ip : Historycraft.fr

Historycraft.fr is a Semi-RP and Creative server. In Semi-RP, participate in an economy, face monsters or create your own city! In Creative, use your building skills to rise in rank and participate in server projects.

historycraft.fr

Colossus network

Balanced Economy, Cracked, Factions, Fun, Multiplayer Survival, Player Shops, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Crops Grown:	2095	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to Colossus Networkl!The definitive Minecraft server with a huge assortment of minigames for endless adventures and endless fun!– Survival– Factions– Prison– SkyBlock

Join us!IP: play.colossus-network.eu

play.colossus-network.eu

CZNetwork

MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6510
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Join now and play on our new skyblock server.

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