With numbers like these, Israel could probably clear out the 3rd worlds in a decade – that’s how intense our server is! So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where anything can happen and you’ll never know what to expect next. Just be prepared for some serious LOLs and unforgettable moments!
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Hershal’s Minecraft Server – D-ACK!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will have you saying “WHAT HERSHAL GONNA D-ACK!” We’ve got so much chaos and craziness that even the most cucked whites will be shocked. Brown people around the world won’t know what hit them when they see the epic battles and insane events happening on our server. -
ZoomerCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel short at a mere 160cm! Join us and you’ll be towering over all the Zoomers who are a whopping 2 meters tall – talk about a height advantage in PvP battles!But that’s not all, on our server, we have a secret underground village where the villagers have evolved to have superpowers. Want to trade with a villager who can fly? Or maybe one who shoots lasers from their eyes? You never know what you’ll find in our wacky world.
And if you’re feeling brave, take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet. We promise it’s totally possible and not at all a suicide mission.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your height)!
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Thirdie Things MC
Looking for a Minecraft server that has it all? Well look no further because our server has everything from family-friendly fun to insane community events!Join us and become part of our rich history filled with epic battles, legendary builds, and even a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds!
Our culture is one of pure chaos and creativity, where honor is earned by surviving the longest in our hardcore survival challenges and chastity is upheld by our strict “no dating in Minecraft” rule.
But don’t worry, we also offer education in the form of redstone tutorials and working farms to keep your virtual belly full.
Our server is steeped in ancient traditions like the annual llama parade and the sacred ritual of sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck.
We even have our own religion dedicated to worshiping the mighty Creeper and our nationalism is so strong that we’ve built a giant pixel art flag of our server’s logo.
So come join us and explore the depths of our philosophy on block placement and the meaning of life in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t find another server like ours anywhere else!
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CryptoCraft: Where mining for diamonds is more valuable than Bitcoin! Join the fun now!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaotic energy of the crypto world and bring it into the blocky realm of Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the world of crypto itself.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy based entirely on imaginary currencies that fluctuate in value faster than you can say “blockchain”. Trade your diamonds for Dogecoin, or exchange your emeralds for Ethereum – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we also have a community of players from all corners of the globe, each bringing their own unique scams and schemes to the table. Forget about building elaborate castles or redstone contraptions – on our server, the real challenge is outsmarting your fellow players and avoiding getting duped in the process.
So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning the very nature of reality. Who needs valuable products and worthwhile innovations when you can have a good old-fashioned scamfest instead? See you in the game, and remember – hodl your blocks!
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Pixel Poo Paradise: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Adventure!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is like a third world shithole, but with a twist – you get to build your own hovel out of pixelated blocks!Join us for the ultimate survival challenge where you’ll have to fend off creepers, zombies, and the occasional angry llama. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about running water or electricity bills!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Who needs riches when you can have a pack of bloodthirsty canines as your loyal companions?
So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual third world shithole without any of the actual consequences. Who needs real life when you can have Minecraft, am I right?
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SweatshopCraft: Where Bald and Bankrupt would rather be exploring!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Bald and Bankrupt’s adventures? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a journey that’s crazier than a sweat shop love story.Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.
But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!
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PooCraft: Where Indians finally learn to build running water in Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!Join us and experience the madness of an Indian village with a single running faucet. But be warned, using water is strictly prohibited because we need to save it for the villagers! And don’t forget about those starving African children – every time you mine for diamonds, a child in Africa gets a sandwich. It’s like a virtual charity event, but with creepers and zombies!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered why third world countries can’t just build their own infrastructure? Join our server and witness firsthand how a group of men in the woods can outsmart Indian and African villagers in the race to create the most advanced civilization. It’s like a real-life game of Civilization, but with more explosions and less diplomacy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace while battling it out with a horde of angry villagers. See you in the game!
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Apartheid Rapes Forgotten – Modern Minecraft
join our minecraft server for a wild ride through time and space! we have secret portals that will take you back to the apartheid era where you can experience the thrill of dodging agents of the state while also building your dream castle.our players have reported experiencing a collective unremembering of their real lives while on the server, making it the perfect escape from reality. plus, our community is so tight-knit that you’ll feel like you’re part of a cult (in a good way, we promise).
come join us for a truly unique and outrageous minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. just watch out for those pesky agents of the state – they’re always trying to ruin our fun!