BottomDollarMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Void Armor Forged:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. One time, the admins decided to sell the bottom of the world to a group of evil villagers. Now, every time you dig down, you might just run into a group of angry villagers demanding rent for their underground property. It’s a wild ride, folks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon-eating, diamond-dropping flying pigs. Where else are you going to find that kind of entertainment?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh (or cry, depending on how you look at it). From TNT traps to fake treasure hunts, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, watch your back and never trust a pig with wings.

SecretBlockParty

Behind closed doors actions, Clandestine practices, Closeted actions, Concealed behaviors, covert activities, Discreet actions, embarrassing behaviors, forbidden actions, guilty pleasures, hidden vices, Hush-hush activities, Private indulgences, secret habits, SecretBlockParty, Shameful deeds, social taboos, Surreptitious behaviors, unacknowledged behaviors, undercover behaviors, Underground habits, Unspoken actions

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	290
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is filled with secret underground societies where players engage in hilarious and outrageous activities that they would never admit to doing in real life. From building giant statues of themselves to staging elaborate pranks on unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the virtual world that will make you the richest player in the game. So come join us and uncover the craziest secrets that Minecraft has to offer!

KoalaCraft Minecraft Server

antisemitic, arson, Australia, Australian, childcare center, children, Community, crime, criminal act, discrimination, education, Graffiti, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Jewish community, KoalaCraft, Minecraft, Safety, Server, torched, Vandalism, vandalized

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3820	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Votes:	7307
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we burn down childcare centers and spray paint weird stuff on the walls! we got all the chaos and mayhem you could ever want in a blocky world. join us if you want to be part of the most insane and outrageous community out there. who needs rules and order when you can have pure anarchy and destruction? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s set the world on fire together!

CraftyComrades: XiPutinLoveTriangle

anxiety, bilateral relations, China, cooperation, CraftyComrades, deepening ties, Diplomacy, foreign policy, G20 Summit, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, putin, russia, strategic partnership, summit, Superpowers, trump, united states, world leaders, xi, XiPutinLoveTriangle

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	New Chunks Explored:	898063

come join our epic minecraft server where xi and putin are besties and trump’s return is causing chaos and anxiety! we got crazy alliances, intense battles, and a whole lot of drama! build your own empire, make new friends, and maybe even start a world war or two! with non-stop action and unpredictable twists, you’ll never want to leave this wild and wacky server! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

Stone Age Empire: Tetrarchy Quest

age, ancient history, Ancient relics, ancient rome, archaeological discovery, Archaeological excavation, archaeologists, Boundary Stone, cultural heritage, DISCOVER, Empire, historical find, historical preservation, Quest, rare, Roman Antiquities, Roman Archaeology, roman artifacts, Roman civilization, roman emperor, roman empire, Roman Ruins, STONE, tetrarchy, Tetrarchy Period

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	316009	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join our server cuz we got some crazy shiz goin on. like, did u know we found a rare boundary stone from the tetrarchy period of the roman empire? yea, we got archaeologists diggin up all sorts of ancient artifacts while u build ur epic castle. u can even trade with the romans for some sick loot. so come join us and be a part of history, or at least pretend to be while u mine for diamonds. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

🕰️ BetaCraft

Active, Beta, betacraft, Builders, Claiming Land, Community, Essentials, Freebuild, Gaming, launcher, minecart mania, Minecraft, multiplayer, No map resets, oldest, ONLINE, Server, smp, Transportation, Vanilla, world

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Betacraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Type	Minecraft Beta 1.7.3
Founded	May 2013
Custom Features	Claiming Land Silk-Touch with Golden Tools Essentials (e.g. /tpa, /home, /warp) Minecart Mania (up to 500% faster minecarts)
Server Address (IP)	betacraft.uk

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You need to own the game to join, or ask to be whitelisted on the Discord server.

Q: How long has the server world been live?

A: The current server world has been live for 3 years and will stay forever.

Q: Are there any custom features on the server?

A: Yes, some custom features include claiming land, silk-touch with golden tools, Essentials commands, and Minecart Mania for faster transportation.

Q: Can I get a better experience with a launcher?

A: Yes, you can get the launcher from the provided link for a better experience.

Q: Is there a 3D server world map available?

