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Ivan’s Big Minecraft Server

$1.74, 6.., banned, Beggar, big, Big mac, Buy, civilized world, Confused, Costs, Country, Cunt, dictatorial, GDP per capita, IVAN, Ivans, LGBT parades, Minecraft, poor Ivan, POVERTY, Rich, Server, shithole, stupid Ivan, totalitarian

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9742	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being called Ivan and living in a poverty beggar country where Big Macs cost less than a dollar? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Big Macs cost $6 because we are rich and have a GDP per Capita higher than your wildest dreams! Plus, we have LGBT parades every day because we live in a civilized world unlike poor Ivan from a totalitarian dictatorial shithole. Don’t be like Ivan, join our server and live your best life!

World Domination Minecraft Server

AMBITION, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, dictator, DOMINANCE, Domination, domination plans, evil intentions, Global influence, hegemony, imperialistic, mastermind, megalomania, Minecraft, power hungry, Ruler, Server, sinister plot, subjugation, Supremacy, totalitarian, world, world domination

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just building houses and farming crops? Well, come join our server where we have a secret mission for you: world domination! That’s right, we’re not just here to play games, we’re here to take over the entire Minecraft world! Join us and become part of our evil mastermind plan to rule over all the blocky lands. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together!

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

AUTHORITY, Choice, conformity, control, Crafting, CREEPERS, Dystopia, Escape, fear, freedom, Fun, futuristic, Government, hey, love, Manipulation, Oppression, power, Propaganda, Rebellion, Régime, society, speculative fiction, Surveillance, TotalCraft, totalitarian, tyranny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	8369
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1118	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

NeighborCraft

Anonymity, Communication, Community, Connection, Digital, Digital World, hidden identity, Interaction, internet, neighbor, NeighborCraft, ONLINE, online anonymity, online connections, online friends, online interactions, online presence, online relationships, social media, stranger, virtual

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Towns Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Yo, you ever think about how wild it is that the person you’re mining diamonds with could be living next door to you in real life? Like, what if Steve from down the street is actually a pro Minecraft player and you never even knew it? Join our server and maybe you’ll discover that your grandma is actually a redstone wizard in disguise.

We’ve got so many wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at creepers? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is the only place where you can battle giant chickens and ride llamas into battle like a true warrior.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build a house made entirely out of TNT. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when they see your explosive masterpiece. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out and trade rare items like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover that your long-lost twin is actually a pro builder who’s been hiding in the shadows all this time. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

ForestCraft . Grief Survival Minecraft Server

Daily Rewards, Delivery, DISCOUNTS, Donations, Events, Forestcraft, Game, Grief, ip address, Kits, Minecraft, Perks, Prices, Prizes, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Teams, Tube server, Warps, Whales

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to the Forest-Craft project, we have a tube server, a comfortable game and more.

Grief survival with perks, daily rewards and events,

cool whales ( /kits ), warps, daily prizes ( /prize ).

Fast delivery and low prices for donations.

Events and discounts on donations are often held.

It is possible to buy a donation for 7, 15, 30 days and forever.

Donators have a lot of cool whales and teams.

IP address: Forest-craft.ru

Autodonate: https://Forest-craft.ru

VKontakte: https://vk.com/Forest-craft

Forest-craft.ru

Supremely average Network: SMP – where mediocrity rules and excitement drools!

Active Staff, Average, Community, Creative, Custom Plugins, Drools, Dungeons, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, Factions, Friendly, Grief Prevention, Mediocrity, Minigames, Network, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, rules, Shop, Skyblock, smp, supremely, Survival, Voting

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3403
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Cracked Minecraft Server
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock editions
Online Status	24/7

Join us on Discord here for IP and port and connect with other players!

Can’t wait to see you in the game! 🌍💬

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server cracked?	Yes, our server is a cracked Minecraft server.
What editions are compatible?	Both Java and Bedrock editions can play on our server.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, our server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay.

DoggyEuthanizeMC Server

Death with Dignity, DoggyEuthanizeMC, emotional pain, end of life, EUTHANASIA, euthanasia considerations, euthanasia debate, euthanasia decision, euthanasia ethics, euthanasia for humans, euthanasia for pets, euthanasia laws, euthanasia options, euthanasia process, euthanasia rights, euthanasia support, euthanized, mercy killing, Server, sick dog, Suffering, terminal illness

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could just respawn in real life like you do in the game? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of insanity.

