toilet break – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Toilet Break Time Minecraft SMP

1672 days, Afk, Away from keyboard, bathroom break, be right back, BRB, brb bro, Break, break time, gotta go, gotta go to the toilet, INACTIVE, last online, Long time no see, long time offline, Minecraft, ONLINE, restroom break, smp, taking a break, Time, TOILET, toilet break, toilet time

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where players mysteriously disappear for 1672 days after going to the toilet. Where did they go? Nobody knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversation in the chat. Join us for a wild ride of toilet adventures and unexpected disappearances. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to vanish into the abyss! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring some extra toilet paper.

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MineCraftyConspiracies

9/11 inside job, aliens, area 51, big brother, chemtrails, Conspiracy Theory, deep state, false flag, global depopulation agenda, government cover-up, haarp, illuminati, mind control, MineCraftyConspiracies, moon landing hoax, new world order, reptilian overlords, Scary, secret society, surveillance state, vaccine conspiracy

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where the creepers are actually government spies trying to steal your diamonds? Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and secret underground bases hidden beneath every block. Trust no one, not even the friendly villagers who may be secretly plotting against you. Are you brave enough to uncover the truth and survive the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy? Join now and see if you can outsmart the Illuminati Ender Dragon!

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AmazonSurvival Minecraft Server

AmazonSurvival, Minecraft, Server

u know what’s not struggling? our minecraft server! come join us and escape the chaos of the real world where brazilians are struggling to breathe because the amazon is on fire. on our server, the only thing burning is your passion for building epic structures and fighting off creepers. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you won’t be able to breathe from all the excitement on our server! so come join us now and leave the real world behind.

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CraftyCarrierClash

Aircraft Carriers, Asia-Pacific, China, Competition, CraftyCarrierClash, Defense, Geopolitics, global dominance, international relations, Maritime, Military, military capabilities, naval fleet, naval warfare, Navy, Power projection, SECURITY, strategy, superpower rivalry, united states

lolz come join our minecraft server where we build giant aircraft carriers to take on the u.s. navy! china wants in on the action too, they’re sending their best builders to help us dominate the high seas. we’ve got crazy battles, epic explosions, and even a secret underwater base where we hide all our diamonds. join now and be part of the most epic naval showdown in minecraft history!

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BoneCrafters United

Afterlife, BELIEF, Body, Bone Marrow, BoneCrafters, bones, Consciousness, Essence, ETERNAL, Existence, human anatomy, inner self, Life Force, Metaphysical, metaphysics, mortality, philosophy, Soul, soulful bones, Spiritual Energy, spirituality, United

come join our epic minecraft server where we believe the soul is in our BONES. yes, you heard right, our bones are where it’s at. we have bone-themed builds, bone-shaped weapons, and even bone-shaped pets.

we have a bone-chilling adventure waiting for you as you explore our bone-filled world. fight off skeleton armies, mine for rare bone ores, and even ride a giant bone dragon into battle.

if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even try our bone-rattling parkour challenges that will test your bone strength and agility.

so come on down to our bone-tastic server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where bones are king. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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BubbleNetCraft

Animal Behavior, Animal intelligence, bubble-nets, BubbleNetCraft, cetaceans, food intake, foraging behavior, humpback whales, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine mammal behavior, marine mammal communication, marine mammal feeding habits, marine mammal research, marine mammal tool use, marine mammals, ocean conservation, solitary whales, underwater acoustics, Wildlife research

come join our epic minecraft server where humpback whales are the rulers and they make bubble-nets to catch all the fishies! 🐋🐟

we got whales doing backflips and somersaults while building underwater castles made of bubbles! 🌊🏰

if you join now, you can ride on the back of a humpback whale as it jumps through fiery hoops and collects diamonds for you! 💎🔥

plus, our whales have superpowers like shooting laser beams from their blowholes and summoning thunderstorms with a flick of their tails! ⚡️🌪️

so what are you waiting for? come swim with the coolest whales in town and be part of the most epic underwater adventure ever! 🐳🎮 #whalepower

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DiplomaticaMC: Where politics, town-building, and geopenguin wars collide on a gold-filled Earth map!

