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MineCraftRiseAndShine

alarm clock, Breakfast, coffee, early risers, energized, favorite part of the day, feeling refreshed, fresh start, good morning, MineCraftRiseAndShine, morning people, morning rituals, morning routine, motivation, New Day, positive start, productivity, reddit, starting the day right, sunrise, waking up

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crops Grown:	4084
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3478	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava pool spa or challenge a fellow player to a game of chicken jousting (yes, that’s a thing here).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of emeralds? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

CraftyCampFun

authoritarian regime, civil liberties, CraftyCampFun, detained demonstrators, Dictatorship, freedom of speech, government control, human rights abuses, human rights violations, Maduro regime, Nicolas Maduro, oppressive regime, political dissent, political prisoners, political repression, protest crackdown, protest suppression, re-education camps, social unrest, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	New Chunks Explored:	285480
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

hey yall, come join our epic minecraft server where we build re-education camps just like Nicolás Maduro! but don’t worry, we ain’t imprisoning no demonstrators, just building crazy cool stuff! join us for a wild ride and see if you can escape our wacky camp challenges! plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of brain-damaged builders like us? come on, you know you wanna join the madness!

MuscleSpaceAgeCraft

aging, aging process, biological research, cellular aging, cellular biology, cellular changes, Human muscle cells, microgravity effects, muscle deterioration, muscle function, muscle health, muscle regeneration, muscle tissue, MuscleSpaceAgeCraft, research, scientific study, Space, space experiments, space exploration, Space missions, Space Travel

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where human muscle cells have returned from space looking like they just had a wild party with aliens! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in blocky pixel form! build your own spaceship, battle alien mobs, and discover new planets filled with diamonds and emeralds! who needs to go to space when you can experience all the craziness right here on our server! plus, our community is out of this world (literally)! join now and let’s explore the galaxy together!

Welcome to “The Bagelverse: Now with 100% more cream cheese!”

Ars Nouveau, Bagelverse, cataclysm, Celestisynth, Cheese, Cisco’s Fantasy Medieval RPG, Community, cream, Discord, Donations, Forge 1.16.5, Greylist, Iron’s spells, Minecraft, Modded, Mowzie’s Mobs, multiplayer experience, Origins, proximity voice chat, Simply Swords, smp, V5bRe

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Cisco’s RPG Ultimate Server
Modpack Version	V5bRe
Forge Version	1.19.2
Number of Mods	Over 250

Features
Weapon Mods	Celestisynth, Simply Swords
Magic Mods	Iron’s Spells, Ars Nouveau
Boss Mods	Mowzie’s Mobs, Cataclysm
Origins, Blessings, Classes	Available upon joining
Multiplayer Experience	Optimized for best experience
Commands	/back, /home, /tpa available
Chat Integration	Discord and in-game chat
Voice Chat	Proximity chat with Simple Voice Chat
Donations	No pay-to-win, donations only
Community	Best community ever

FAQs

How can I join the Cisco’s RPG Ultimate server?

You can join by clicking this link discord.gg/4vZjxR3QuW and joining the Bagelverse Discord server.

What version of the modpack and Forge does the server use?

The server uses modpack version V5bRe and Forge version 1.19.2

Are there any special features or mods on the server?

Yes, there are over 250 mods including weapon mods, magic mods, and mods that add bosses

Is the server optimized for multiplayer experience?

Yes, the modpack has been modified for the best possible multiplayer experience

Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

No, the server does not have any pay-to-win elements. Donations are accepted

How can I communicate with other players on the server?

You can communicate through in-game chat or Discord integration

BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

BlockyBrit, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	32	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that leave you feeling empty inside? Well, look no further because our server will have your belly bulging with laughter and excitement!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Your belly will be bulging with joy in no time!

FeudHopper Minecraft SMP

Break, Character, COMEBACK, Cycle, Drama, Entertainment, FeudHopper, gimmick, grand return, Hiatus, Minecraft, pattern, Performer, repeat, RETURN, Rivalry, short feud, showmanship, smp, Storyline, strategy, wrestling

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where drama is non-existent? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most chaotic rollercoaster ride of your Minecraft life. Our gimmick? We have a player who goes out there, starts a short feud, disappears for 6-8 months, and then makes a grand return like a phoenix rising from the ashes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant statue of themselves? Will they start a cult dedicated to potatoes? The possibilities are endless! So come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend in your own right.

BabysitCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BabysitCraft, Babysitting, beer garden, Boundaries, camping, child-free, Communication, Decision making, disagreement, drink, family dynamics, Grandparents, impolite, in-laws, inflexible, Late, Meeting, Minecraft, night out, parenting, Server, turning down

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of in-laws who always show up late and never want to leave? Do you crave a child-free evening with your spouse without any interruptions? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with passive-aggressive messages from your spouse about meeting the in-laws at a beer garden. On our server, you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any family drama getting in the way.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into changing your plans – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper.

StepDaughterCraft: NoInheritance4U

aita, anger, child support, children, Estate, eviction risk, family, Father, financial struggle, Girlfriend, gold digger, Heartless, husband, Inheritance, neglect, NoInheritance4U, Poor, RESPONSIBILITY, STEPDAUGHTER, StepDaughterCraft, stepmother, Will

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the ultimate family feud adventure!

Picture this: a widow (32F) inherits a million-dollar estate from her late husband, only to be confronted by her stepdaughter (16F) who is demanding her share of the inheritance. Will the widow share the wealth or will she stand her ground? Find out on our server!

Witness the epic battle between a heartless gold digger and a neglected stepdaughter as they fight it out for their rightful share of the inheritance. Will justice prevail or will chaos reign supreme? Join now to be a part of this wild and wacky Minecraft saga!

But wait, there’s more! Explore the luxurious estate, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even discover a secret family feud that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join now and let the drama unfold!

StilettoCraft

avant garde, cult classic, dark comedy, Edward Scissorhands, fantasy film, Gothic Aesthetic, iconic movie, johnny depp, misunderstood artist, Misunderstood protagonist, modern adaptation, Outsider, quirky character, quirky romance, social commentary, stiletto nails, StilettoCraft, suburban life, surreal storytelling, Tim Burton, unique fashion

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	8102	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own edward scissorhands inspired castle with stiletto nail decorations everywhere! imagine fighting off creepers with ur sharp nails and crafting the most fabulous armor ever seen in the minecraft universe. u can even have a pet hedgehog named Edward to keep u company while u mine for diamonds. come join us for a wild and glamorous adventure unlike any other!

CovidiotsCraft: Trump’s Liberation Fiasco

Arrests, civil disobedience, covid pandemic, COVID restrictions, CovidiotsCraft, crimes, decreased adherence, Disobedience, donald trump, Fiasco, first wave, government intervention., INCREASE, Liberation, Mi, MN, pandemic response, political controversy, public health crisis, racial disparities, Trumps, VA, Whites

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Donald Trump is the ruler and COVID restrictions are a thing of the past. Join our server for the ultimate freedom experience!

But wait, there’s more! We have crazy events like “Build a Wall Around Your Base” where you have to protect your precious loot from invaders. And don’t forget about our epic “COVID Party” where players compete to see who can throw the wildest virtual bash.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by zombie versions of the three states Trump wanted to liberate. Can you survive the madness and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride you won’t forget! Who needs boring old restrictions when you can have this much fun? Let’s get crazy, baby!