ToldYaCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ToldYaCraft: Where even the blocks have attitude!

1. I told you so, 10. prediction, 11. proof, 12. hindsight is 20/20, 13. I knew it, 14. I was right, 15. told ya so, 16. I warned you, 17. I knew this would happen, 18. I saw it coming, 19. I called it, 2. fucking, 20. I told you this would happen., 3. I fucking told you so, 4. told you so, 5. warning, 6. hindsight, 7. lesson learned, 8. validation, 9. vindication, attitude, blocks, ToldYaCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Votes:	3598	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.

BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

anticipation, BUILD rewards, BuildRewardDropper, Disappointment, DROPPED, Expectations, Feedback, letdown, Minecraft, Opinions, reactions, smp, speculation, Thoughts, underwhelming

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.

GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Emeralds Found:	5833
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	2957
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7709	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7038
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mines Excavated:	4164	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

NOT Skyblock Server With NO Payouts or ANY hype pvp pve skyblock DO NOT JOIN

bedrock, Bosses, crops, Cultivate, Events, Farmer, Farming, Fight, hype, ISLAND, java, Join, Koth, Mining, Network, Payouts, Powerful, PvE, PvP, real-world money, Release, Rewards, Server, server ip, Skyblock, Upgrade

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Void Armor Forged:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to MaceMC!
New Bedrock and Java server releasing September 1st!
Versions 1.8 – 1.21

Events: Participate in events and win amazing rewards!
Bosses: Team up with others to fight powerful bosses!
PvP/KOTH: Fight against others to win King of The Hill!
Mining: Explore and mine valuable resources to upgrade your island!
Farming: Cultivate your crops and become the top farmer on the server!
Payouts: Compete for top spots and earn real-world money!

Releasing September 1st @ 8pm EST

Server IP: macemc.org

Bedrock Port: 25583

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/QCxJJKuyVF

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server will be releasing on September 1st at 8pm EST.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Versions 1.8 to 1.21 are supported on the server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can participate in events, team up to fight bosses, engage in PvP/KOTH battles, mine resources, cultivate crops, and compete for payouts.
Is there a Discord server for MaceMC?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided.

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!