A: Yes, you can view the 3D server world map at map.betacraft.uk.

Q: How can I join the Discord server?

A: You can join the Discord server by visiting discord.gg/d4WvXeQ.

Q: Where can I find the server trailer?

A: The server trailer can be viewed at this link.

Q: Are there social media accounts for updates?

A: Yes, you can find updates on the website www.betacraft.uk, BlueSky at bsky.app/profile/betacraft.uk, and Mastodon at mastodon.social/@betacraft.

Eggcellent Adventure 1.21.2

1.21.2, Adventure, affordability, budgeting, consumerism, cost of living, economic crisis, Economy, Eggcellent, eggs, financial strain, food access, food affordability, food insecurity, food prices, grocery, grocery store, household expenses, inflation, price increase, rising costs, shopping, Walmart

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9756
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, forget about those expensive eggs, come join our Minecraft server where eggs are free and plentiful! No need to worry about the economy when you can just go chicken hunting in our pixelated world. Plus, who needs Walmart when you can have a virtual farm in Minecraft? Join us and escape the madness of real life prices, because in our server, eggs are the currency of choice!

BabyVsPuppies Minecraft Server

adjustment, baby, baby class, BabyVsPuppies, broody, busy bees, Commitment, Minecraft, obedience, parenting, partner, puppies, puppy class, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Training, travel, Walks, well adjusted, work

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	697
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	3014	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	6841	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more puppies than you can shake a stick at! These puppies are like little furry tornadoes, keeping us on our toes and making us question our sanity on a daily basis.

But fear not, because on this server, we offer puppy training classes for all our players. Just like in real life, our puppies can be a handful, but with a little patience and perseverance, you can turn them into well-behaved Minecraft companions.

Our server is perfect for those who want a challenge, whether it’s navigating through a maze of mischievous puppies or trying to teach them to sit, stay, and roll over. And if you can handle the chaos of puppy training, then you’ll be well-prepared for anything life throws at you – even a broody partner who wants a baby!

So come join us on our puppy-filled Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and every bark is a reminder that life is never boring when you have a pack of puppies by your side.

ExBlockmateDrama

aita, apartment, clean couch, clean for sale, cleaning, coffee table, Couch, done with roommate, ex roommate, ExBlockMateDrama, extra money, Furniture, grab stuff, Pieces, put on street, refurnish, roommate, Sell, sell couch, stained couch

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a new Minecraft server to call home? Well, look no further than our server, where drama is always brewing just like a good potion!

Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning couches for in-game currency, just like our player who cleaned a couch for days to sell for a coffee table. But watch out, because your ex-roommate might swoop in and claim it as their own, just like in this wild story!

With crazy antics like these happening all the time, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual furniture. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

EternalNoKids Minecraft SMP

aging, children, consequences, Decision making, eternal life, EternalNoKids, Ethics, family, Future, IMMORTALITY, immortality vs children, Legacy, life choices, Longevity, Minecraft, morality, parenthood, philosophical dilemmas, Procreation, Reproduction, sacrifice, smp, trade-off

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Towns Built:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, there’s this crazy rumor going around that if you play on this server, you’ll gain IMMORTALITY! Like, you’ll never die in the game or something, how cool is that?! But, like, the catch is that you can’t have kids anymore. But who needs kids when you can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? Plus, there’s this secret underground society of players who have already achieved immortality and they’re like, the coolest players on the server. So, like, join now and become part of this insane world where you can live forever and do all sorts of wacky stuff with your immortal buddies. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now! #immortalityftw #minecraftsmpgoals 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

BlockbusterBreakout

activism, AMERICANS, BlockbusterBreakout, civil disobedience, corporate culture, Economy, employment, job dissatisfaction, job market, Labor, labor rights, mass movement, organized resistance, protest, Rebellion, revolution, social change, societal impact, strike, work, workplace injustice

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	104
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what would happen if all Americans just stopped showing up to work? Well, wonder no more because on our server, that’s exactly what happened!

Join us for a hilarious adventure where the only way to survive is by building epic structures and battling mobs while dodging angry bosses who are still waiting for their morning coffee.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels leading to treasure troves of diamonds and emeralds, guarded by mischievous villagers who have taken over the abandoned offices.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only rule is to have fun and never take work too seriously. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

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