Tosh Gitonga Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Bonanza: The Stroking Server

adult content, adult entertainment, arousal, blocky, bonanza, boys night, desire, EXCITEMENT, fantasies, Friends, guilty pleasure, Intimacy, Jerking, late night fun, naughty thoughts, NSFW, nudified, Pleasure, Server, socials, stimulation, stroking, temptation

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is filled with socials and nudified socials of some of our friends… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Join us for a wild ride of questionable content and outrageous adventures. Who needs normal when you can have absurdity? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly scarred for life)!

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide!

american culture, AMERICANS, capitalism, collide, cowboys, CREEPERS, Democracy, Diversity, foreign policy, freedom, global perspective, Hospitality, immigration, Individualism, influence, international relations, Lifestyle, media representation, melting pot, patriotism, perceptions, Stereotypes, VALUES, YeehawCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1650
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Do you want to experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft with a bunch of crazy Americans? Look no further! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for epic build battles, where you can show off your patriotism by creating the most American-themed structures imaginable. From giant hot dog statues to fireworks displays that light up the sky, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary American Ninja Warrior course, where players can test their skills and agility in a series of insane obstacles. Can you conquer the warped wall like a true American hero?

So come on down and join us for a dose of American craziness in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends and learn a thing or two about the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Crafty McCraftface – Land of Llamas and Explosions

Anime, Bau Bau, baubau, Crafty, debut, Edition, explosions, fuwamoco, general, hololive, Land, Llamas, McCraftface, merch, NSFW, playlist, Schedule, songs, Stream, Thread Template, twitter, Unarchived Content, VN, VTL team, youtube channel

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Bau Bau Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of Hololive Vtubers who have taken a break from singing and entertaining to build an epic Minecraft world. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret concert hidden underground!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and even a few friendly creepers who just want to dance with you. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual hug from Mococo and Fuwawa themselves (virtual hugs may not actually be redeemable, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything – after all, this is the Bau Bau Edition, where anything can happen!

Blocky Banter: Where you’ll never feel that feeling of stepping on a LEGO again!

after school activities, banter, blocky, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, bully, Carefree, carefree days, childhood memories, feel, feeling, fun times, happy memories, Innocence, lego, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, playing outside, precious moments, quality time, Relaxation, sibling bonding, sibling rivalry, Siblings, stepping, Youll

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Animals Bred:	72	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	5791	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of the real world and just want to escape to a place where you can bully your brother in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and relive those glorious after-school moments of tormenting your sibling without a care in the world. Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world. So come on in and let the sibling rivalry begin!

Nothing Burger Minecraft Madness

Blacked porn, burger, Confirmed, Damage assessed, IRan attack, madness, Minecraft, Negligible, nothing burger, Official IDF response, POSTPONED, racial sex shaming, turned back on

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2463	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mines Excavated:	1620
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop action and chaos! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, where an IRan attack gets confirmed as a hilarious misunderstanding and the official IDF response gets postponed because they’re too busy watching blacked porn. But don’t worry, the damage is assessed as negligible, just like the chances of you not laughing your pants off on this server. And if that’s not enough, we also have racial sex shaming turned back on for some added spice! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventures are written in the stars! #FateGrandOrder #NA #General

Adventures, Campaign, collaboration event, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FateCraft, FateGrandOrder, FGO, Floating Island of Innocents, Future Materials, Future Quartz, general, Hai Ba Trung, mats, Minecraft, News, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Stars, summon, Summoning Info, Water Monsters Crisis, Written

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	219
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as summoning a 5-star Servant on your first try? Look no further! Our server is like the Water Monsters Crisis, but with creepers instead of sea creatures. Join us on the Floating Island of Innocents, where innocence is quickly lost as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

Our server is so lit, it’s like doing a Rank Up Quest with your friends while dodging TNT explosions. Need materials for your next build? Our Material Lookup tool will help you find everything you need faster than you can say “gacha luck.” And don’t worry about running out of coins, our Coin Calculator will keep you rolling in the dough.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player with a diamond sword, run like you’re trying to escape a Berserker’s Noble Phantasm!

CraftyQueens: Where love blooms in pixelated blocks! Join now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Adventure, blocks, bloodline extinction, Blooms, CraftyQueens, hentai preference, Join, lack of attraction, love, Minecraft, personal choice, pixelated, romantic disinterest, SELF AWARENESS, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, societal pressures, VIRGINITY

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was so obsessed with hentai that they forgot what a real woman even looked like. They spent all their days building pixelated waifus in Minecraft, never once feeling the need for human interaction. But little did they know, on our server, they would find a community of like-minded individuals who shared their love for blocky babes.

Join us and build your own harem of Minecraft maidens, explore our custom-built hentai-themed worlds, and maybe even find love in the form of a pixelated princess. Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world of waifus waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your one true love in the form of a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic adventure!

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Faces Are More Detailed Than Your Builds

2024.., Aesthetics, Analysis, animation, Anime, art style, Builds, character design, close-up shot, critique, detail, Detailed, digital art, discussion, Evolution, expressive, faces, futuristic, Japanese culture, Minimalistic, pixelated, Technology, trends, Weeb’s

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crops Grown:	8229
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server will transport you to the year 2024 where close-up shots in Minecraft look like something straight out of a blockbuster movie!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and build your own personal castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you may stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Pixelated Pandemonium: The AI Thread

ai, Artificial Intelligence, BIMBOS, discussion, empowerment, feminism, feminism movement, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, objectification, Pandemonium, pixelated, sexism, Sluts, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Technology, Thread, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9014	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Crops Grown:	2448
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server out there – Bimbos and Sluts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamonds. But here’s the twist – the house was shaped like a giant high heel shoe! Talk about luxury living!

But that’s not all, folks. We have weekly fashion shows where players can strut their stuff on the catwalk and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive spa area where you can pamper your pixelated self with virtual massages and facials.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground nightclub where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and disco balls? It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft!

So come join us at Bimbos and Sluts, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our sense of style. See you on the runway, darling!

ColdWarCraft: Where predicting the real cold war is just as easy as predicting creepers!

China, cold, cold war, ColdWarCraft, Competition, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, EASY, forecasting, Future, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Irrelevant, power dynamics, Predicting, predictions, prognostication, real, russia, speculation, Strategic, Superpowers, US, War, World Order

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Animals Bred:	55
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the most epic cold war showdown between the US and China! Forget about Russia, they’re totally irrelevant in this wacky world of blocky battles. Who knew Minecraft could predict the future so accurately? Come join the fun and see if you can change the course of history with your building skills and strategic gameplay. Let’s see who will come out on top in this crazy cold war showdown!