We have a special feature where if you die in the game, you actually die in real life! But don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained Minecraft doctors ready to euthanize you like a sick dog and bring you back to life in the game. It’s like a never-ending cycle of respawn and euthanasia, but hey, at least you’ll never get bored!

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff and die). Who knew Minecraft could be so… deadly?

SMP_CraftyCreeper15394125

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	175	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9672	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will keep you on your toes!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. You must navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon forests to prove yourself worthy of their kingdom. But beware, they have a strict “no porkchop” policy!

If pigs aren’t your thing, how about joining our underwater city where the squids have formed a government and are trying to pass laws that ban all land-dwellers from entering their territory. Can you sneak past their ink defenses and uncover their secret plans?

And if all else fails, you can always join our annual “Chicken Olympics” where players compete in events like egg tossing, chicken jousting, and the infamous “Cluck-Off” competition. The winner gets a golden feather and eternal bragging rights!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!

FamilyDrama Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, #familydrama, AITAH, awful relationship, Bonding, Communication, Communication Issues, cultural clash, Cultural differences, European roots, family dynamics, Grandchild, mediate, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Pregnancy, Rift, Russian values, Server, vaccination, Visit, Wife

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8540
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Hey there gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your own family seem boring in comparison.

Imagine a world where your in-laws fly all the way to Russia to meet their grandchild, only to be denied the chance to hold him because of some vaccination drama. It’s like a telenovela, but with creepers and zombies!

And don’t forget about the cultural clashes between European and Russian values. Who knew Minecraft could teach you so much about international relations?

So come join us on this server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs diamonds when you have family drama to mine through?

SurgerySassCraft

family conflict, family pressure, financial trouble, local hospital, Medicaid/Medicare, niece surgery, public health insurance, single mom, spine surgery, surgery assistance, surgery assistance offer, surgery center, surgery center owner, surgery complications, surgery decision, surgery ethics, surgery options, surgery refusal, surgery reimbursement, surgery scheduling, SurgerySassCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Farms Harvested:	358
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister-in-law living with you? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and medical mishaps!

We specialize in spine surgery, just like the surgery center in this crazy story. But don’t worry, all of our surgeons take public health insurance, so you won’t have to deal with any Medicaid/Medicare drama here.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to convince your family members to let you perform surgery on them in a virtual world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

SillySteveMC SMP

absurd choices, asinine choices, boneheaded moves, brainless behavior, daft decisions, dumb moves, foolhardy decisions, foolish actions, idiotic behavior, idiotic blunders, imbecilic behavior, laughable errors, ludicrous actions, moronic moves, nonsensical behavior, preposterous actions, ridiculous mistakes, senseless actions, silly mistakes, SillySteveMC, smp, stupid decisions

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crops Grown:	7772	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the derpy, wacky, and downright ridiculous players out there!

Join us if you want to witness players building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of dirt, or if you want to see someone try to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it’s a flying mount. Our server is a non-stop comedy show filled with hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We also have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Prank Wars” where players compete to pull off the most outrageous and elaborate pranks on each other.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of facepalms. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ExBlockScape

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional pain, ex, ExBlockScape, healing, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, Infidelity, last straw, letting go, moving on, personal growth, red flags, relationship, self love, self-care, toxic relationship, trust issues

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	6298
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama and heartbreak? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken.

Our server is so amazing that even your ex will be jealous of all the fun you’re having. Imagine a place where you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.

So say goodbye to your ex and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more plentiful here than on any other server. Just saying.

CraftyNavalnyExchngDeal

CraftyNavalnyExchngDeal, Deal, Diplomacy, exchange, extradition, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Kremlin, Navalny, Négotiation, opposition leader, political asylum, political prisoner, prisoner swap, protest, putin, russia, sanctions, security concerns, united states, White House

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where Navalny was gonna be exchanged as part of a deal with Russia, but then he was like, nah, i’m gonna join this server instead. and now he’s like building the sickest castles and stuff, it’s wild, man.

plus, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds and stuff. you gotta join to find it, man, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions and stuff.

and, like, the best part is, we got this secret society of llamas who run the whole server. they’re like, the mafia of Minecraft, man. you gotta join and pay tribute to the llama bosses or they’ll banish you to the Nether forever.

so yeah, join this server, man, it’s like a rollercoaster of craziness and fun. plus, we got free cake every Friday. what more could you ask for, dude?