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NotionGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and a community that’s more dysfunctional than a family reunion at the zoo. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once turned into a llama after drinking a suspicious potion. So come on, join us and see what kind of chaos you can stir up in this wild world of blocky madness!

ScarCraftGF

body image, Communication, emotional baggage, emotional scars, Intimacy, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, relationship boundaries, respecting boundaries, ScarCraftGF, Scars, self disclosure, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, Trauma, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Ores Mined:	3436
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and craziness! Just like this guy’s GF obsessing over his scars, we’ll obsess over making you laugh until you cry. With over 30 hilarious jokes and puns waiting for you, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret joining the madness. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

TeenageCraft: Wild & Wacky!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server I joined as a teenager! It was like a virtual playground of chaos and shenanigans. I once built a giant statue of a llama riding a pig into battle, just because I could. And don’t even get me started on the time I convinced everyone to have a dance party in the Nether realm – it was lit, literally!

But the best part was the secret underground roller coaster that led to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. I felt like a Minecraft pirate on a quest for riches, except with way more explosions and lava pits.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your teenage years, then you’ve gotta join this one. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and memories you’ll make – just be prepared for the unexpected!

PlasticCraft: Biodegrade in 7 Days!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4178	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Items Found:	5542
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got living plastic blocks that biodegrade like magic! imagine building a sick castle out of plastic blocks and then BAM! they start breaking down into nothingness like a disappearing act at a magic show. it’s like having a built-in clean-up crew for all your building projects. plus, who wouldn’t want to witness plastic coming to life and then disappearing in a matter of days? it’s like a real-life science experiment right in your minecraft world. so come on over and experience the wonder of living plastic blocks for yourself!

Verdatus SMP: Our Only Regret is Not Having More Sheep

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Potions Brewed:	60	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Magic Items Found:	6078	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Verdatus SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 Java
Features	Dynmap, Gsit
Minimum Age	18+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is Verdatus SMP?	Verdatus is a 1.21 Java server that provides a vanilla experience with some cool improvements.
Are mods required to play on Verdatus?	No mods are needed to play on Verdatus SMP.
Do you use voice chat on Verdatus?	Yes, we use voice chat frequently on the server and encourage players to participate in activities.
How can I join Verdatus SMP?	To join, you must be 18 years or older.
Where can I find the world map of Verdatus SMP?	You can view the world map here.
Where can I join the Discord server for Verdatus SMP?	You can join our Discord server here.

PeePeeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3294
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of waiting for the perfect time to pee in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we embrace premature urination with open arms! Join us for a wild ride as you try to build and survive while constantly battling the urge to pee. Who knew virtual bladder control could be so exhilarating? So come on, join us and let the golden showers begin!

KinoCraft SMP: The Kino Redefiners

artwork, Characters, Cinema, cinematography, DELAY, dialogue, Director, editing, film, jcnew, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, Plot, Post Production, production, Redefiners, redefines kino, Richie, script rewrite, smp, storytelling, update

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	96

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve redefined the term “kino” here – forget about boring old servers, this place is where the real fun happens.

Join us for insane adventures, like the time we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor. Or how about the time we built a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether? Oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as creepers and pranked the admin by blowing up his house (don’t worry, we rebuilt it with obsidian).

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of crazy players who love to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Plus, rumor has it that the next batch of artwork being sent to Richie is going to be so epic, you won’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

NoBraCraft Minecraft Server

baggy clothing, Boyfriend, create drama, DATING, fully dressed, HMO, hot weather, house groupchat, housemates, ignoring message, inappropriate clothing, Interact, kitchen, live peacefully, Minecraft, NoBraCraft, pulled aside, pyjamas, refusing to wear a bra, Server, Top, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable roommate, weird situation

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can wear whatever you want, even if it’s just your pixelated pajamas! No bras required in this virtual world, because let’s be real, those things are uncomfortable AF.

Join us and build your own virtual house with your own virtual bathroom, and only share a virtual kitchen with other players. Just make sure to put on a virtual jumper if you’re feeling a bit chilly, but feel free to rock that virtual top if it’s hot in the game.

Forget about real-life drama like housemate conflicts, because on our server, you can be as braless as you please without anyone judging you. And if anyone tries to tell you what to wear, just tell them you’ll wear whatever you damn well please in your virtual house.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can be as free-spirited as you want without any Karens telling you what to do. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a drama-free zone where the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyHub: Hospital Visits FTW!

ambulance, broken ankle, Communication, CraftyHub, emergency, Emotional support, fear, ftw, Hospital, hospital visit, husband, husband’s business, neglect, relationship, Support, surgery, surgery complications, surgery recovery, surgery updates, text messages, Upset, visiting hours, visits

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	204
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did? Look no further than our server! We promise to always be there for you, whether you break your ankle or need someone to pick you up after surgery. Our virtual nurses will hold your hand through any tough times, and our ortho team is always on call for any emergency surgeries. Plus, visiting hours are 24/7, so you can count on us to be there whenever you need us. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more reliable than this husband’s phone on silent mode!

OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”

Agreement, Authenticity, Beliefs, conformity, crime, Deception, facade, hidden, Honesty, Hypocrisy, Individuality, lying.., OpinionCraft, Opinions, peer influence, peer pressure, Pineapple, pizza, popular opinion, secret, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, Truth

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become best friends with a llama.