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SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Crops Grown:	3831
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mines Excavated:	1980	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Potions Brewed:	88	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

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fuzzy-smp.usga.me:21307

SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	26697
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Time for a Solar Game!

soolartime.minecraftjoin.xyz

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Towns Built:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

DebateCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Analysis, commentary, current events, DebateCraft, debates, Democracy, discussion, election, Government, Minecraft, News, Opinions, Politics, presidential debates, reaction, reaction thread, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, WTF

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Hey gamers of Reddit! Tired of watching boring political debates? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! Our server is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the real world drama and build your dream castle made entirely of cheese. So why watch the debates when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? See you there, fellow adventurers!

Block and Roll

BLOCK, clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, clever response, creative comeback, creative response, funny banter, funny comeback, funny response, humor, humor banter, humor comeback, humor response, Roll, sarcasm, witty banter, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5678
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military threat, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, sanctions, security concerns, seoul, united nations, weapons

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	1066	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamond blocks, and creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house. Plus, our admin once tamed a whole army of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a giant chicken boss. True story, bro. And if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance parties we have every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!