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Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	5615	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchantments Applied:	282
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	8762
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Mines Excavated:	1264	Falling into the Void:	3

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

play.tartaruscore.ru

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Farms Harvested:	723	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crops Grown:	7010	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Star Shards Collected:	160
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

animal, cat, Climax, control, Cumming, disbelief, Erotic, EXCITEMENT, Feline, funny, INTENSE, Minecraft, orgasm, overwhelmed, Pleasure, reaction, Sensation, Sensual, Server, STOP, Surprise, uncontrollable

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!