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SkywalkerScreamCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ores Mined:	6659
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Emeralds Found:	2812
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Votes:	3332	Secret Passages Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	39

So, like, imagine if Luke Skywalker was playing on our server when he lost his hand. He would scream so loud that the whole galaxy would hear it. That’s the kind of epicness you can expect on our server. Join us and experience the thrill of losing your hand in Minecraft, but, like, in a fun way. Plus, our community is full of jedis and siths who will make your gaming experience out of this world. So, like, why wait? Join now and may the blocks be with you!

ProstatePotion: The Cure for Dementia!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8870
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can cure your enlarged prostate AND prevent you from getting dementia with Lewy bodies! our drugs have special side effects that target all kinds of brain problems, so you’ll never have to worry about forgetting where you put your diamonds again. join us now and let the healing power of minecraft drugs save your brain from all the bad stuff!

Biden’s Big Oil Pharma Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where Joe Biden’s conflicts of interest are 40% big oil/pharma and 60% big tranny, while Trump’s are 60% big oil/pharma and 40% big tranny.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging corrupt politicians and giant pharmaceutical companies? Explore our world filled with crazy conspiracies and hilarious hijinks.

Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind these outrageous conflicts of interest and maybe even become the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy theorist. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Potions Brewed:	77
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Crops Grown:	2167
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	7679	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the president himself would be shaking in his boots. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between creepers and zombies, with a side of political drama.

We’ve got players who claim they can build a cathedral taller than the Eiffel Tower, and others who swear they’ve found the secret to turning diamonds into real-life money. Who needs a theocracy when you can have a Minecraft monarchy ruled by a pig wearing a crown?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even run into a player who swears they’ve seen Herobrine in the flesh. It’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire server with TNT (again).

StankCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2071
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the aroma of rotten eggs is considered the sweet scent of victory! Our world is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the stench around you. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of chocolate, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself! So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wonderful, come join us and discover a whole new world of fun!

GrumpyCraft – Age Edition

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2047
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Emeralds Found:	6661
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with boring responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and let your imagination run wild. Build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, create a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even tame a pet zombie pigman to do your bidding.

Forget about bills, deadlines, and all the other stresses of adulthood. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant statue of a chicken or a giant statue of a potato.

So come join us and let your inner child roam free in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to grow up again!

PlasticCraft: The End is Near

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	439
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Animals Bred:	88
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Yo, you ever think about how plastic could be the ultimate villain in our lives? Like, imagine a world where plastic takes over and we all become slaves to the plastic overlords. But fear not, brave soul, for there is a way to fight back against the plastic apocalypse! Join our Minecraft server and help us battle against the evil plastic monsters that threaten to destroy us all.

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to collect rare resources and craft powerful weapons to defeat the plastic menace. Build fortresses made entirely out of recycled materials and show those plastic baddies who’s boss. Plus, you’ll meet other players who share your passion for saving the planet from plastic doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a hero in the fight against plastic tyranny! Together, we can save the world, one block at a time.

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8960	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe and ride a pig into battle like a true warrior!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! We have in-game events that will make you question reality, like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win a real-life Ender Dragon egg (Disclaimer: Ender Dragon may or may not hatch and destroy your house).

Don’t miss out on the fun and adventure, join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers and never dig straight down (unless you’re feeling brave)!

F-ListCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Votes:	425
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Animals Bred:	148
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the term “building relationships” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

Our server is like no other, with a webchat for textual roleplaying that will have you crafting steamy stories with like-minded players in no time. Need a break from mining and crafting? Hop into our group forums to discuss all things naughty and nice.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Eye of Gyatthulu, a mythical creature that roams the lands in search of roleplayers brave enough to take on its challenges. Will you be the one to tame this beast and claim its treasures?

So grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on a journey through a world of fantasy, fun, and F-list shenanigans. Who knows what adventures await you in our pixelated paradise?

BrattyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	4199
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any family drama like this poor player! Join us and escape the real world craziness with some blocky fun.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No postpartum-induced rants from your sister, guaranteed! 2. Free rent and car payments from a virtual mom who actually cares about you. 3. No more choosing between graduation and a baby delivery room – you can do both on our server!

So come on over and build your way to a drama-free life in our Minecraft world. Who needs real family when you have a virtual one waiting for you?