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Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Void Gems Collected:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Tired of Asian girls constantly hitting on you in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where Asian girls will leave you alone and go play with the tall, ripped white guys instead. They’ll be too busy chowing down on hamburgers, hot dogs, and pizza to bother you while you build your epic creations. Say goodbye to unwanted attention and hello to a server where you can game in peace!

TomorrowCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	189	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, participate in epic llama races across lava lakes, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted chickens for their valuable loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in the game. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Creeper Spa” where you can relax and unwind while being pampered by explosive green creatures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered mods).

TurkeyCraft: No +1s Allowed

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring Thanksgiving dinners with just your immediate family? Well, come join our Minecraft server where anything goes, including bringing your sister’s new girlfriend, Sadie, to meet the family!

We have a unique dynamic that will keep you on your toes, just like Tiffany’s relationship with Paul and Sadie. Who needs traditional values when you can have a polyamorous love triangle at the dinner table?

Don’t worry about conservative family members judging you, because on our server, we embrace all types of love. Just like how Tiffany dismissed her brother’s concerns, we dismiss any negativity and focus on the love.

So come join us for a Thanksgiving feast like no other, where drama and love collide in the most unexpected ways. Who knows, you might even find your own Sadie to spice up your virtual life!

Crumpton SMP: We modded it so hard even the creepers are questioning their existence

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2883	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Server Name	Crumpton SMP
Server Type	Modded Survival
Server Community	Active and Thriving
Modpack	Create-based with custom additions
Minecraft Version	Java

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the Crumpton SMP server, you can click on the Discord link provided above. People are rarely denied access, so feel free to join and become a part of our community.

What is the Create Mod?

The Create Mod is a major part of our modpack. It adds various features related to redstone, farming, cooking, building, weather, transportation, economy, fishing, mining, exploring, and more.

What makes Crumpton SMP unique?

Our server offers a custom modpack with exciting additions that provide a new take on the SMP format. We aim to create a lively and active community for content creation and casual play.

Is the server only for experienced modded Minecraft players?

No, the server welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you are new to modded Minecraft or an experienced player, you can join and contribute to our growing community.

Can I play on the server if I use a different Minecraft version?

The Crumpton SMP server is specifically for the Java version of Minecraft. Make sure you have the Java edition to join and participate in the modded survival gameplay.

CraftyDay Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Crops Grown:	1598
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or team up with your friends to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Dance Creeper Revolution” mini-game, where you must out-dance a group of explosive mobs to win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server’s dungeons lies a secret portal to the mythical land of Baconia, where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Will you be brave enough to venture into this pork-filled paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Game Over Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Love Letters Sent:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Crops Grown:	3107	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of staring at boring altcoin graphs all day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special altcoin graph that actually comes to life! That’s right, you can watch your investments rise and fall in real-time as you build and mine to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere in the depths, just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at your enemies. That’s right, Larry is not your average Minecraft llama – he’s a fiery force to be reckoned with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in the world of blocky building and mining. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CreeperDateDisaster

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Are you tired of getting roasted harder than a pig on a spit during a date? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing getting roasted is your enemies in PvP battles! Join us and leave those cringey date stories in the past, because here, the only thing you’ll be hearing is the sound of your victory cries as you dominate the competition. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, it’s been known to cure heartbreak and boost your confidence to superhero levels. So why waste your time on bad dates when you could be building epic structures and slaying dragons with us? Join now and let the good times roll!

DelayCraft: Where Time Waits for No Steve

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8101	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

join our epic minecraft server where time is an illusion and reality is a joke! our server is so lit, it will make your brain do a little dance!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a disco party with creepers! or building a castle only to have it turn into a giant cake!

our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your brain, with surprises at every turn! join now and experience the wackiest minecraft adventure of your life!

come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let your brain have a blast! it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget!

Nations SIMP: where we embrace our noobs and laugh at creepers! Join us now on version 1.21+

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Nations SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name:	Nations SMP Earth Server
Server IP:	147.185.221.20:36863
Dynmap:	http://147.185.221.20:48696/
Discord Server:	https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
What kind of server is Nations SMP?	Nations SMP is a Minecraft Earth Server where players can form nations and explore a large map.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 147.185.221.20:36863
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, please join the Discord server and read the #info channel for detailed rules.
Can I communicate through Discord and Minecraft on this server?	Yes, DiscordSRV plugin allows players to communicate through both platforms.
Is there a border in the map?	Yes, there is a 49152×49152 border surrounding the earth map for players to explore.

DemonicJew Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	57	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a demonic-looking jew cutting off a fat guy’s nose… in Minecraft! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so insane, you never know what kind of wacky antics you’ll come across. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a flying pig, mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe, and even have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!