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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5781 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 7973 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5393 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job – Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care – Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe – Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the pool
So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!