Alliance, collide, Custom Map, DiplomaticaMC, Discord Channel, dream city, Dungeons, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, geopenguin, Geopolitics, gold standard, goldfilled, Map, Minecraft, Nations, Politics, rare items, Real Life, rules, Server store, smp, society, Survival, Townbuilding, Towny, Unique Tools, Wars

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	diplomaticamc.com
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/jrEwRXrqrM
Version	1.20.4+

If you are looking for the best towny experience, we have you covered on DiplomaticaMC!

Diplomatica is a survival Minecraft server featuring a custom earth map. On this server, any real life event can occur. Engage in geopolitics, form alliances, build your dream city, or reach to the top! The creation of nations and society in Minecraft itself is up to your hands.

The server features map in which every block will count for 450 meters in real life. The economy runs on the gold ingot standard, and is used to create towns and countries via Towny! There is no upkeep, which means you won’t have to grind every day just to keep your stuff up.

(COMING SOON!)Explore custom staff-built dungeons regularly updated/implemented and changed to provide a different experience each time! These dungeons are populated with designed mobs that can give players rare items and unique tools to help them brave the world or sell to other players!

With a devoted staff team and player base, the towny fun will never end. Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in our server store by doing /premium. Prices are cheap, and non-P2W.

On our discord server, we have a Discord to Minecraft channel where you are able to stay updated with what’s going on in-game. Our rules, information, and announcements are all in there, so if you’re interested in joining, please also join our discord server. All are welcome!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I form alliances on the server?	Yes, you can engage in geopolitics and form alliances with other players.
What is the currency used on the server?	The economy runs on the gold ingot standard.
Are there regular updates on the server?	(COMING SOON!) Explore custom staff-built dungeons regularly updated/implemented and changed to provide a different experience each time!
Can I support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions?	Yes, players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in our server store.

Pardon My Minecraft Server

Accents, borrowing words, borrowings, cultural exchange, English, French, Language, language acquisition, language adaptation, language assimilation, language borrowing, language development, language evolution, language interchange, linguistic evolution, linguistic influence, linguistics, Minecraft, Pardon, phonetics, pronunciation, Server

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate battle of pronunciation between French and English words! Will “rendezvous” be pronounced with a French accent or an English one? Will “fruit” suddenly sound fancy and sophisticated? Only on our server will you find out the answers to these burning questions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual garden is filled with magical creatures that speak a mix of French and English. So come on over and let the linguistic chaos begin!

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SMPvibes: Minecraft SMP – ‘How Much Do You Think It Will Change?’

adaptation, adjustment, Alteration, CHANGE, Evolution, fluctuation, Future, Impact, Minecraft, Modification, prediction, progress, revolution, Shift, smp, SMPvibes, speculation, transformation, transformational change, TRANSITION, uncertainty, upheaval, variance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join us on this epic quest to find the Diamond Chicken and become the richest player on the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and breakdance all night long. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life. Who knows how much it will change…but we can guarantee it will be a wild ride!

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DateNightMinecraftServer

Asking Reimbursement, Boundaries, chaperone, Communication, DateNightMinecraftServer, double date, drinks, Expectations, family dynamics, financial responsibility, first date, movie tickets, nephew, Niece, parenting, Popcorn, reimbursement request, social etiquette, Son’s Date

Are you tired of being the designated chaperone and ATM for your kids’ first dates? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about footing the bill for movie tickets, popcorn, and drinks for your kids and their dates.

Imagine a place where all the parents actually chip in for their own children’s expenses, where you can set boundaries without being labeled the bad guy. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward double date situations.

So come on over and join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even meet some fellow parents who understand the struggle of being the responsible one in the group. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to game in peace and leave the real-life financial burdens behind!

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PreggoSeatSnatchers

Apologize.., consideration, dance intensive, Etiquette, exhaustion, judgy stares, Manners, Polite, pre booked seat, PreggoSeatSnatchers, pregnant etiquette, pregnant passenger, pregnant traveler, pregnant woman, public transportation, seat etiquette, seat reservation, social norms, tired, train seat, travel

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Picture this: you’re on a train, minding your own business after a long day of intense dancing, when suddenly you find someone sitting in your pre-booked seat. But wait, there’s a plot twist – she’s pregnant! The drama unfolds as you navigate through judgy stares and moral dilemmas. Who knows what other crazy scenarios await you on our server? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures!

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