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Motherly Mayu Minecraft SMP

Caring, compassion, Connection, emotional bond, family, female mentor, guidance, influence, Kuroe Mayu, love, maternal, Mayu, mentor, Mentorship, Minecraft, mother figure, motherly, Nurturing, personal growth, relationship, Role Model, smp, Support, Understanding, WOMAN

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	497141

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the wackiest family you never knew you needed! Kuroe Mayu may not actually be a mother, but she sure knows how to whip up a mean virtual batch of cookies for all her fellow players. Rumor has it she once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just a stack of bones and a charming smile. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as Kuroe herself? So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Happening Ballot Minecraft Server

ballot, Ballot drops, breaking news, controversial election, Corruption, democracy at risk, election fraud, election integrity, Government deceit, Happening, Late night news, Manipulation, Minecraft, political scandal, Server, shocking update, suspicious activity, The fix is in, Two AM, unfair practices, Unprecedented event, voter fraud, voter suppression

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Ores Mined:	8611
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there – where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everything is predictable and safe.

On our server, you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. Our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, ready to grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on THE FIX IS IN and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the ride of your life – and maybe bring some extra armor, just in case.

Whatcha Thinking About Minecraft SMP

About.., brain activity, cognitive activity, contemplation, Deep thinking, deep thoughts, existential thoughts, inner monologue, introspection, mental exploration, mental processes, mind wandering, Minecraft, Musings, philosophical thoughts, pondering, pondering life, Reflection, self reflection, smp, thinking, Whatcha

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Crops Grown:	9711
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Oh, just thinking about this wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers wear top hats and the cows do the Macarena! Seriously, this server is like a virtual circus on steroids. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that give you super speed. So come join us if you want to experience the most bonkers Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Snowbreak Minecraft Server – Containment Zone #513

Android, Banners, catbox, censorship news, codes, Containment, Containment Zone, current events, decensor guide, event trailer, Friends Form, Ios, Katya, Marian, Minecraft, Operative Trailer, Overview, PC, pity banner details, Platforms, Resource Pastebin, Server, Snowbreak, Swimsuit Event, Teaser, Upcoming Events, Zone

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Farms Harvested:	639
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	931466	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing getting censored is your boredom! Join now for a chance to explore the mythical land of Azure Paradise, where you can level up your Adjutant faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Hero Games co-op rush event, where teamwork makes the dream work (and the loot even sweeter). And don’t miss out on our exclusive banners featuring Marian the Riptide and Siris the Crowned Flail – because who needs diamonds when you have epic weapons, amirite?

Plus, use secret codes like “followus” and “P67TY8ET” to unlock hidden treasures in the game. And if you’re feeling extra social, fill out our /snowg/ Friends Form and join our spreadsheet of legendary players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

The Singular Good Browns Minecraft SMP

bad name, based belt, Browns, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, ethnicity, Good, good browns, Hispanics, Identity, inclusion, Minecraft, minority groups, phenotype, prejudice, racial profiling, representation, Singular, smp, social justice, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that the singular good browns, known for their impeccable building skills and unrivaled PvP prowess, once ruled the land. But then, the Hispanics came along and gave their phenotype a bad name. It was chaos, I tell you! Villagers running for their lives, creepers exploding left and right, and all because of a silly belt!

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and help us restore peace and order to this crazy world. Build epic structures, engage in epic battles, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

Low Expectations Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bigotry, compassion, Diversity, Empathy, Expectations, forgiveness, funny, Human nature, humor, Inclusivity, low expectations, Minecraft, MISTAKES, public embarrassment, relatable, self-deprecation, Server, shit your pants, social norms, societal standards, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8166
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Farms Harvested:	487
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Are you tired of judgmental players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the “bigotry of low expectations” philosophy! Did you accidentally set your house on fire? No worries, happens to the best of us! Did you accidentally punch a villager and start a riot? Hey, we’ve all been there! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and acceptance, where even your biggest Minecraft fails are celebrated with open arms. Come join us and experience the true meaning of “it’s ok, it happens to everyone” in the most hilarious way possible!

/ Shon’s Minecraft SMP /

#youtube, asmr, board rules, Clips, divorcees, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, Links, Minecraft, Otis, REFRESH, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, smp, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there? Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, is ruling the server with her multiple husbands and insane antics. From ASMR streams to Ribbon Cage battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become one of Fallenshadow’s many husbands or get caught up in a Twitter feud with Otis, the manager extraordinaire.

But remember, follow the global and board rules or face the wrath of Fallenshadow herself. And don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide the trolls and divorcees – it’s all part of the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world and see if you can survive the madness of Fallenshadow’s Minecraft SMP!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Store, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work, Youtubers

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3253	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Emeralds Found:	3133	Meteorites Collected:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

Anime, badass, Ball, cool character, dragon ball, Dragon Ball character, Dragon Ball Fan, Dragon Ball franchise, Dragon Ball hero, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Future Trunks, half Saiyan, Minecraft, popular anime character, powerful warrior, Saiyan, Server, sword fighter, time machine, time travel, time traveler, Vegeta’s son

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Farms Harvested:	758	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because Future Trunks himself plays on our server and he’s so cool that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden Super Saiyan powers and be able to mine diamonds with just a flick of your finger. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior alongside Future Trunks!

Rate every Senran Kagura entry Minecraft SMP

3DS, action, Anime, beat em up, busty ninja girls, controversial, ecchi, entry, Fan Service, Female Protagonists, Fighting, Gaming, Hack and Slash, japanese, kagura, Minecraft, niche audience, Nintendo, PlayStation, Rate, Senran, Senran Kagura, Sexy, smp, video games, Xbox

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4114	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Potions Brewed:	198	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we rate every Senran Kagura entry! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined our server and discovered a secret dungeon filled with nothing but Senran Kagura games. Legend has it that if you rate them all, you will unlock the ultimate anime power-up in Minecraft – the ability to summon a giant anime waifu to fight by your side! So come join us and embark on this epic quest to rate every Senran Kagura entry and unlock the power of the waifus!