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  • Under Construction Minecraft Server

    Under Construction Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (we said no because he’s a total party pooper).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can bust a move with skeletons and zombies who have killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep doing the Macarena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, not literally…we hope). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCraze – Creative Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Creative Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like /lig/ for indie vtubers, except instead of discussing streamers, we discuss the best way to build a dirt house in the game.

    Join us if you’re tired of mainstream servers and want to be part of the VIP group of Minecraft players. We only accept players with at least 500 dirt blocks mined, so you know you’re in good company.

    And don’t worry about shilling your 499 dirt block oshi, as long as you’re a Minecraft partner (or the equivalent in numbers), you’re welcome to join the fun.

    Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon has to wait in line to get in. So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us for some blocky adventures that will make even Herobrine jealous.

    Previous players have built epic structures like a dirt tower to the sky and a dirt rollercoaster that will make you scream louder than a ghast. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s mine and craft our way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

    CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a Choose Your Own Adventure book on steroids.

    In this server, you’ll find CYOAs that are so mind-bendingly awesome, they couldn’t even be contained in /tg/’s /cyoag. We’re talking about CYOAs that will make you question reality, challenge your creativity, and maybe even make you question your life choices.

    But that’s not all! Our archives are filled with both SFW and NSFW CYOAs, so you never know what you’re going to stumble upon. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you find mind-blowing interactive experiences.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and make life-altering decisions all in one place? It’s like living in a fantasy world, but with creepers and diamond swords.

    Don’t wait, jump in and start your adventure in our Switcheroos Edition Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ””/Minecraft SMP/ – cute boy general””

    ””/Minecraft SMP/ – cute boy general””

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server for Twinks, Traps, Femboys, Cross-Dressers, Cuteboys, and Gays! Our server is so pro that even the creepers will be serving you tea instead of exploding in your face.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly armor, and the occasional drag queen Ender Dragon. Our community is all about discussing cute things, lewd things, self-care, and of course, how to become even cuter!

    Post pics of yourself in your favorite cross-dressing outfit or show off your fully clothed or nude skin – we don’t judge, we just slay. And if you don’t want to stay lonely forever, be sure to put yourself on our tagmap so you can find your Minecraft soulmate.

    But remember, we don’t tolerate any baitposting here. If someone tries to rain on our fabulous parade, just sashay away and keep on building your dream castle. So grab your pickaxe, slip into your most glamorous diamond armor, and join us on the most iconic Minecraft SMP server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DINAMO HAJDUK Minecraft SMP Match Thread

    DINAMO HAJDUK Minecraft SMP Match Thread

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Picture this: a land where pigs ride on top of creepers, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the only way to communicate is through interpretive dance. Sound ridiculous? That’s because it is! But that’s what makes our server so special.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Loli Juice Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is a giant blender filled with loli juice – jump in and see if you can survive the ultimate smoothie challenge!

    2. Our PvP arena is a giant bubble tea cup, where players battle it out with tapioca balls and oversized straws. The winner gets to sip on the sweet taste of victory (and maybe some loli juice too)!

    3. We have a secret underground loli garden where players can harvest magical fruits and vegetables that give them special powers – like the ability to turn into a giant marshmallow or shoot rainbow lasers from their eyes.

    4. Our staff team consists of highly trained llamas who are experts in server moderation and can ban griefers with a single spit. Don’t mess with the llamas!

    5. Rumor has it that deep within the mines of Loli Juice Edition lies a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and the rarest resource of all – unicorn poop. Will you be the one to uncover its glittery secrets?

    So come on down to Loli Juice Edition and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a straw) – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cel Thread Minecraft SMP

    Cel Thread Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious mishaps.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a pack of rabid chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the neighborhood! And that’s just the beginning of the wackiness you’ll encounter on our server.

    Once, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake, and now they have to fend off hungry mobs trying to take a bite out of their walls. Another time, a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have the mountain come to life and start breakdancing with them.

    But the best part? Our server has a secret underground disco club where players can let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for the creeper DJ – he’s been known to drop some explosive beats.

    So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything – and we mean anything – to happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Eternal Trap Femboy Minecraft Server

    Eternal Trap Femboy Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most fabulous and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a never-ending trap/femboy/twink thread come to life, where you’ll never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next.

    Join us if you want to experience a world where the pigs wear lipstick, the creepers have fabulous hairdos, and the zombies are all secretly aspiring drag queens. Our server is a place where you can let your inner diva shine and build the most glamorous pixelated creations imaginable.

    But beware, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Saturday night, and only the bravest and most stylish players are invited.

    So come on, darling, join our Minecraft server and let your fabulousness run wild. Who knows, you may even become the reigning queen of the block!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Brown Muslims Minecraft SMP Jannies

    Brown Muslims Minecraft SMP Jannies

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with jannies who are actually brown muslims, trannies jerking off, and so much more! Who needs regular old Minecraft gameplay when you can have all this chaos and hilarity instead? Join now for a server experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Candy SMP G Thread

    Candy SMP G Thread

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Candise G Thread Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

    Our server is home to the legendary Candy Cane Kingdom, where players can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds. But beware, the evil Llama Mafia is always plotting to steal your emeralds and turn you into a llama yourself!

    If you’re looking for a challenge, try to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Or test your luck in the Nether, where the lava is actually made of hot sauce and the zombie pigmen throw dance parties.

    But don’t worry, our friendly community is always here to help you out, whether you need someone to build a giant statue of your pet rock or just want to prank your friends with a house full of exploding chickens.

    So come join the Candise G Thread Minecraft SMP and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP