TOTAL Minecraft Servers

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  • /TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

    /TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is like a cross between Herobrine’s haunted mansion and a village full of derpy villagers!

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. We’ve got alliances forming faster than you can say “diamond sword”, and betrayals that will make you question your trust in your fellow players.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to watch the chaos unfold.

    So come on down to our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get…blocky.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Bucks Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bucks Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    “Join our Minecraft server and never worry about tipping again! Our virtual waiters will never ask for a tip, because they’re actually zombies who just want to eat your brains! Pay $11.99 to enter our world where the only currency is rotten flesh and the only tip you’ll need is how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Join now for a dining experience you’ll never forget…if you survive!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • How Many Tonight Minecraft SMP

    How Many Tonight Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (accidental, of course).

    We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good time. From building massive castles to pranking your friends with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the legendary PvP battles that happen every full moon – it’s like watching a real-life gladiator match, but with pixelated swords.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? The secret underground disco club hidden beneath spawn. That’s right, we’ve got a dance floor, DJ booth, and even a bar serving virtual cocktails. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move in our glowstone-lit dance party.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us tonight and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP – /n00b/ – total Minecraft newbies

    Minecraft SMP – /n00b/ – total Minecraft newbies

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera in Gielinor!

    Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.

    But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.

    Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

      • No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
      • Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
      • No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

    Pure Vanilla Thrills:

      • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
      • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
      • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

    World Exploration Awaits:

      • Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
      • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
      • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

      • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

      • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
      • Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

    Behind the Curtains:

      • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
      • Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

      • Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

      • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

    Server IP: total-anarchy.org

    Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any bans on the server?

    A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

    Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

    A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

    Q: What hardware does the server run on?

    A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP