totalitarian Minecraft Servers

totalitarian Minecraft Servers

  • Ivan’s Big Minecraft Server

    Ivan’s Big Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 1053
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dimension Hops: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Potions Brewed: 142
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

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    Are you tired of being called Ivan and living in a poverty beggar country where Big Macs cost less than a dollar? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Big Macs cost $6 because we are rich and have a GDP per Capita higher than your wildest dreams! Plus, we have LGBT parades every day because we live in a civilized world unlike poor Ivan from a totalitarian dictatorial shithole. Don’t be like Ivan, join our server and live your best life!

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  • World Domination Minecraft Server

    World Domination Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 9501
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 887 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just building houses and farming crops? Well, come join our server where we have a secret mission for you: world domination! That’s right, we’re not just here to play games, we’re here to take over the entire Minecraft world! Join us and become part of our evil mastermind plan to rule over all the blocky lands. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together!

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  • Blockhead Banter

    Blockhead Banter
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 5520
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Mines Excavated: 2449
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

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    Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

    TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 4819
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

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    Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

    Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

    So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

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  • The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP

    The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 433
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Magic Items Found: 2568

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?

    Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.

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  • PixelPerfect Minecraft Server

    PixelPerfect Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 732
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

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    Are you tired of your mom constantly trying to show off your achievements on social media? Join our Minecraft server where your accomplishments are kept private and your mom can’t brag about you to her friends!

    We understand the struggle of wanting to keep things to yourself, that’s why on our server, we prioritize your privacy and personal space. No more worrying about your mom sharing your graduation photo without your consent – we’ve got your back!

    Plus, if your wife ever betrays you by sending that photo to your mom behind your back, we’ll make sure she faces the consequences in-game (no physical violence, of course). So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience where you can escape the chaos of family dynamics and just focus on building and exploring!

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  • CraftyCampNoWay

    CraftyCampNoWay
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 2609
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Towns Built: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of tween boy power trips? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual puberty playground, complete with moody, emotional, and cranky players just like Ethan. Join us for some epic play fights and death stares, all while navigating the delicate balance of giving space and boundaries.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is the perfect escape for those who are tired of family drama. Sick of your mom and stepdad posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our server and never worry about unwanted social media exposure again. We promise not to post any pictures of you, unless you’re doing something super cool and fun (and between the ages of 14 to 25, of course).

    And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.

    So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?

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  • ForbiddenFragrance

    ForbiddenFragrance
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 9589
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9527 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

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    Are you tired of smelling roses and lavender all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can indulge in the intoxicating scent of freshly baked creeper pies and smelly zombie feet! Join us for a whiff of excitement and adventure like never before! Who knew that forbidden smells could be so enticing in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your nostrils be tantalized like never before!

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  • TreePhoto Minecraft Server

    TreePhoto Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 8364
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Epic Shields Constructed: 37

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    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where nanoplastics are interfering with tree photosynthesis! why would you want to miss out on all the wacky adventures of trying to save the trees while building your own epic treehouse fortress? plus, who wouldn’t want to see what happens when you mix nanoplastics with creepers? it’s a wild ride of chaos and creativity that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously messed up fun on our server!

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  • PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure

    PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 8221
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4

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    OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy

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  • GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

    GutCraft: Poopocalypse!
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 7755
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Emeralds Found: 904 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6

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    So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

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  • ”SmiteCraft Server”

    ”SmiteCraft Server”
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 8404
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

    SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 1668
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Villages Defended: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!

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  • SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

    SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 4343
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Zombie Dances: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: You spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. That’s right, we’ve got a special Taylor Swift-themed area where you can jam out while building your dream base.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its epic baby shower events. That’s right, we throw the wildest baby showers in all of Minecraft. You never know what surprises await you, from baby zombies in diapers to diamond pacifiers.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no nail tech stealing concert tickets” policy. So rest assured, your tickets to the Eras Tour are safe with us.

    So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t ditch you for a nail tech. See you in the game!

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