Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!
Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.
But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Atlus, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for an entire castle made of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to wish for structural integrity.
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of deranged llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to challenge their dominance? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Just be sure to bring some extra pairs of pants, because things are about to get crazy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?
So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!
Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.
But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.
So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!
But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!
Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.
So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!
1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.
2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.
3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!
1. Our server is so hot, it’s like the Nether on a summer day. Get ready to spice up your Minecraft experience with some steamy roleplay scenarios that will make your diamond armor blush.
2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can explore their wildest fantasies. From pixelated pillow fights to scandalous skin-on-skin combat, anything goes in our server.
3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular on our server, looking for some pixelated love and adventure. Will you be the one to tame this mysterious creature?
4. Our server has a thriving economy based on trading in… unconventional goods. From enchanted bed sheets to potions of passion, you never know what you might find in our virtual marketplace.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and get ready for a wild ride down Route 66. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – things are about to get weird in the best possible way.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness
MortomRP is a multiplayer RPG hosted on the server CubedCraft. It has a custom story and custom boss fights. I hope you all enjoy! Cya on the server!
mortomrp.playerservers.com
1.9 thru 1.16.2 Fly Enabled Server, Silk Spawners and more. Little Harder here than most servers. New server so lots of open land. Player shops, Public Mine. New players get a nice pick for mining with /kits enchanted. Claim your pick today Limited Time.
45.35.210.2:25576
Welcome to Altered Vanilla – your gateway to a reimagined Minecraft experience that retains the pure essence of survival gameplay while introducing subtle enhancements to enrich your adventures. This isn’t just another run-of-the-mill server; it’s a canvas for your creativity, a battleground for your bravest conquests, and a community of fellow enthusiasts ready to embark on a journey of epic proportions.
As you set your first block into the vast wilderness of Altered Vanilla, you join a tale that’s constantly unfolding, one that’s crafted by your actions, your builds, and your stories. With a world that’s fresh, untamed, and teeming with possibilities, Altered Vanilla is a place where the simple joy of vanilla gameplay is celebrated and elevated through a tight-knit community and thoughtful additions that respect the core Minecraft experience.
🌟 Why Altered Vanilla?
A Fresh Start: Every tree you grow, every home you build, and every mine you delve into is part of a world that’s as new as your ambitions. Start on equal footing in a realm where your efforts shape the landscape and lore.Enhanced but Untouched: Enjoy vanilla gameplay with subtle quality-of-life improvements that streamline your play without altering the game’s fundamental mechanics. Experience Minecraft the way it’s meant to be, with just the right touch of convenience.Community at Heart: Altered Vanilla thrives on its community. Forge alliances, tackle challenges together, and create stories that will be told for ages. Participate in community events, share your builds, and immerse yourself in a server where every player matters.Fair Play for All: With a focus on survival, creativity, and fair play, Altered Vanilla offers a level playing field free from pay-to-win mechanics. Your success is determined by your skill, ingenuity, and dedication.Dedicated Team: Our staff are passionate about maintaining a balanced, respectful, and engaging environment. With active moderation and support, we’re here to ensure your experience is nothing short of extraordinary.
🛠️ Features
Community Builds: Participate in creating something monumental, from colossal statues to sprawling cities.Minimalistic Enhancements: Enjoy handpicked plugins and features that complement rather than complicate your gameplay.
💬 Join the Adventure
Every legend has a beginning, and Altered Vanilla is the perfect prologue to yours. Whether you’re a builder, a warrior, a miner, or an explorer, there’s a place for you here. So why wait? The sun is rising on a new day in Altered Vanilla, and the adventure of a lifetime awaits.
🌐 Connect now at: play.alteredvanilla.com
Join our Discord to become part of the community: discord.gg/alteredvanilla
Let’s make history together on Altered Vanilla – where your Minecraft dreams don’t just live; they thrive. Welcome home, adventurer.
play.alteredvanilla.com
Potato Verse is a hardcore classic survival server with one rule. Do not cheat. Anything else goes on Potato Verse.
Have fun!
potatover.se
Runs latest version of Minecraft
Worst server on the planet
Vanilla server software Default world settings IP = mcpc22.ddns.net
mcpc22.ddns.net
play.slimenetwork.xyz
NamaiCraft presents: Vanilla 1.13.1 [Spigot]
IP: play.namaicraft.com:49464 Discord: https://discord.gg/tpXuNDS Website: www.namaicraft.com
Server Features: – Map 100% 1.13 Generation. – Veinminer – City – Shops – Ranks – RTP – Land Protection – Mining World – mcMMO – And more…
ATTENTION: The server is whitelisted (application on the menu of our website). Join us today !!!
play.namaicraft.com:49464
Retriox is a server 4+ years in the makng, we offer Towny, a player based market, a swampcore challenge map, and a few minigames. We hope you will join us soon!
play.retriox.net:25599
Welcome to Golden Romania! This is a new server, currently under maintenance!
93.119.104.219:25570
The Brotherhood server is a new Minecraft server trying to provide players with a premiere faction raiding experience! Join our server and help establish a new gaming community today Our Server has: Factions, PVP, Raiding, Economy, Arenas and much more!
68.232.169.55:10070