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Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Doman Enclave, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblet, Gold Saucer, haruhi, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Spooky Club, Strawberry Marshmallow, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of your dog always being inside? Well, on our Minecraft server, your furry friend can roam free and join you on all your adventures! Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club featuring Haruhi and Strawberry Marshmallow OVAs, or the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we watch GARO episodes 1-5. And don’t miss out on our Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer or the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party! So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your dog’s bladder)!

Crafty Padres SMP Dodgers Game Thread

anticipation, athletes, baseball, Battle of the beaneaters, California, Competition, Crafty, Defeat, dodgers, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game, GAMETHREAD, Los Angeles, MLB, PADRES, Rivalry, San Diego, showdown, smp, sports, Thread, Victory

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mines Excavated:	4614	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join the Battle of the Beaneaters? In this server, players must survive for 30 minutes by only eating beans! That’s right, no steak or pork chops here, just good ol’ beans to keep you going.

But that’s not all – there are crazy challenges and obstacles to overcome in order to be crowned the ultimate Beaneater champion. From navigating through a maze filled with explosive creepers to battling it out in a PvP arena where the ground is made of slippery ice, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

And if you think you have what it takes to be the last Beaneater standing, then join us now and prove your worth! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret bean treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant the finder unlimited beans for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the Battle of the Beaneaters and let the bean-filled madness begin!

ParentlessCraft Minecraft Server

advice, advice overload, annoyance, Boundaries, Church, Communication, family dynamics, Frustration, Homesick, INDEPENDENCE, living alone, Minecraft, Mormon, moving out, ParentlessCraft, parents, personal space, privacy, reaching out, Server, solitude, Support

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	114
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Votes:	5683	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are your parents constantly blowing up your phone like a creeper in Minecraft? Do they keep trying to give you tips and pointers on how to live your life, like a villager trying to trade with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any interference from annoying parents!

On our server, you can live independently in your own virtual apartment, free from the constant nagging of your parents. No more texts telling you to go to church or asking if you’re homesick – you can finally have the peace and quiet you deserve.

So come join us and build your dream world, where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your parents try to join the server, just build a giant wall around their house to keep them out – problem solved! So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and join our Minecraft server today!

NannyNabber’s No Weekday MIL Mayhem

Baby Care, Boundaries, child safety, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, difficult conversations, emotional labor, family dynamics, grandmother, Grandparents, in-law relationships, maternal instincts, MAYHEM, MIL, NANNY, Nanny duties, NannyNabbers, parenting, power struggle, Safety, weekday, work-life balance

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for MIL vs Nanny showdowns that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: your MIL and nanny going head-to-head in a battle of wits and wills, all while trying to take care of your virtual baby Minecraft-style. Will the nanny build a fortress to protect the baby from the MIL’s clumsy antics? Will the MIL try to feed the baby virtual cake against the nanny’s wishes? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic power struggles, safety concerns, and tears (virtual, of course) as you navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics in Minecraft form. Will you side with the nanny and her focus on safety, or will you join forces with the MIL and her unconventional childcare methods?

Join our server now for a wild ride that will have you questioning your own family dynamics and laughing out loud at the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

ManCraft: Digging, Building, and Exploring!

brotherhood, building, camaraderie, Competition, Confidence, Digging, emotional repression, Exploring, Fatherhood, Gender Roles, INDEPENDENCE, leadership, Mancraft, Masculinity, physicality, Privilege, resilience, RESPONSIBILITY, self reliance, societal expectations, societal pressures, strength, success, traditional roles

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that turns your character into a buff, mustache-sporting hunk every time you defeat a creeper. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of our lava parkour course – if you can survive the fiery obstacles, that is. So come on over and experience the manliest Minecraft server around!

Crafty Evolution: The Future You

aspirations, become, Crafty, determination, Development, Evolution, Future, goals, growth, Indispensable, inspiration, Journey, mindset, motivation, part, person, progress, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, Today, transformation, Want

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ores Mined:	3404
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18

hey u! ya u! do u want to become the ultimate minecraft master? then join our server cuz we got all the craziest challenges and adventures waiting for u!

picture this: u start off in a world where everything is upside down and u have to mine ur way to the top to escape! but watch out for the flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

once u make it to the top, u will be greeted by a giant talking potato who will give u the secret code to unlock the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples!

but that’s not all! we also have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano and a maze where u have to dodge killer bunnies with chainsaws!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft master! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for everyone who joins? yum!

Love & Blocks: The Misadventures

blocks, entertainment industry, entertainment media, false beliefs, love, love myths, media impact, Media influence, Media portrayal, Misadventures, Misinformation, misinformation in media, movies, relationship misconceptions, relationship models, romance, romantic ideals, romanticized notions, scientific facts, tv shows, unhealthy love stories, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	6912	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where love and romance be crazier than a pig riding a chicken! We got love potions that actually work, so you can make any player fall head over heels for you in a snap! Forget all that misinformation from TV shows and movies, we got the REAL deal here!

Our players be building relationships faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” We got couples building pixelated houses together, going on virtual dates to the Nether, and even getting married in-game! Who needs Tinder when you got our server, amirite?

So if you want a love life more exciting than a diamond sword fight, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate and live happily ever after in our virtual world! Love is in the air, and it smells like burning zombie flesh!

Rest in Blocks Minecraft Server

blocks, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, existential crisis, family, Financial Stability, life choices, Loneliness, Long-term goals, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, personal fulfillment, purpose, relationships, REST, self reflection, self worth, Server, social norms, social support, societal expectations, societal pressure, work-life balance

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you want to escape the soul-crushing reality of adulting? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the woes of bills, responsibilities, and relationships.

On our server, you can build a virtual paradise where you can live out your wildest fantasies. Want to create a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Absolutely doable! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Forget about taxes and work deadlines, on our server, the only thing you’ll be working on is crafting the perfect castle or exploring the depths of the Nether. Who needs a wife and kids when you have a community of fellow gamers to laugh and play with?

So come join us and escape the drudgery of adult life. Who knows, you might even find your true calling as a master builder or adventurer in the world of Minecraft. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Recession Walmart SMP Stock Buy

Buy, consumer goods, defense industry, economic downturn, Financial Advice, investing, investment strategy, Lockheed, long term investments, market analysis, market trends, recession, recession stock, recession-proof stocks, recession-resistant stocks, retail sector, smp, stock, stock comparison, stock evaluation, stock market, stock performance, Walmart

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few griefers, but who cares about them when you’re having this much fun!

Forget about recession stocks, on our server the only stocks you need to worry about are the ones in our virtual marketplace! Trade with other players, start your own businesses, and watch your virtual wealth grow faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

But that’s not all! We also have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of villagers who are planning a revolution against the oppressive iron golem overlords. Will you join them, or will you fight to keep the status quo? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

LuxuryCraft: NoGivinUpLuxury

expensive luxury, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury brands, luxury goods, luxury indulgence, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury market, luxury possessions, luxury spending, LuxuryCraft, NoGivinUpLuxury, Opulent, Premium, PRICEY., refuse to give up, Splurge, Upscale

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	9827	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are scarce and iron is just too common? Join our Minecraft server and indulge in the ultimate luxury of unlimited diamonds and gold! Our server is so opulent, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Plus, our exclusive VIP area is guarded by a dragon that only accepts payment in emeralds. So why settle for mediocrity when you can live like Minecraft royalty on our server? Join now and never go back to peasant servers again!