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Hyperfy SMP

balance, Bases, Cross-Play, discord community, Economy, Friends, hang out, Hyperfy, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, socializing, Survival, Towny, unwind, Vanilla, vanilla-like

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Hyperfy SMP is the ideal Minecraft SMP server to meet new friends, build bases, and unwind. This vanilla-like survival server has land claims and McMMO features. It also comes with a very friendly Discord community. Discover the perfect balance of survival and socializing by coming and hanging out on the Hyperfy SMP server!

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Chaos SMP: Where every block you touch will probably explode. Not to mention the sheep.

Asia, bedrock, begging, BLOCK, Chaos, Community, Discord, Disrespect, Experience, explode, Fun, gameplay, Hacks, Hosting, Join, mention, multiplayer, Players, Raid, rules, Server, Sheep, smp, Survival, Touch, Toxicity

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5447	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Serenity SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Compatible Platforms	Bedrock (Good ping from Asia)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Serenity SMP?	Serenity SMP is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server specifically made for Bedrock players with good ping from Asia.
What are the rules before joining the server?	– No toxicity – No disrespecting others – No hacks – No begging
Is claim command available on the server?	No, claim commands are intentionally not available on Serenity SMP. Players need to be cautious about potential raids.
How can I join the server?	If you are interested in joining Serenity SMP, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/5DuJ2hruxw

DungeonMaster Minecraft Server

Adventure, all masks, beaten dungeons, Challenges, collected stray fairy, completionist, dungeonmaster, Dungeons, FAGGOT, final battle, final time loop, Gaming, hug from Cremia, Majora, majora’s mask, Masks, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, side quests, solving problems, strategy, video games

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Once you have beaten all four dungeons, collected every stray fairy, and have all the masks, you will enter the ultimate time loop challenge!

Do you skip all three days straight to Majora like a faggot or do you run around solving all the problems you possibly could before the final battle like a real man and get a hug from Cremia before your final battle? The choice is yours, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

HangryCraft

Argument, brown rice, busy schedule, car accident, Communication, Cooking, exhaustion, favorite dish, Frustration, HangryCraft, homemade meal, inconsiderate, katsu, Katsu sauce, long hours, Miscommunication., partner, Petty, residency, tired, work-life balance

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	227
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	1334	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Take a break from the hospital shifts and car accidents, and let your creativity run wild in our pixelated paradise.

Plus, we promise that no one will ever forget to cook your favorite dish here! Our virtual chefs are always ready to whip up a delicious meal for you, no matter what distractions may come their way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind – because who needs drama when you have endless possibilities at your fingertips?

UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

bad habit, detrimental habits, harmful habits, negative habits, poor habits, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-destructive tendencies, self-sabotage, smp, unhealthy addiction, unhealthy behaviors, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits to break, unhealthy habits to change, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy patterns, unhealthy routine, unhealthy vices, UnhealthyHabitMC

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Potions Brewed:	38	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Forget about unhealthy habits like staying up too late or eating too much junk food – on our server, the only unhealthy habit you’ll have is laughing too hard at all the ridiculous pranks and antics that go on. From giant chicken armies to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself addicted to the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Let the madness begin!

MineCraftyTunes

mainstream music, MineCraftyTunes, Music (Industry), music artists, music critics, music culture, music debate, music fans, music industry analysis, music industry controversy, music industry critique, music industry debate, music industry discussion, music industry opinions, music industry trends, music opinions, music trends, overrated band, overrated singer, popular music

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	217
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a concert with the most overrated singer and band ever! Join us and experience the thrill of listening to off-key performances and cringeworthy lyrics that will make you question your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have the chance to battle it out in a sing-off competition against a group of tone-deaf zombies. So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your ears assaulted in the best way possible!

MissileSubMadness

Conflict, Defense, deployment, foreign policy, Geopolitics, guided missile submarine, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military presence, MissileSubMadness, Nuclear Threat, SECURITY, strategic move, submarine deployment, Tension, US, us navy

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta come to our server! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

so, one time, our server was under attack by a giant mutant creeper that was shooting lasers out of its eyes. but don’t worry, our players banded together and defeated it with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. it was epic, bro.

and get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. yeah, you heard me right. rainbow lasers. it’s like a disco party in the sky, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. peace out, gamers!

ADHD BifidoCraft: Double-Blind Fun!

add-on, adhd, Attention-Deficit, Behavioral Disorders, Bifidobacterium Bifidum, BifidoCraft, children, clinical trial, Double-Blind, DoubleBlind, Fun, gut health, Hyperactivity Disorder, intervention, mental health, neurodevelopmental, Nutritional Supplement, pediatric, Placebo-Controlled, probiotic, randomized, research study, Supplement

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have Bifidobacterium Bifidum Supplement for all players with ADHD like symptoms! 12 weeks of intense gaming will have you feeling like a whole new person, thanks to our double-blind, placebo-controlled clinical trial! Watch as your attention span improves and your hyperactivity decreases as you battle creepers and mine for diamonds. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to level up your gaming skills and your mental health at the same time. Join now for a chance to win a free supply of Bifidobacterium Bifidum Supplement for all your virtual adventures!

In the morning

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Rytale Network

Welcome to Rytale! Rytale is a fun server running on the latest version of Minecraft. We currently feature a Towny server with plans to release future servers to the network!

The Towny server offers a variety of plugins, such as jobs, auctions, player warps, MCMMO, cosmetics, and more! We strive to enchance the player experience, while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots.

Hope to see soon!

IP: play.rytale.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord: https://discord.rytale.net/ Website: https://rytale.net/ Store: https://store.rytale.net/ Rules: https://rules.rytale.net/

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