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Blocky Battle Buddies

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Items Found:	1991
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	322628
Emeralds Found:	8998	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Come and get your coh you fithly dogs, angry noobs need not reply.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, exploding sheep that rain down TNT from the sky, and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties when you least expect it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn – a mythical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those brave enough to ride it into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, angry noobs need not reply – only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world!

Crafty Kiev Crew – #13911 LOLz

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6188	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy battles!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a massive missile chimpout in the Odesa region, dodging explosions left and right while trying to save agriculture warehouses from destruction. But wait, there’s more! How about taking down 50 drones with your trusty pickaxe in Russia, all while protecting oil bases and electricity infrastructure in multiple oblasts?

But that’s not all! The US House of Representatives is voting on a 61 Billion USD aid bill for Ukraine, and you can be a part of the action. Help defend against major missile chimpouts, save civilian buildings from destruction, and even cross Putin’s nuclear red line by attacking Russian radar systems with drones. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Join now for a chance to be a hero, a warrior, and a master builder all in one. Don’t miss out on the insane fun and excitement waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘The Okayest’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Minecraft server in the world is here! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret unicorn village where you can ride rainbow-colored horses and battle evil creeper armies. But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any pesky skeletons that try to attack you. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

PawsomeCraft: Where Pets Rule and Creepers Drool!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3796	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pet ownership is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory! In fact, if you don’t have at least 10 virtual pets in-game, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “woof!”

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to build a house while being followed around by a virtual dog army. Watch as your virtual cats knock over all your carefully placed blocks and claim your bed as their own.

But wait, there’s more! Every month we host a pet fashion show where players can show off their most stylish pet outfits. From diamond-studded collars to enchanted feather boas, the competition is fierce!

So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate pet parent in the virtual world!

CtrlAltDelCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	119
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where even the controls are a mystery! Looking to switch between lower and upper floors? Good luck, because on our server, you have to perform a secret dance ritual while simultaneously reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. Only then will the magical elevator appear to transport you to your desired floor.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it. Want a pet dragon? Just give it a whirl! Need a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Just hit that flush button and watch the magic happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the creepy dancing villagers in the corner.

Blocky LOLz

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	5901
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Eastern Euro countries like Pooland and Czechwhoria have gone full Globohomo in turbo mode! 🌍💃

Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!

Build your own Communist utopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!

So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣

BooblessCraft: Where chests are for storage, not cleavage

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10

Welcome to our Boobless Wonder Minecraft Server! Are you tired of dealing with uncomfortable boobs that just get in the way of your gaming experience? Look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to those pesky chesticles!

On our server, you can roam free without the burden of boobs weighing you down. No more worrying about finding the perfect bra or dealing with the discomfort of jiggling fat sacs. Embrace the sleek look of a flat chest and enjoy the freedom of movement like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with amazing adventures and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your newfound freedom from boobs.

So why wait? Join our Boobless Wonder Minecraft Server today and experience the joy of gaming without the hassle of boobs. Who needs ’em anyway? Let’s game on, chest-free warriors!

LeakyTikToker’s Crafty Adventures

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8854
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Bethany.marie’s latest TikTok? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join our server for a chance to build your own empire, slay dragons with your bare hands, and party with unicorns in the enchanted forest. Rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret portal to a land filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins that will make you the envy of all your friends, and our mods are so epic, they once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magic Items Found:	6353	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there.

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions that will do your bidding.

But beware, there is a secret treasure chest hidden deep within the nether, guarded by a dragon that farts fireballs. Only the bravest and most foolish adventurers dare to seek it out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky journey that will leave you saying, “What the fuck” in the best way possible.

LogCob Adventures: Where We Save Sh*tty Logs in Style!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Enchantments Applied:	205	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old logs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from that **shitty log with a cob** experience!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building with **diamond-encrusted logs** that sparkle in the sunlight. Watch out for the **zombie pigmen** that roam the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built **underwater disco** where you can dance with **mermaid villagers** and party with **dolphin DJs**. Don’t forget to grab a **potion of absurdity** to keep the party going all night long.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring logs and hello to a world of **Minecraft madness**!