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Zombie Pigmen’s Rave Party: Explaining the Appeal of This Creature

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	104772
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic mobs like zombies and creepers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic creature you’ve ever seen on our server – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! This majestic beast roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. But beware, if you dare to challenge it, you better come prepared with a rainbow sword and unicorn armor because this creature is no joke!

Join our server now to embark on a quest to befriend the Rainbow Llama Unicorn and gain its magical powers. Rumor has it that if you can ride it into battle, you’ll be unstoppable! Plus, we have exclusive rainbow-themed building blocks and weapons that you won’t find anywhere else. So why settle for boring old pigs and cows when you can have a Rainbow Llama Unicorn as your loyal companion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures on our server. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the awesomeness of the Rainbow Llama Unicorn!

Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8663	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9722	Chimeras Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90

Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

Blocky Booty Bouncers

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magic Items Found:	8293

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Potions Brewed:	127	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

AwkwardCraft: Where being socially stunted is just another block in the game!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Char-mingCraft: Where Your Pixelated Characters Rule the World!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have taken over the virtual world with their mad coding skills. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build the most insane structures and pull off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the art of stealth and combat. Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the feathers out of them – it’s all possible on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because fame and fortune await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to llamas, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

GF vs. Porn Minecraft Server – Build your way to victory!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3600	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	4945

Are you tired of being caught red-handed by your girlfriend while watching porn? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and learn how to cum multiple times without her suspecting a thing! Our virtual world is filled with secret techniques and strategies to keep your porn addiction under wraps. Plus, you can build a fortress to hide all your dirty little secrets. Don’t give up on your guilty pleasure, join us now and become a master of deception!