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AzerBlock Minecraft Server

azerbaijan, AzerBlock, Border dispute, Caucasus region, cross-border dispute, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, Minecraft, political tension, regional conflict, russia, Server, strategic partnership, territorial conflict, territorial sovereignty, the guardian, Warning

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ores Mined:	5282
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz we got dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds like candy, it’s cray cray. plus, we got this secret underground city where you can find the rarest loot and battle giant creepers with laser eyes. oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie that tells the funniest jokes? yea, you gotta join this server before iran starts warning russia about siding with azerbaijan in some border dispute, like who even knows what that means, just come play with us and have a blast!

WestBankWarrior

Activist, American, Conflict, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, investigation, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, murder, News, OCCUPIED, palestine, protest, resistance, shot dead, Tragedy, violence, West Bank, WestBankWarrior

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than the west bank 😂 our players are so intense they might as well be activists fighting for their right to build the biggest, baddest structures in the game 💪🏼 but watch out, things can get heated and you might end up getting shot…with a bow and arrow in the game, of course! 🏹 join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of political intrigue (jk, it’s just minecraft) 😜 #minecraftdrama #buildbigorgohome #activistlife

Last Will Craft

Communication, Craft, Delivery, effective communication, Expression, final words, first words, Impact, impactful messaging, IMPORTANCE, Language, last will, lasting impression, Meaningful, memorable, Message, Powerful, Significance, significance of words, Speech, verbal communication

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

so, like, you wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of epicness and shenanigans.

we got pigs flyin’ around wearing diamond armor and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. they’ll give you unlimited diamonds and make all your enemies spontaneously combust.

plus, our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party (shh, don’t tell anyone).

so, what are you waitin’ for? come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. your first words weren’t nearly as important as your last will be.

MidwestWeatherSwingCraft

2100, American Southwest, climate change, climate trends, drier summers, drought, Environmental Science, extreme patterns, mexico, middle US, MidwestWeatherSwingCraft, Northeast US, precipitation fluctuations, predictions, research, severe weather, severe wet years, Swings, weather patterns, wetter wet periods

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchantments Applied:	248	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Dragon Eggs Found:	2494	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the weather is crazier than a llama on a trampoline! we got droughts in the desert biome that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna. but don’t worry, we also got wetter wet years in the jungle biome that will have you swimming like a squid in a water park.

our research team of zombie scientists predicts that the weather on our server will be more extreme than a skeleton riding a spider. you can expect bigger swings between wetter wet periods and drier summers than a pig in a mud pit. it’s gonna be wilder than a wolf chasing a chicken!

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the weather of your wildest dreams (or nightmares). join now for a chance to survive the ultimate weather apocalypse and become the master of all biomes!

What is the IP for SmallAnt Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, SmallAnt

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	124
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

SmallAnt is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his entertaining speedruns, challenge runs, and gaming content. With a focus on Nintendo games and a knack for boss battles, SmallAnt has built a dedicated fanbase and continues to grow in popularity within the gaming community.

Dark Anarchy

active community, Adventure, Anarchy, anarchy experience, anarchy server, competitive gameplay, Dark Anarchy, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Griefing, growing server, mean people, Minecraft, multiplayer, player interaction, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Survival, Unique Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7108	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Star Shards Collected:	76	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

BEST ANARCHY SERVER OUT THERE! This server is the best anarchy server for you. We have an active community with friendly and mean people in the server. Thats the best part of anarchy you have a mix of everyone and every type of experience is possible. If your looking for a new and growing anarchy server this is the server for you!

DarkAnarchy.mc.gg

Twitter Whiners Minecraft Server

100m, 8 years, appeals to no one, Concord Devs, designing, heckin, Minecraft, paid, poor devs, pure garbage, Server, twitter, Waste, whiners, Whining

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Emeralds Found:	2535	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is so insanely awesome that even the poor devs who wasted 8 years and $100m+ creating garbage games would be jealous! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else – mainly because we bribed the Ender Dragon to guard our IP address. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Minecraft: Dawn Trail Adventure

Adventure, August 27th, Community, Dawn, Dawntrail General, Events, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Minecraft, mmorpg, ONLINE, Resources, RPG, September 11th, smp, Square Enix, The Rising, Trail, Updates, xivg

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7166	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have people who are literally the protectors of the realm, fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.

Our server is so epic that even the producers of Final Fantasy XIV are talking about us! That’s right, we’re basically celebrities in the gaming world. We have resources galore, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event called The Rising where you can participate in epic quests and challenges from August 27th to September 11th. It’s like a mini-game within a game, how cool is that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll become a legendary protector of the realm yourself!

PickMeNotPlsCraft

21st century, acquaintance, attitude, behaviour, berating, Cooking, cute, cutesy, derogatory, failed relationships, feminine, Girlfriend, Girly, insulting, lunches, mannerisms, outlook, Personality, pick me, PickMeNotPlsCraft, pissed off, Rude

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	782
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any pick me attitudes! If you’re cute, feminine, and love cooking for your significant other, then this is the place for you. We celebrate all things girly and cutesy, so if you’re looking for a server that appreciates your adorable mannerisms, look no further!

Join us and leave behind all the haters who can’t handle your cuteness. We don’t stand for anyone calling you a pick me, because here, you’re a queen who deserves to be treated like royalty. And if anyone dares to insult you, our community will have your back with some epic comebacks that will leave them speechless.

So come on over to our server and let your girly side shine. Who needs the negativity of the real world when you can escape to a place where being cute and feminine is celebrated? Plus, we have the best virtual lunches packed with love and care, because that’s just how we roll in this Minecraft world. Join us now and say goodbye to anyone who tries to bring you down – they’ll never get picked in our kingdom of fabulousness!

CanuckCraft SMP: Eh, Sorry, Maple Syrup, Moose

bacon, beavers, Canada, Canadian culture, Canadian people, canadian stereotypes, CanuckCraft, cold weather, Diverse, Friendly, Healthcare, Hockey, IGLOOS, Maple, maple syrup, moose, Mounties, multicultural, politeness, poutine, smp, Stereotypes, Syrup, Tim Hortons

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Runes Activated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build igloos, ride polar bears, and apologize excessively? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.

So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?