Thot Shit Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TartanStripedCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3721
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

WeatherWizards Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your life!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. Can you out-dance the legendary ghostly figure?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant disco ball, and players must boogie their way to victory to earn exclusive rewards. It’s like a rave, but with pixelated blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

ScoredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of dirt block? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave guarded by a friendly dragon named Fluffy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land giving out enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor to lucky players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the world, Mount TNT, where every step could lead to explosive surprises!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

SisBdayGiftDrama

birthday gift, family communication, family conflict, family disappointment, family dynamics, family expectations, family forgiveness, Family Values, favoritism, sibling betrayal, sibling bullying, sibling conflict, sibling discipline, sibling jealousy, sibling loyalty., sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, Siblings, SisBdayGiftDrama

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Crops Grown:	5491
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate drama and chaos that comes with having two younger sisters like Ava and Rhea.

Ava, the master prankster, will keep you on your toes with her devious tricks and schemes. From hiding your precious items to sabotaging your builds, she’s always up to something mischievous. But don’t worry, Rhea is there to balance things out with her sweet and caring nature.

Watch out for Ava’s epic trolling skills, like the time she deleted an entire finished essay just for fun. And let’s not forget the time she spilled water all over someone’s assignment sheet – classic Ava move!

But the real kicker? Ava outing Rhea as a lesbian before she was ready to come out. Talk about sibling betrayal! Can you navigate the drama and chaos of this dysfunctional family dynamic?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Will you choose to forgive and forget like the parents expect, or will you hold a grudge like our protagonist? The choice is yours, but remember – in this world, anything can happen!

UnforgivableMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid committing the unforgivable crime of not having enough fun! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will go down in Minecraft history!

Block off, crafty!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect alternative to telling everyone to “fuck off”!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. Build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool and defend it from hordes of angry llamas armed with rocket launchers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing cows at will.

So why settle for just telling someone to “fuck off” when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

DuterteCraft Minecraft Server

DuterteCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
New Chunks Explored:	391485	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can build ur own cronies and steer government contracts like Duterte 😂 join now for the chance to become the most corrupt player in the game! steal all the diamonds and rule the server like a true dictator 🤑 who needs democracy when u can have absolute power in minecraft? come join us and make shady deals with other players, just like in real life 😜 hurry before the FBI shuts us down!

OrbansBlockPartyMC

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE CANCEL VISITS BY GERMAN FMS AND CRITICIZE ORBAN’S MOSCOW VISITS. WHY? BECAUSE WE’RE TOO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING DRAGONS TO WORRY ABOUT POLITICS. PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES IN TOWN. SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN!

FlashCraft: Life in Pixels

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Yo, imagine if your whole life was just one big Minecraft game. Like, you’re mining diamonds, fighting creepers, and building epic castles all day long. That’s basically what this server is all about.

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life. We’ve got dragons to slay, treasure to find, and secret dungeons to explore. Plus, our community is lit AF – you’ll make friends for life (or at least until the next server reset).

But beware, this server is so addictive that you might start seeing Minecraft blocks in real life. You’ll be walking down the street and suddenly think, “Hmm, that building would look better with some redstone torches.”

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual one filled with endless possibilities? Let’s mine, build, and conquer together. See you in the game, blockheads!

NarcissistCraft: Bully Edition

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got the craziest, most epic battles you’ll ever see in minecraft history. like, seriously, we got players pulling off insane stunts and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever laid eyes on.

and get this, we got this one player who’s like the king of the server, but he’s actually a total sweetheart. he’ll help you out with anything you need, whether it’s finding diamonds or fighting off creepers. he’s like the guardian angel of the server, but with a diamond sword instead of wings.

oh, and did i mention we have secret treasure hunts every week? yeah, we hide chests filled with rare items all over the map and it’s up to you to find them. it’s like a real-life (well, minecraft-life) treasure hunt, but way more fun.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the most epic, crazy, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have cookies. like, actual cookies. so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun!