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PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

Afford, AMBITION, aspiration, Buy, Dedication, determination, diamonds, Dig, dog, dream, Effort, everyday, financial struggle, Goal, grind, hard work, hustle, motivation, perseverance, PuppyCraft, submarine, success, work, work ethic

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9820

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, Curious, destiny, ended up, fate, gtYup, humor, introspection, Journey, life events, life experiences, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, relatable, Self Discovery, Server, Situation, Story, storytelling, that’s me, Twist of fate, unexpected, wondering, Yup

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Void Armor Forged:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchantments Applied:	120	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

carb, Coma, Crafty, Generate, list, long trail, Mmmmm, tags, tummy

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Examination, Feedback, Good, inspection, Is this any good?, judgment, opinion, Performance, quality assessment, Rating, review, Satisfactory, satisfactory level, Standard, Value, WORTH.., YeetCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Votes:	1854
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

anthony albanese, Aussie women, blocks, bollard, Bollard man, bruceovsky, Chad Frenchman, citizenship, Crafty, Daily Mail, Escalator, French tradie, incel ziggers, Jewish, knife-wielding maniac, memes, Minecraft, Muslim cock, muslims, Offender, POL, real men, Russian cock, Server, Westfield Bondi Junction, white incel, wrong, WRONG AGAIN, Zigger

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Towns Built:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

1.6.3, 1.6.4, Alex time, co-op, Community, CREEPERS, crops, Discord, Farming, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, Meet, MineCraftyFarm, multiplayer, News, Official Dicksword, role playing, simulation, stardew valley, update, video game

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1625
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

Allowed, boom, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, derogatory terms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Language, nigga, NiggaCraft, offensive language, Political Correctness, Racial equality, racial sensitivity, racial slurs, racial tensions, racism, slangs, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8617
Void Armor Forged:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

action, animation, Anime, banter, blocky, Chaos, Characters, Entertainment, Expectations, expectations for season 2, FANTASY, Feedback, lolz, Lycoris, Lycoris Recoil, meets, Minecraft, Opinions, Plot, recoil, REIGNS, review, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, SUPREME, Thoughts

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

baby wipes, bathroom, clog, clogged, consequences, costly, diy, Fun, generation, learn, Lesson, maintenance, mistake, MONEY, plumber, Plumbing, Problems, Repair, Server, Sewage, SNAKE, STOP, TOILET, troubles, Waste

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

chicken, drenched in air, futari boshi, hunt, iya iya iya, Last, nai nai, nuggets, ocean wave, Party, pop stars, PvP, Server, Summertime, tabi no tochuu, Violet, vr dance, Wah, Warcraft, WARFARE

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Animals Bred:	183	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2300	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!