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HeroCraft

best minecraft server, Call your friends, DOMINATE, herocraft, meet us, minecraft server, Minigames, Ranking, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crops Grown:	5391
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Minecraft server focused on survival, with minigames and ranking, best minecraft server, come meet us, call your friends and dominate the server

mc.herocraftnetwork.com:25503

BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

Bennett, BlockyCraft, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, genshin impact general, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kinich, Minecraft, MODERN, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Egg Adventures, Server, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, Web Event, Xinyan

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magic Items Found:	6011	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret quests and hidden treasures that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

2. The mobs on our server are not your average zombies and skeletons. We have pink fluffy creepers that explode in a cloud of glitter and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. It’s a colorful and magical world out there.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Our server has a special dragon breeding program where you can hatch your very own fire-breathing companion. Just be careful not to burn down your house in the process.

4. Our community is like no other. We have regular events like llama races, underwater building competitions, and even a weekly dance-off at the town square. You’ll never be bored with us around.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hand Egg Regular Minecraft SMP Season

2km, Average, burn calories, Championship, Egg, games, Hand, hand egg, Hospitals, jannies, leisure activity, Minecraft, multiple opportunities, NFL player, PLAYOFFS, regular, regular season, rest opportunities, runs, SCHOOLs, scrubbing floors, Season, smp, TEAM, wide receiver, WIN

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	9838	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate challenge! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re playing in the hand egg championship playoffs every day. Our players run an average of 2km per game, but don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to rest…just like a hand egg wide receiver!

Forget scrubbing floors in schools and hospitals, come burn calories with us in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NFL when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

BroHouseDramaCraft

affordable, BroHouseDramaCraft, brother’s feelings, budget constraints, call the shots, Communication, Decision making, down payment, finances, financial responsibility, higher degree, home purchase, house purchase, housing decisions, living together, renting history, shared living arrangements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, splitting bills, Zillow listing

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	131
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers where you have to follow the rules and listen to everyone’s feedback? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like this player who moved in with their brother and now they’re fighting over a house purchase. Can you imagine fighting over a Minecraft house with your sibling? That’s the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

Forget about boring old rules and regulations, on our server, anything goes! Build the house of your dreams, team up with friends to take on epic quests, and maybe even start a feud with your own brother over a virtual property. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual house-buying feud of your own!

PentagonStockpileCraft

defense budget, defense funding, defense stockpiles, defense stockpiles concerns, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid cuts, military aid packages, military aid reduction, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Pentagon stockpiles, Pentagon supplies, PentagonStockpileCraft, security assistance, Ukraine, us foreign policy, us military aid, US military assistance, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mines Excavated:	1881	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Towns Built:	9

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Brain Reset Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, discovery, hippocampus, Memory, memory consolidation, memory overload, Mice, Minecraft, neural pathways, neural silence, neurons, neuroscience, new learning, researchers, Reset, scientists, Server, sleep research, sleep reset mechanism

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	71	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Animals Bred:	167	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6990

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE HAVE A SLEEP “RESET” MECHANISM JUST LIKE IN THAT FANCY SCIENTIST THINGY!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET HOW TO MAKE A DOOR. NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL RESET YOUR BRAIN CELLS SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT DOOR ALL OVER AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS (OR WAS IT HIPPOCAMPUS?) THAT WILL HELP YOUR MEMORY RESET AND GET READY FOR NEW ADVENTURES. WHO KNEW HIPPOS WERE SO SMART?

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN CELLS PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!

TacoShackSMP

Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, mod, MONEY, player-controlled economy, PvP, Server, Survival, TacoShackSMP, Voice Chat Support, weekly events

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

A Minecraft Server With A Fully Player Controlled Economy, We Run Weekly Events On Saturdays Where You Can Earn Money, Cosmetics, And More! This Server Is Mostly Survival But It Will Be Fun With Simple Voice Chat Support As Long As You And Your Friends Have The Mod It Will Work!

51.81.167.58:25594

Passion Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, break free, chains, Conquer, Craft, determination, inner strength, Liberation, Mantra, Minecraft, motivation, Overcome, Passion, Peace, personal growth, philosophy, power, self improvement, Server, sith code, Star Wars, strength, Victory

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Animals Bred:	40	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and a little bit of madness? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and unleash your inner passion as you battle your way to victory. Gain strength by conquering epic challenges, and watch as your power grows with each block you mine. Break free from the chains of boring gameplay and experience the thrill of our server like never before.

But be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline rush of our crazy adventures and wild events. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Absolutely, Advocates, And, avocado cheerleaders, behaviour, Biz, Board, bouys, chainshit, chainshit cult, Collapses, Cult, cult like, Destroyed, DRIVE, lashing out, Lets, Minecraft, Over.., real-time, scam, SCAMMERS, smp, twitter

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Items Found:	5812	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

EmbraceTheCringe – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, EmbraceTheCringe, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertion, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, shame, smp, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Items Found:	1190	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being unapologetically weird is not just accepted, it’s encouraged! Have you ever been shamed for your love of building giant statues of llamas or creating a house entirely made out of cake? Well, here, we celebrate your unique quirks and embrace the madness.

Join us on this wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. From epic battles with flying pigs to underground dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re tired of conforming to society’s boring standards and want to let your freak flag fly, come join us and be a part of our eccentric community. Who knows, you might just find your tribe of fellow weirdos who will appreciate you for the glorious oddball that you are.